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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Where should it stop first?

Jump on board tickets are free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penge. Behind a bush. For gawds sake pick up shag so he gets a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penge. Behind a bush. For gawds sake pick up shag so he gets a shag.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Brighton? I'll bring giant sugar dummies....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Bring it on up to Leeds... we're very friendly in yorkshire..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cloud Cuckoo Land is about there on the map

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Licketysplits tour is going to Bournemouth next week.

Perhaps a lazy wander along the south coast for the bus before moving north?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come via Surrey then up to Derby please, then I don't have to drive to Download in the morning!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bring it to portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you might as well all fly out here to Belize. it will be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it over here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penge. Behind a bush. For gawds sake pick up shag so he gets a shag.

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lol yes, was just about to say penge as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely stop of at Stoke, just a don't stand still with it for too long.

Just long enough for us to jump on

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Who wants to sit next to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP stop off here at ' . '

Wherever that is.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Who wants to sit next to me?

yes please x

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted

Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted

Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.

It's more stickity Lickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

You tour guiding again HB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted

Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.

It's more stickity Lickety

Blimey, what's going on back there

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Get over to coalville... That way you can pick both me and mrwho up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

You tour guiding again HB

You know my skills are impeccable, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it has a bed as I like to stretch my legs, Or are you stopping at pubs along the way

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted

Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.

It's more stickity Lickety

Blimey, what's going on back there

Ha ha haven't even started the tour yet, so behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

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^^ i agree...cum to ireland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An obvious stopping point is down here by the seaside in Southend.

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

You can guide me anywhere you like sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"London please.

Pops!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"London please.

Hey Pops! Welcome back

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll wave to you all as I go past on my flying carpet and meet you all at the next services.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"London please.

Yippeee!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops! Ya back!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

SE Herts, just made banana cake!!!!!! Still warm too!

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"SE Herts, just made banana cake!!!!!! Still warm too!"

You can sit in between us then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"London please.

Ey up Pops, good to see you back

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"SE Herts, just made banana cake!!!!!! Still warm too!

You can sit in between us then

Perfick

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Ooooooph welcome back Pops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate buses ! If it's anything like our local buses It will probably be late and there is a good chance it will smell like an Otters hideout

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Can I put forward a visit to MAMOBA? Its not bad up here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the looks of it this bus is going along way, Might need some overnight stays, Who can accommodate everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to sit at the back so I can lock the windows n Ms Muffin can flash her juggs at the lorry drivers

Shpeshal Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick even

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who wants to sit next to me?

Back seat?

Saucy! Yeah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send it up here...stock it with hotties on the way please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

Most definitely

Cool, will I need my passport?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"London please.

Welcome back.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Wow a swingers bus next new idea a swinger's boat. Oh wait that has already happed gius gracii noted that one down in bavay off the coast of Naples around 280bco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas

(and in no way influenced by my Perve List)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas

And Reading!! Don't forget to pick up me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

Most definitely

Cool, will I need my passport?

You can have a lift on my flying carpet if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

Most definitely

Cool, will I need my passport?

You can have a lift on my flying carpet if you like

Tina, your tits will cause your carpet to tilt at an alarming degree so I'll join you to at least try & balance it out a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point

Most definitely

Cool, will I need my passport?

You can have a lift on my flying carpet if you like

Why thankyou Tina, can I twiddle the tassels

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You are both more than welcome, it does need balancing out, although it is mandatory to sit cross-legged and to look serene, even if we take a wrong turning and end up floating up a one way street the wrong way. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on, you've been fabbed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What's the estimated time of arrival of this here bus, I keep getting funny looks whilst I'm stood at the shelter

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Sorry we had an engine problem! All sorted now so the Fab Tour Bus is now on its way! Hope you all have your sunscreen packed

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Ooooo the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ...... Ooooooo the wheels on the bus ......

Song fades into smothered mumbling.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Did someone say it's going up the M1?

Can I come and play pretty please?

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Ooooo the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ...... Ooooooo the wheels on the bus ......

