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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi ladies is there any ladies that want a baby that can't get pregnant. Iam willing to help by natural insemination total discretion assured I seemed to be a heavy cummer I await reply I have no children iam prepared to have nothing to do with it or I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, you're gonna need it shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to be fun...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Takes a seat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought. Why not offer your services to a sperm bank , they struggle to get donors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn at the ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you joking or is this serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a slot on Jezza pre-booked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought. Why not offer your services to a sperm bank , they struggle to get donors. "

They dont offer unprotected Sex at Sperm Banks

Gimp

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Ive been a donor myself but through a sperm bank its safer for all concerned xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought. Why not offer your services to a sperm bank , they struggle to get donors.

They dont offer unprotected Sex at Sperm Banks

Gimp"

Not even if you go BUPA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been a donor myself but through a sperm bank its safer for all concerned xx"

Exactly ! And well done for doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought. Why not offer your services to a sperm bank , they struggle to get donors.

They dont offer unprotected Sex at Sperm Banks

Gimp

Not even if you go BUPA? "

Bum Up Pump Away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having any children already would appear to not be a good advertisement for your services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought. Why not offer your services to a sperm bank , they struggle to get donors.

They dont offer unprotected Sex at Sperm Banks

Gimp

Not even if you go BUPA? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I never had the right lady to settle with. I've been a workaholic have a great lady. But she was infertile I like to think I had one child before my demise I would just stay in the background if need be nothing sinister about this If I can help a lady to have a child then good it's free. Lot less complicated Iam clean and healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never had the right lady to settle with. I've been a workaholic have a great lady. But she was infertile I like to think I had one child before my demise I would just stay in the background if need be nothing sinister about this If I can help a lady to have a child then good it's free. Lot less complicated Iam clean and healthy

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So do as others have suggested, donate to a sperm bank where you can help many ladies to conceive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just careful ladies weren't the right ones and I wasn't in the right situation if I said I was a millionaire I'd be flooded with offers

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

How do we all know you aren't firing blanks?

I am infertile but you wouldn't know it from the outside so I am firing girl blanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just careful ladies weren't the right ones and I wasn't in the right situation if I said I was a millionaire I'd be flooded with offers"

What planet are you on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Serious why not help someone if they want a child and can give it a good happy life

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Serious why not help someone if they want a child and can give it a good happy life "

Do you really think a child conceived on a swinger site is going to have a good happy life? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never had the right lady to settle with. I've been a workaholic have a great lady. But she was infertile I like to think I had one child before my demise I would just stay in the background if need be nothing sinister about this If I can help a lady to have a child then good it's free. Lot less complicated Iam clean and healthy

So do as others have suggested, donate to a sperm bank where you can help many ladies to conceive. "

Plus they'd test the sperm for mobility etc and find out all about your past medical /family history.

I'm not saying your sentiments for doing it aren't good, but fertility clinics really are crying out for sperm donors so you'd help many women that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious why not help someone if they want a child and can give it a good happy life

Do you really think a child conceived on a swinger site is going to have a good happy life? Really?"

There's no reason he or she shouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, in years time, the kid asks their mum where she met their dad - "on a swingers site where he offered to get me pregnant."

OP do you REALLY think anyone's going to take you up on that?

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe


"I never had the right lady to settle with. I've been a workaholic have a great lady. But she was infertile I like to think I had one child before my demise I would just stay in the background if need be nothing sinister about this If I can help a lady to have a child then good it's free. Lot less complicated Iam clean and healthy

So do as others have suggested, donate to a sperm bank where you can help many ladies to conceive.

Plus they'd test the sperm for mobility etc and find out all about your past medical /family history.

