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Having purchased basic electrical test equipment from the local Maplins store, I set about finding where savings could be made; how much does it cost to run certain electrical items at full power?
A mains powered (700watt) reciprocal saw, with dildo attachment actually at full speed draws 578 watts of power. This equates to 1 ¾ hours of use for 1 unit of electricity
My rotary fucking machine drawing 39.4 watts of electricity on full power will give you 25 hours of use for one unit of electricity
The sybian fucking machine the ultimate female orgasm machine at full speed (take off eyes rolling) draws 84 watts of power giving you 12 hours of use for one unit of electricity
The Computerised slider they call the Hugher fucking machine with all its programmable sequences on full power draws 67 watts of power equating to 15 hours of continuous use for one unit of electricity
The hitachi magic wand..... perhaps the ultimate vibrator draws 17.1 watts of power on full speed allowing you 58 hours of pleasure for one unit of electricity
Depending upon your electric supplier in the UK one unit of electricity (the kilowatt hour) costs at the most 15pence
To run all these interesting sexual machines/toys for the time stated would cost approximately 75p
The next time I smile at you and say here take a pound go and enjoy yourself I am not being a tight cunt! I am offering you up to 3 ½ days without sleep of solid electrical mechanical sexual pleasure and even then you will have 25p change!!!
Better still, invite a couple of close friends over to share the good times and have the ultimate girls night in
Now where did I leave my camera?
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Reminds me of the old rugby song.
An Engineer's dream.
After the 1st verse you can do your own "titty bum's"
An engineer told me before he died,.
An engineer told me before he died,
I have no reason to believe he lied,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
He knew a girl with a pussy so wide
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
He knew a girl with a pussy so wide
She could not be satisfied,
So he built a prick of steel,
So he built a prick of steel
Driven by a bloody great wheel,
Two balls of brass were filled with cream,
Two balls of brass were filled with cream,
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam.
There she lay demanding a fuck
There she lay demanding a fuck
He shook her hand and wished her luck,
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel,
Up and up went the level of steam,
Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.
Till at last the maiden cried,
Till at last the maiden cried,
"Enough! Enough! I am satisfied!"
Now we come to the tragic bit.
Now we come to the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it,
Clouds of steam blew out the top,
Clouds of steam blew out the top,
There no way to make it stop,
She was split from arse to tit,
She was split from arse to tit
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.
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Gimp