FabSwingers.com forum: what aren't you looking forward to this summer?

By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

With all the happy posts let's have a vent

This summer I'm not looking forward to bug bites and self conscious people squeezing into clothes they wish they could fit into.

Jeans with fat spilling over the sides and the underbelly on display from tops that are too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning to kite surf properly!!! Can't wait!!! Very very excited about it l

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Learning to kite surf properly!!! Can't wait!!! Very very excited about it l

aren't

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"With all the happy posts let's have a vent

This summer I'm not looking forward to bug bites and self conscious people squeezing into clothes they wish they could fit into.

Jeans with fat spilling over the sides and the underbelly on display from tops that are too short

The house overrun with children during the bloody holidays, disrupting my routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 229th showing of the only fools and horses Christmas special.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Coming back to the Midlands after the summer in Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking wasps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not looking forward to the unbearable heat and the fact that the sun will only be down for around 5 hours

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Not looking forward to heat bumps. Or having to smother myself in Factor 50. Or trying to fit into summer clothes and being self-conscious of the fact that other people hate seeing all my podgy bits spilling out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandals, Flip flops and other open toe shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chub rub is a right bastard. I like winter.

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Not looking forward to heat bumps. Or having to smother myself in Factor 50. Or trying to fit into summer clothes and being self-conscious of the fact that other people hate seeing all my podgy bits spilling out.

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chub rub is a right bastard. I like winter."

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial."

Oh, they fit. But spaghetti straps, fat arms and big boobs are a summer nightmare. I'm better off in spring and autumn when I can wear a proper bra and sleeves and not be uncomfortably warm as a result. Summer means strapless bras digging in and constant hoiking necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial.

loves to watch the constant hoiking,

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I'm not looking forward to the end of it

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial.

Ahhh I'm with you now, you tried boob tape as an extra incentive for your bra to behave?

Are clear straps no good?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial.

Ahhh I'm with you now, you tried boob tape as an extra incentive for your bra to behave?

Are clear straps no good? "
Gravity, sweat and boob tape are not a good combination. And clear straps are always visible. I may have to resort to gaffer tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bountiful crop of corn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the last couple of years ive been bitten whreas i never used to be - so im hoping im not -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs and snails are out during the next few months and I hate the bastards.

Have to watch my younger best mate get married in August whilst I'm long term single with no chance of that changing before the wedding. Have to go to Marbella next month for hen weekend even though I'm skint and would prefer to take my daughter on holiday instead of that, have to have my 32nd birthday 21st of this month and I don't want to be any older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers being in the house for weeks ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public transport sweatboxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate""

How about a trip down south...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy clothes that fit, sorted.

Summer is lovely

long dress no undies

I wasn't referring to summer clothes I was referring to wearing clothes a size or two smaller than what you are out of denial.

loves to watch the constant hoiking,

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Sandals, Flip flops and other open toe shoes

Or sandals with socks!

Oh yes, and thunderflies! Horrible itchy little feckers!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate""

Get a cat?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate"

Get a cat?

Nooooo!!

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Stockings,tights and high heels getting replaced by pumps and bare legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to work without getting a hard on seeing all the sexy women around London showing skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out door fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The heat, kids holidays, massive drive for family holiday, last trimester during summer gonna be a killer....if he thinks in going up ben Nevis 30 weeks gone... He's got another thing coming....a fat bloody lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School holidays!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG you get heat bumps too? Being in Spain at the moment I'm learning my body does not like hot weather for extended periods of time... it triggers hives, heat bumps and heat rashes in me... not fun. Too English for my own good!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Piz Buin sensitive seems to work to prevent them on me. Bloody expensive though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"School holidays!"

Yep

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Keeping myself occupied for the next few months.

Getting paid to sit on your arse at home isn't all it's cracked up to be!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I'm not looking forward to the unbearable heat and the fact that the sun will only be down for around 5 hours"
Think about early january already two months of dark short cold and often dreary days, with the build up Of christmas over and new year and waiting for at least another two months Till the promise of longer days and Bl**dy cold mind usually with ice and snow around before then we,re lucky here if we see more than a month Of unbearable heat (heatwave) as from september onwards you can forget any Of that, much prefer longer nights no Heating bills, and fresh veg in the garden, sit in the shade if out doors There,s plenty of ways to relax a cold Shower if you have one can be quite refreshing not to cold mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stuck behind caravans

Tourists driven along our "main roads" and stopping in the middle of them to take photos cos they think they're country lanes

Hassle on the nudist beach....tho the upside is that I can go

Comments about my nipples....either their visibility through clothes colour wise, or the," is it cold" comments

Being horny 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe you lot moaning about the heat when we only ever have nice weather for about 2 days a year....and that is normally when I have to work so can't enjoy it!! Just shut up goddam it!!! Stop scaring our summer away!!

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

The fact my uni has decided my next academic year needs to start at the beginning of August, leaving me virtually no time off with my kids.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Stockings,tights and high heels getting replaced by pumps and bare legs

Goodness, not here they are not... keeping with the heels and stockings.

Not looking forward to car hunting again after someone wrote my beautiful beetle off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I'm gonna piss all over your ranty thread ~ I luvre Summer, bring it on ~ wasps, sweaty sleepless nights & all!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"the last couple of years ive been bitten whreas i never used to be - so im hoping im not - "

Ok I promise not to bite you again

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Not looking foward to women in skimpy tops and braless in the freezer section at the supermarket

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Oh and midges... not looking forward to those little buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't had one yet this year, but those nights when it's too hot to sleep and even a fan doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but I'm gonna piss all over your ranty thread ~ I luvre Summer, bring it on ~ wasps, sweaty sleepless nights & all!!

Hey you, get OFF of my cloud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look forward to anything any time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It being over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody flies at work

They are a fucking nightmare

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate""

Come to Hull for that wine cheeses and crackers picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learning to kite surf properly!!! Can't wait!!! Very very excited about it l

aren't

"
whoops!

ummm nothing.. Lol love everything about the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate"

Get a cat?

Nooooo!!

Get a sausage dog !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autumn

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

My mate getting married this summer, they've all dropped now and I have no more wing men left

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Absolutely nothing! Cannot wait for my summer holiday in France, and nakedness whilst there, lol.

(him)

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Being broke and unemployed.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Moving house

Well I am and I'm not because moving is a bloody pain

But I've secured a tenancy on a two bedroom flat in Worcester this very evening

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayfever I spend a lot of time outdoors and it sucks this time of year. But other than that love summer. I am already brown as berry and ready to have a great summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one like summer.....

Wahhhhhhh. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning 30 with no clue how to "celebrate"

Get a cat?

Nooooo!!

Get a sausage dog !! "

Awww I wanna a sausage dog too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chavs and bearded meatheads walking around shirtless.

Kids EVERYWHERE

Boy racers blasting their "music" while speeding down the street.

D*unken idiots walking round town.

The heat

Basically, summer itself.

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