I'm not saying your sentiments for doing it aren't good, but fertility clinics really are crying out for sperm donors so you'd help many women that way. "

Exactly they are i only did it for about 3 years after watching a documentary on the subject i was i pieces. So i thought why not and not only do i feel good for helping those women/couples out but its good knowing my genes will live on after ive gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who decided she wanted a baby but without the partner. She went online and found a site that is full of just that , sperm donors. No money is passed and he has very little to do with the baby and that includes little money. I'm not saying this is perhaps the right site but there are plenty of people both donors and mothers who for whatever reason find this works for them.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Hi ladies is there any ladies that want a baby that can't get pregnant. Iam willing to help by natural insemination total discretion assured I seemed to be a heavy cummer I await reply I have no children iam prepared to have nothing to do with it or I can

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Natural insemination? You are not at all interested in squirting it into a jar and letting the woman/couple do the inseminating their own selves or have I misunderstood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site never ceases to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fucking days!!!!!!!..... Hope you've been tested for every std, going??? And to let you know just in case you think this is a game or thrill for you... Kids cost ALOT of money! And quite frankly, I hope you feel the sting in the wallet for your ignorance and arrogance on 'fathering' a poor child!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a 49 year old man with no children - perhaps this is God's way of saying don't have children. However, if God isn't saying it, there's a pretty good chance over the next few hours, there will be plenty here doing His work!

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Hi ladies is there any ladies that want a baby that can't get pregnant. Iam willing to help by natural insemination total discretion assured I seemed to be a heavy cummer I await reply I have no children iam prepared to have nothing to do with it or I can

Natural insemination? You are not at all interested in squirting it into a jar and letting the woman/couple do the inseminating their own selves or have I misunderstood? "

Nope I think you understand quite clearly...... He just wants bareback under the guise of offering sperm donor services.

If he was seriously wanting to help people like he claims then he'd do it through a clinic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't judge your on here

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

You do realise that you will be liable for maintenance for the next 18 years if anyone takes you up on this offer ..don't you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks."

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't judge your on here

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True but we're not the ones offering what you are!

Besides meeting others for carefree sex fun and games isn't in the same ballpark as offering to father a child with a stranger.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You can't judge your on here

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I am not judging I am asking how you know you aren't infertile and firing blanks and if you want to help out why not squirt it into a jar at a clinic where it can be tested to make sure it's safe and actually worth having? Simple questions.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise that you will be liable for maintenance for the next 18 years if anyone takes you up on this offer ..don't you ?"

Liable yes but as shown by my friend that doesn't always mean they will take anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't judge your on here

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I'm not judging, but there's a steep difference between casual NSA & friendship, and offering to father someone's child.

There's plenty of sperm donor websites. Use those instead of a swingers site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow "numbnuts" goes will with this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he's had anyone take up his offer yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious why not help someone if they want a child and can give it a good happy life "

Then go and donate sperm at a fertility clinic if you really want to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought id seen it all on here,posts like this are worth the fiver subscription alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if he's had anyone take up his offer yet? "

You're already on record saying you had sex yesterday! Coincidence - I think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if he's had anyone take up his offer yet?

You're already on record saying you had sex yesterday! Coincidence - I think not!"

Just waiting to see if he's a jaffa or not now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if he's had anyone take up his offer yet?

You're already on record saying you had sex yesterday! Coincidence - I think not!

Just waiting to see if he's a jaffa or not now!! "

I like jaffa cakes. Nom nom

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By *oasted cheese sandwichMan
over a year ago

Nearby

But I have seen female profiles on here before asking for just what he's offering, which sounds alarm bells in my head , but each to their own

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

(Ignoring the insanity of the idea, I do have a genuine question)

I don't mean this in a horrible way as I know men are different when it comes to age/fertility, and I've heard of men producing kids well into their 60's, but surely as a 49 year old, it's worth getting yourself checked to make sure your little swimmers are still "up for the job" before you think of offering these sort of services (official or not)?

