FabSwingers.com forum: Top things about being single...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes it gets a bit shitty, but there's so much you can enjoy that might be a bit weird to others...

I'll start - I'm currently munching through a box of raw Berry Pop Tarts

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Nobody moans when you leave the loo seat up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can snore fart and dribble in bed in peace.

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

Can go to the pub anytime I fancy without getting moaned at!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Watching exactly what you want on TV with noone moaning... well after the 6 year old is in bed anyway! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you don't have to answer to anyone....I miss that lol.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

You get the whole duvet for yourself

You can fart and nobody cares

You can perv men without your other half getting jealous

You don't have to fight over the TV controls

You don't have to fight over what to have for dinner

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

You don't have to remember birthdays or anniversaries.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Have more money to spend on what you like xx

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Can come and go as I please.... Although if I were half of a twosome, I wouldn't expect that to change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having alone time in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get the whole duvet for yourself

You can fart and nobody cares

You can perv men without your other half getting jealous

You don't have to fight over the TV controls

You don't have to fight over what to have for dinner "

This is married life for me

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I don't have to share my Ben and Jerrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing what I want when I want!

Currently flirting on here, sipping a beer and chomping on pistachios

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I can't remember single life it's been so long

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I can snore fart and dribble in bed in peace.

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing what I want when I want!

Currently flirting on here, sipping a beer and chomping on pistachios"

Feel like sharing :0) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is going to nick my last rolo.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having to answer to anybody, Can put yourself and needs first and I enjoy my own company lol.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

being able to eat what I like, watch what I like, listen to what I like, and do what I like, whenever I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy my own company and can do what I like when I like but it does get lonely in bed especially in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, you can check out other womens bums without her getting jealous!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing what I want when I want!

Currently flirting on here, sipping a beer and chomping on pistachios

Feel like sharing :0) x"

With you...yes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't have to endure Emmernation Enders and can leave the pots till I've ran out of plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing what I want when I want!

Currently flirting on here, sipping a beer and chomping on pistachios

Feel like sharing :0) x

With you...yes

Yippee I love pistachios x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing what I want when I want!

Currently flirting on here, sipping a beer and chomping on pistachios

Feel like sharing :0) x

With you...yes

Yippee I love pistachios x"

I'll make a trail from neck to cock and you can work your way down

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

The ability to come home completely rat arsed and be loud as you like.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

all of the above

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It costs me much less in bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being honest I wouldn't want to be single again. I love my life as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

At this point in time I don't like being single. I have been single 5 years and I would love nothing more than love and a family and at 35 I feel that my life is just going by so fast, on the other hand I'm not desperate and won't settle for the sake of it I just sometimes think I will never meet anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been single for 14 years. I love every second of it.

Independence is my favourite thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing what you, when you want, with whom you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this point in time I don't like being single. I have been single 5 years and I would love nothing more than love and a family and at 35 I feel that my life is just going by so fast, on the other hand I'm not desperate and won't settle for the sake of it I just sometimes think I will never meet anyone...

You will Cheeky. I think it often happens where and when you least expect it, often when you have given up looking for it. x

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

No partners :-

Kids

Parents

Ex wives

Mates

Colleagues

To pretend you actually like

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You will Cheeky. I think it often happens where and when you least expect it, often when you have given up looking for it. x"

I'm sure I will not stressing too much about it

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Freedom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can snore fart and dribble in bed in peace.

You too?

I sooooooo do all of these things!

I sometimes even go to bed without doing the washing up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a dump without worrying your other half will need the toilet straight after - and call you a dirty cow as he walks back out with his eyes streaming

shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy being single but I must admit I miss the cuddles and spooning when I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kingsize bed to myself, and I swap sides all the time, just because I can ! Duvet is on/off, on/off, on/off - then wrapped around me, then thrown off the bed altogether.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

Teehee

great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you there, know that feeling very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to say all of the above but when you have children and grandchildren there is no such thing as freedom. I can,however,have sex with whomsoever I want,when my family let me out for good behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

Teehee

great minds think alike "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to share the last anything including rolos...

Hopes he doesn't spot this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??"

Daniel & tgnd have proper mucky minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make mistakes without the aftermath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I can wank whenever I want, and fuck who I like too

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??

Daniel & tgnd have proper mucky minds

No, Daniel does!! Not me xD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??

Daniel & tgnd have proper mucky minds

No, Daniel does!! Not me xD "

Sweet and innocent, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can walk around naked in your flat lol whenever you fancy

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??

Daniel & tgnd have proper mucky minds

No, Daniel does!! Not me xD

Sweet and innocent, yeah?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing is the being able to indulge in whatever takes your fancy. Oh and starfishing in bed

However being totally honest id give that up for someone to pull me close and tell me they love me every day. For someone to share the highs and lows. For someone to just say she's mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around my flat naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will Cheeky. I think it often happens where and when you least expect it, often when you have given up looking for it. x"

How can you stop looking though when a boyfriend is all you want. I've been single and fed up of people saying it will happen when you least expect or stop looking. Yes it does happen when you stop looking cos once you find someone that's exactly what you do, stop looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can starfish in bed and no one moans at you

Haha. "Starfish."

errrr...... 'Starfish'......??

Daniel & tgnd have proper mucky minds

No, Daniel does!! Not me xD

Sweet and innocent, yeah?

Yes

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking around my flat naked!

Favourite past time or current doings?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Being in charge of my own remote control. Nothing worse than nipping to the loo only to find the channel has been changed in my absence!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Walking around my flat naked!

You can do that when part of a couple. Making eggs gets interesting indeed.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I haven't been single since I was 18 or so... and I've never lived in a house with less than three people in it.

The idea is alien to me...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Walking around my flat naked!

I'm a naturist

Did that as a married lady with children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, you can check out other womens bums without her getting jealous!lol

Lol this never made me jealous when I was with the ex. Why? Because I was pervubg at the pretty ladies first!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Being in charge of my own remote control. Nothing worse than nipping to the loo only to find the channel has been changed in my absence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, you can check out other womens bums without her getting jealous!lol

Lol this never made me jealous when I was with the ex. Why? Because I was pervubg at the pretty ladies first!

snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking around my flat naked!

Favourite past time or current doings?

Usually a weekend thing Quimm...but if the mood takes me

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

no rows

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Music loud singing and dancing

Don't have to cook

Watch what I want

Super king sized bed to myself

Friends over anytime

Go out when I want

Stay in bed it without someone moaning......

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

The toilet roll is always facing the right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are no 1 leg inside out with the boxers still attached trousers on my bedroom floor! ex was too fecking lazy to seperate them and put them in the wash basket!!!

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