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The "Let's totally alienate our target audience" thread..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Aka the Fabicide thread!)

Well it's been a while since anyone committed mass Fabicide by totally insulting their entire target market here on Fab, so I propose an outrageously inappropriate sexist joke thread.

Post your sexist jokes here (n.b. any genuine outrage and offence is purely unintentional so please take this thread in the lighthearted spirit it is intended in!)

To start;

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.

Next ...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I think the fab desert island thread sounds like the fabicide you so speak of earlier today. The idea of privilege because he was rich meant he was entitled to meets was an interesting read.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are women called birds? Because of the worms they pick up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful ladies, spread your legs, receive my huge cock and allow me to explode my hot semen deep inside you so we can make a gorgeous baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the quickest way to lose 15 stone? Divorce him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sepp Blatter and Jack Warner are in a car together.....who is driving?

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Answer?.....the Swiss police

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the defenition of mixed emotions?

Seeing your ex drive off a cliff in your brand new merc. Xx

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

went out for a Chinese tonight..

he met us the pub called the "Ming-Inn"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LMAO

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Christopher Lee died aged 93 - he made a good count

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Whats the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? - They both think they know everything.

My husband did something that improved out marriage 100%!! - He moved out.

How many men does it take to wallpaper the living room? - 4, if you slice them thinly enough.

What can you instantly tell about a well dressed man? - His girlfriend is good at picking out clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? - They both think they know everything.

My husband did something that improved out marriage 100%!! - He moved out.

How many men does it take to wallpaper the living room? - 4, if you slice them thinly enough.

What can you instantly tell about a well dressed man? - His girlfriend is good at picking out clothes.

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