And even then, you mention looking for the "right sort of women", how will you vet and prove that they are able to provide for your future offspring if you're not genuibely just looking to get your dick wet?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

would you like to buy a tin helmet from me op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*logs out of fabswingers*

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe


"(Ignoring the insanity of the idea, I do have a genuine question)

I don't mean this in a horrible way as I know men are different when it comes to age/fertility, and I've heard of men producing kids well into their 60's, but surely as a 49 year old, it's worth getting yourself checked to make sure your little swimmers are still "up for the job" before you think of offering these sort of services (official or not)?

And even then, you mention looking for the "right sort of women", how will you vet and prove that they are able to provide for your future offspring if you're not genuibely just looking to get your dick wet?"

If he wants to get his dick wet he should take a shower maybe a cold one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair there are plenty of women that go out with the intention of finding a guy to get them pregnant.

Perhaps advertising it is a bit silly but at least he is being honest about what he wants. Many womwn will say they are on the pill etc... And then the silly man that decides to go bare finds out he got them pregnant

Not my thing but there is also no reason why the child shouldn't be a happy one of born to a parent or parents that love them.

And I'd see it as no different to these one night stand babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ? "

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Serious why not help someone if they want a child and can give it a good happy life

Do you really think a child conceived on a swinger site is going to have a good happy life? Really?

There's no reason he or she shouldn't."

this..

children are conceived via in many places and grow up perfectly well and happy..

there are couples who have met on here and are in loving relationships..

not sure the OP has actually said he wants to 'bareback and walk away' although i may have missed that..

OP as others have said approach one of the fertility services and if after testing its all good why not donate your sperm and walk away knowing you may have given someone something missing from their lives..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

oops just seen natural insemination..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date. "

Maybe she's understanding because she's explained in a previous post on this thread that one of her friends has used a proper sperm donor in the past? There's also no need for personal comments about a lady's age.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

Maybe she's understanding because she's explained in a previous post on this thread that one of her friends has used a proper sperm donor in the past? There's also no need for personal comments about a lady's age."

Age comment was below the belt she was only making comment no need to be nasty x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did I miss the stampede?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date. "

Very poor form indeed. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

For sale: Turkey baster. Slightly sticky, only used once. Also for sale selection of jam jars. All washed out complete with labels, various flavours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date. "

I'm well past my sell by date as it happens and I have no oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

Maybe she's understanding because she's explained in a previous post on this thread that one of her friends has used a proper sperm donor in the past? There's also no need for personal comments about a lady's age."

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

Very poor form indeed. You should be ashamed of yourself. "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, in years time, the kid asks their mum where she met their dad - "on a swingers site where he offered to get me pregnant."

OP do you REALLY think anyone's going to take you up on that?"

Which one is he mum..stay in the weekend, there is 95,000 on there your bound to see him

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

Maybe she's understanding because she's explained in a previous post on this thread that one of her friends has used a proper sperm donor in the past? There's also no need for personal comments about a lady's age.

Age comment was below the belt she was only making comment no need to be nasty x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair there are plenty of women that go out with the intention of finding a guy to get them pregnant.

Perhaps advertising it is a bit silly but at least he is being honest about what he wants. Many womwn will say they are on the pill etc... And then the silly man that decides to go bare finds out he got them pregnant

Not my thing but there is also no reason why the child shouldn't be a happy one of born to a parent or parents that love them.

And I'd see it as no different to these one night stand babies"

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


"Popcorn at the ready..."

Sweet and salty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well congratulations!!! This is single handly the best/worst post ive ever seen!

You sir are a legend!

Hahahahhahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an adopted child I too think you should use a sperm bank op and you can always leave a letter to any child you may conceive in that way with your solicitor with the sperm bank and account details on to be given to the child on its 21st birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought i opened up gumtree then! Fyi i think ur deluded but good luck in life x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

I'm well past my sell by date as it happens and I have no oven "

excellent reply moody!! made me l0l!!

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe


"One year short to be half a century old without a child of your own. How do you know you're not firing blanks.

Makes me giggle this , so if he had 12 kids all by different kids it would be better at his age ?

Ever thought that he may not have wanted kids until now and that both he and his partners had both made sure it didn't happen. ?

