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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bless me father for I have sinned!!!

I've just eaten 2 Mr Kipling Viennese Whirls!!

And could have wuite easily eaten another 2!!

What sins do you make?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Impure thoughts. Lots and lots of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 2?? Weak attempt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impure thoughts. Lots and lots of them "

Care to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impure thoughts. Lots and lots of them "

If that's a sin, we are all going to hell in a handcart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only 2?? Weak attempt "

I very nearly just had another, but I resisted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why stop at four when there are six in a packet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Why stop at four when there are six in a packet?"

I will have 2 more for breakfast.

69p I couldn't say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat a whole packet of fruit shortcake biscuits or Chocolate fingers with a cup of tea

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Very impure thoughts and I've had some Viennetta....so naughty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why stop at four when there are six in a packet?

I will have 2 more for breakfast.

69p I couldn't say no."

69 it is then, and i'll bring a fresh packet. Of 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a whole maltloaf bogof

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wore a white bra today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real danger kicks in when you think in monetary terms.

For example : A standard pudding/dessert in many a pub/eaterie is around £3.

Purchase tubs of quality icecream at £1 a tub (550 ml not todgy ones by the way)

Ergo, i can eat upto 3 tubs for my tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can eat a whole packet of fruit shortcake biscuits or Chocolate fingers with a cup of tea "

I can eat half a packet of Malted Milk biscuits with my peppermint tea in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wore a white bra today.

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Like a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very impure thoughts and I've had some Viennetta....so naughty.... "

Mint viennetta

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wore a white bra today.

Like a virgin "

More like a woman who should know better but did it anyway.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have had chipped nail varnish all week because I can't be arsed to sort it out. And I may have eaten a piece of dolcelatte straight from the fridge whilst cooking a healthy tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten 5 Jaffa cakes and wore mismatched underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had chipped nail varnish all week because I can't be arsed to sort it out. And I may have eaten a piece of dolcelatte straight from the fridge whilst cooking a healthy tea."

May have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had chips twice in one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bless me father for I have sinned!!!

I've just eaten 2 Mr Kipling Viennese Whirls!!

And could have wuite easily eaten another 2!!

What sins do you make? "

Ive pigged a bucket of kfc , fries and ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've hidden a box of peanut butter cornetto's at the bottom of the freezer,under a big bag of frozen peas. . Sssh!

Her

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've hidden a box of peanut butter cornetto's at the bottom of the freezer,under a big bag of frozen peas. . Sssh!

Her "

They do peanut butter Cornettos now?! Fuck me, they sound brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hidden a box of peanut butter cornetto's at the bottom of the freezer,under a big bag of frozen peas. . Sssh!

Her

They do peanut butter Cornettos now?! Fuck me, they sound brilliant!"

As if cornetto's weren't unhealthy enough

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've hidden a box of peanut butter cornetto's at the bottom of the freezer,under a big bag of frozen peas. . Sssh!

Her

They do peanut butter Cornettos now?! Fuck me, they sound brilliant!"

I've noticed lots of peanut butter ice cream products this year. So far they have remained in the supermarket freezer but I fear one of them may hitch a ride into my freezer one day soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why stop at four when there are six in a packet?

I will have 2 more for breakfast.

69p I couldn't say no."

At 69p you can easily afford to buy some more tomorrow. So go on, fill your boots.......

Personally I'd have gone for cherry bakewells.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I coveted my neighbour's ass recently. (Three Hail Marys and an our father)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hidden a box of peanut butter cornetto's at the bottom of the freezer,under a big bag of frozen peas. . Sssh!

Her

They do peanut butter Cornettos now?! Fuck me, they sound brilliant!"

Oh they are . . Believe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless me father for I have sinned!!!

I've just eaten 2 Mr Kipling Viennese Whirls!!

And could have wuite easily eaten another 2!!

What sins do you make?

Ive pigged a bucket of kfc , fries and ice cream "

I had KFC on wed too!! I'm a bad girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why stop at four when there are six in a packet?

I will have 2 more for breakfast.

69p I couldn't say no.

At 69p you can easily afford to buy some more tomorrow. So go on, fill your boots.......

Personally I'd have gone for cherry bakewells..... "

Very true!

I'm not though.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'm doomed!!!!! I have done literally everything on this thread this week....minus KFC *gag* I need help

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Very impure thoughts and I've had some Viennetta....so naughty....

Mint viennetta "

That's my favourite but we had to suffer with vanilla....it's probably the only vanilla thing about us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very impure thoughts and I've had some Viennetta....so naughty....

Mint viennetta

That's my favourite but we had to suffer with vanilla....it's probably the only vanilla thing about us "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've eaten all six!! PIGGY!!!

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