Song fades into smothered mumbling.

Ok..... Stop that right now!

Everyone knows that 100 green bottles is the first song that should be sung on a road trip

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are we nearly there yet Miss, I need a wee wee

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've got the glasses if this coach trip needs an Olive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn it! You drove past me didn't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the glasses if this coach trip needs an Olive."

Oooh can I be Blakey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.am be the busdriver in uniform

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"God damn it! You drove past me didn't you!

You didn't have you thumb out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

ooo get me a ticket - im so up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on, you've been fabbed

youve been in the sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn it! You drove past me didn't you!

You didn't have you thumb out

Which way are ya going now?!

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

Well given that starting at the bottom and working your way up is always a favourite route, Cornwall must be the first stop surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God damn it! You drove past me didn't you!

You didn't have you thumb out

come back backkkkk

Perform a U turn when possible

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I vote last stop is Burning Man!

https://vimeo.com/103975643

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like more fun then the vengabus,

Put me down for a one way trip

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"God damn it! You drove past me didn't you!

You didn't have you thumb out

Which way are ya going now?!

Erm not sure, we seem to be lost somewhere!

Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!

I'll be your tour guide!

North Wales is always lovely too. The pooch and I can take you all on some jolly walks and picnics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas

(and in no way influenced by my Perve List) "

Well if you're going to Manchester you may as well carry on to Chorley and pick me up? I'll bring sausage rolls? You'll all be hungry!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm left on the back seat as Steve has disappeared off for his shower and bed.

Welcome back Pops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas

(and in no way influenced by my Perve List)

Well if you're going to Manchester you may as well carry on to Chorley and pick me up? I'll bring sausage rolls? You'll all be hungry!!

I recon there is enough sausage on the bus, Maybe some buns to put them in

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Does anybody know any dirty rugby songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you mind driving up my back alley to pick me up. It's a bit of a tight squeeze so be sure to flash your hazard lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you mind driving up my back alley to pick me up. It's a bit of a tight squeeze so be sure to flash your hazard lights!"

MMMNNNNFFF! * chokes on coffee*

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Someone want to take over the driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a seat?

I'll sit still and promise not to run up and down the aisle.

I don't get travel sick either....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Someone want to take over the driving?

Ah go on then, bj for the driver though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up, I ain't waiting at this bus stop, any longer.

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I give up, I ain't waiting at this bus stop, any longer.

Where have you been hiding? We've been driving round & round & round & round!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

junc 12 m4 I will hop on ..

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

What time does the bus arrive in Glasgow & are we getting T-Shirts printed up?

THE FAB BUS ON TOUR 2015

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Where should it stop first?

Jump on board tickets are free!

Morecambe xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys arrived at London yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys arrived at London yet?

It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys arrived at London yet?

It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?"

How's your mum doing?

Thanks Jimbo

...where the fuck is Shropshire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I'm left on the back seat as Steve has disappeared off for his shower and bed.

Welcome back Pops.

Is there room for my tiny butt next to yours Lickety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The swingers on the bus go

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

The swingers on the bus go

Uh uh uh

All night looooooooong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys arrived at London yet?

It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?

How's your mum doing?

Thanks Jimbo

...where the fuck is Shropshire?

A long way from London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it been up the M1 yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to come get meeeee!!

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"You guys arrived at London yet?

It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?

How's your mum doing?

Thanks Jimbo

...where the fuck is Shropshire?

Shropshire, a county close to my heart and it's in the middle (ish) pops!

On route, just finishing our ice creams

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"bring it to portsmouth "

I second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Devon been mentioned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sussex, stopping off for some glorious Good wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever get to Cloud Cuckoo Land wake me up

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Come to lovely Wales and pick me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ever get to Cloud Cuckoo Land wake me up"

My gran'll be pleased to see you, or maybe not, she's been living there for 5+

years now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kingdom of Fife please

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

The back of the bus cannae sing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting on y'all to come pick me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye cannae shove yer granny aff the bus !

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Ye cannae shove yer granny aff the bus !"

Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy...

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