Why do some people always see the bad in everything ?

Since you are so understanding why don't you take his offer or you are past your sell by date.

Maybe she's understanding because she's explained in a previous post on this thread that one of her friends has used a proper sperm donor in the past? There's also no need for personal comments about a lady's age.

Age comment was below the belt she was only making comment no need to be nasty x

Thank you x"

No problem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I have seen female profiles on here before asking for just what he's offering, which sounds alarm bells in my head , but each to their own "

I often wonder though if they are fantasists ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me this is a new low. Some people will do anything to get a shag!

I'm sure it's been said before, being a heavy cummer means fuck all when it comes to sperm count.

I'm what you'd call "average" in terms of quantity of cum, but I've had two specialists examine my semen and, I kid you not, both of them looked at the results and said "wow".

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"(Ignoring the insanity of the idea, I do have a genuine question)

I don't mean this in a horrible way as I know men are different when it comes to age/fertility, and I've heard of men producing kids well into their 60's, but surely as a 49 year old, it's worth getting yourself checked to make sure your little swimmers are still "up for the job" before you think of offering these sort of services (official or not)?

And even then, you mention looking for the "right sort of women", how will you vet and prove that they are able to provide for your future offspring if you're not genuibely just looking to get your dick wet?

If he wants to get his dick wet he should take a shower maybe a cold one?"

I could do with one of those.

It's lovely and hot today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me this is a new low. Some people will do anything to get a shag!

I'm sure it's been said before, being a heavy cummer means fuck all when it comes to sperm count.

I'm what you'd call "average" in terms of quantity of cum, but I've had two specialists examine my semen and, I kid you not, both of them looked at the results and said "wow". "

Was it the smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me this is a new low. Some people will do anything to get a shag!

I'm sure it's been said before, being a heavy cummer means fuck all when it comes to sperm count.

I'm what you'd call "average" in terms of quantity of cum, but I've had two specialists examine my semen and, I kid you not, both of them looked at the results and said "wow".

Was it the smell ? "

Some does smell rather funky doesn't it or is it just my nose ?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Hi ladies is there any ladies that want a baby that can't get pregnant. Iam willing to help by natural insemination total discretion assured I seemed to be a heavy cummer I await reply I have no children iam prepared to have nothing to do with it or I can

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Hello OP,

Does being a heavy cummer guarantee that you will get a woman pregnant first go? Does it make you more fertile?

Silly question really as you've already said you have no children, at the moment, and if someone does take you up on the offer are you prepared to finically support the child until it's 20?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me this is a new low. Some people will do anything to get a shag!

I'm sure it's been said before, being a heavy cummer means fuck all when it comes to sperm count.

I'm what you'd call "average" in terms of quantity of cum, but I've had two specialists examine my semen and, I kid you not, both of them looked at the results and said "wow".

Was it the smell ?

Some does smell rather funky doesn't it or is it just my nose ? "

Some spunk smells nasty , I think it might be a storage issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you might want to be honest with the future mother of your child and change your profile from straight to Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never had the right lady to settle with. I've been a workaholic have a great lady. But she was infertile I like to think I had one child before my demise I would just stay in the background if need be nothing sinister about this If I can help a lady to have a child then good it's free. Lot less complicated Iam clean and healthy

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It's not less complicated though.

If they go to a proper sperm bank they get a full medical history and the knowledge that they're sample is clean and screened.

If they go to you they have no medical history and just your word your clean.

Also you realise you will be liable for costs if they want to go after you for then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha - cheeky.

No, apparently my sperm count and motility levels were off the chart

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

...I want Jaffa Cakes now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise that you will be liable for maintenance for the next 18 years if anyone takes you up on this offer ..don't you ?

Liable yes but as shown by my friend that doesn't always mean they will take anything. "

You think if your friend hits hard times she'll let the kid get taken into care befote hitting up the csa?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...I am sure there are women about who want to get pregnant with no ties with the father but I don't think this is the right place for it to be advertised.

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