FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's Friday so let's have a bit of fun and a laugh. What's the best chat up line you've got you have heard.

I'll start with.......if you was a TV I would turn you on and push your buttons all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a bar with some friends and a guy walked straight into the middle of them and come up to me and said

"you look like an intelligent lady, do you know how much a polar bear weighs"

"Not too sure" I said

And he come back with "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"

I was his for the rest of the night haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll have to steal that one for myself

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'll have to steal that one for myself

lol "

Have fun with it.

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

[Girl]I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

How are you doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've heard that one before haha it's a classic. I think that a good chat up line is terrible but it lets someone see that you're light hearted and can be fun to talk to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Girl]I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

How are you doing

That's a belter.

(Guy) Hi. (Girl) sorry I have a boyfriend. (Guy) well football has a goalkeeper, doesn't mean you can't still score

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"if you was a TV I would turn you on and push your buttons all night!!"

I can think of far better things to do with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey love fancy going twos on a bastard.

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