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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The London weather forecast for tomorrow is soupy, humid and thunderstorms.

What evocative descriptors has your local weather person used tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, sadly, it's been a fair few years since "Pissing it down" tomorrow evocated a few eardrums in these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a second, i feared it was a RIP thread for a bowl, small, of Soupy.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Ah, sadly, it's been a fair few years since "Pissing it down" tomorrow evocated a few eardrums in these parts. "

You never had a forecaster say pissing it down, did you?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have heard them say it will be persistent rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

For a second, i feared it was a RIP thread for a bowl, small, of Soupy. "

I saw a packet mix at the supermarket yesterday (not an aisle I usually look at). It just said COCK SOUP, in big letters.

I assume it's for all those that love fellatio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ah, sadly, it's been a fair few years since "Pissing it down" tomorrow evocated a few eardrums in these parts.

You never had a forecaster say pissing it down, did you?

"

Oh aye, early days of local TV.

Tbf though, the latter word was probably pronounced "dahn".

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have heard them say it will be persistent rain"

That would be better as persistent precipitation to get a bit of alliteration in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm front coming from the East.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what sort of soup?

Tomato?

Minestrone?

Lobster bisque?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

When it's freezing cold in Ireland.....they just refer it as "fresh"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sonny smells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sonny smells. "

Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?

Swap you for Dewsbury.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I have heard them say it will be persistent rain

That would be better as persistent precipitation to get a bit of alliteration in there.

"

Alliteration yes, innuendo no

C...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"But what sort of soup?

Tomato?

Minestrone?

Lobster bisque?"

I think it might be something a bit grey, like mushroom.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight."

Body references and directions to those parts? What happens down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sonny smells.

Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?

Swap you for Dewsbury. "

I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Scorchio

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight.

Body references and directions to those parts? What happens down there?"

Not at the same time unfortunately. But I used to like spotting the link. Colours in place names was a popular one.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sonny smells.

Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?

Swap you for Dewsbury.

I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v"

Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Scorchio "

Ah, Carol. Everyone uses it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sonny smells.

Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?

Swap you for Dewsbury.

I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v

Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.

"

Throughout the day she said.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sonny smells.

Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?

Swap you for Dewsbury.

I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v

Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.

Throughout the day she said. "

Poor Surrey.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline

C

...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline

C

..."

When was that? I know he was in Harry Potter but I don't have a memory of him doing the weather.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline

C

..."

I've just look on Wiki... I only had four channels in 1995-1999 so that's why I have no memory of this.

I do remember Fred on the This Morning weather map hopping across to NI. Now he turns out to have been a bad 'un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline

C

...

I've just look on Wiki... I only had four channels in 1995-1999 so that's why I have no memory of this.

I do remember Fred on the This Morning weather map hopping across to NI. Now he turns out to have been a bad 'un. "

Now he plays with the stone roses.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rusty Goff was the weather forecaster on cable channel live TV along with Tiffanys big city tips which was business news read by a buxom brunette that stripped off as she read the headlines. The two most famous features were the news bunny and topless darts. The lunchbox volleyball is probably best forgotten.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't that Carol weather person once say "wetter than an otter's pocket"? Gaff!!!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"

For a second, i feared it was a RIP thread for a bowl, small, of Soupy. "

us 2.. but also thought of a pervious little forum critter !!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Carol Kirkwood just used Humdinger

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Carol Kirkwood just used Humdinger"

I like that Carol uses enthusiastic language.

It's just getting grey here. Maybe the soup is rolling in... just in time for me to go out. I fear we'll have a very small audience tonight.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The soup is overflowing from the pot at the moment (it's raining)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The soup is overflowing from the pot at the moment (it's raining)"

It's not yet in my bit of London but the air pressure has changed.

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