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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Same here. Single for 4 years. Not allowed cats in my flat though

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha"

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pussys allowed

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha"

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same here. Single for 4 years. Not allowed cats in my flat though

Come here we canbe crazy cat ladies in the same house. Either that or we will end up like the aunt's in Practical Magic.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single. "

Got any cats though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single. "

Single men are 'Batchelors' single women are spinsters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

That's alright though you won't try to chat with em...I hope

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Single men are 'Batchelors' single women are spinsters

Never been married women are spinsters....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Single men are 'Batchelors' single women are spinsters

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omggg spinster just sounds like ya should be in ur 70s...noooo not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha"

Very single really is not bad. In fact, it is admirable.

12 cats is great as long as you don't smell of cat wee.

And when I am old, I shall wear purple ...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

That's alright though you won't try to chat with em...I hope

Ermmmmm I always talk to them - and they talk back.....there's no hope for me - I am a lost cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

That's alright though you won't try to chat with em...I hope

You have no choice, you have to chat to cats. they expect and demand it as they are our masters.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Spinster and proud! 10 years single and never been married. Only got 3 cats though

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

2 years single for me and generally I like it.

I miss someone there at the end of the day, when I'm in bed at night is the only time I really get lonely and it's not that often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

That's alright though you won't try to chat with em...I hope

Ermmmmm I always talk to them - and they talk back.....there's no hope for me - I am a lost cause

Anyone know the number for the local funny farm I need a imidiate pick up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do people still say 'batchelor pad'? They used to anyway. But not 'spinster pad'. I think people just say 'single' now for male or female.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I have got a few cats but I am married so I think I am going for the mad cat woman look

That's alright though you won't try to chat with em...I hope

Ermmmmm I always talk to them - and they talk back.....there's no hope for me - I am a lost cause

Anyone know the number for the local funny farm I need a imidiate pick up "

I am not insane my mom had me tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i duno what it is but theres something sexy about a woman who has a cat...

shame i ve got two dogs

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"i duno what it is but theres something sexy about a woman who has a cat...

shame i ve got two dogs "

We have a whole bunch of cats and 3 dogs.....5 ferrets.....2 rabbits and a guinea pig - I must have invented sexy

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Single men are 'Batchelors' single women are spinsters

Well I do like a bachelor's cuppa soup now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 years single for me and generally I like it.

I miss someone there at the end of the day, when I'm in bed at night is the only time I really get lonely and it's not that often. "

But nothing beats being able to starfish in the bed ha ha

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Got any cats though?

Did have one cat but he passed away a few years ago.

Was 17 years old though which is a good old age for a cat so he had a good innings.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Got any cats though?

Did have one cat but he passed away a few years ago.

Was 17 years old though which is a good old age for a cat so he had a good innings. "

17 is very good.....you must be a very good cat dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha

I can beat that, been single for 6 years now and never had so much fun. I don't mind being single.

Single men are 'Batchelors' single women are spinsters

Well I do like a bachelor's cuppa soup now and again

I had one for lunch. Asparagus

watch out boys

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Wish I'd stayed single 3 months ago instead of going through heartache but I'm back single and life couldn't be better. Was having do much fun up until that point too!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"2 years single for me and generally I like it.

I miss someone there at the end of the day, when I'm in bed at night is the only time I really get lonely and it's not that often.

But nothing beats being able to starfish in the bed ha ha"

Spooning all the way

Solo sleep i still stick to half of the bed, laid on side, one arm under the pillow one leg curled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being single.....even though there are things i miss but not enough to change things at mo.x

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!"

I'm fluffy and already house trained for an alternative

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

10 years single here, 1 cat, never married so technically a spinster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need a catwoman to come and save my day....lol

just got back from work.

need someone to scrub my back in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 years single, never married, don't even have my own cat I just entice neighbours cats into my home using ham and then stroke them till they start clawing at me to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm neither single nor crazy but I talk to my cats a LOT. They have the kind of faces which talk back though.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I'm very single

And dating

Love cats Knitting and church

There's no hope for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy, with tattoos, and a geek so got good things to chat about. How have you managed to stay single?!

But yeah, 12 is not too excessive. Just remember to give them all names that start with the same letter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been single 4 and a half years I think I've hit the point of being very single.

I'm now off to go cat shopping....12 cats isn't excessive is it

haha"

Only getting the "Starter Kit" then?

Anyway - why do women do that?

If a guy doesn't want you what on earth inflict that on a poor cat

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"6 years single, never married, don't even have my own cat I just entice neighbours cats into my home using ham and then stroke them till they start clawing at me to leave. "

I heard a rumour you do a similar thing on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 years single, never married, don't even have my own cat I just entice neighbours cats into my home using ham and then stroke them till they start clawing at me to leave.

I heard a rumour you do a similar thing on the site

Haha yeah sort of similar, I entice them with the old gammon hanger and then they also start clawing at me to leave!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

single all my life

and for the rest of it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!"

Do it! You know there is a cute little kitty sitting there waiting for you....hoping you choose her so she can be your new baby....you deserve to feel that happiness

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!

I'm fluffy and already house trained for an alternative

Will you bite me if I stroke you?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!

Do it! You know there is a cute little kitty sitting there waiting for you....hoping you choose her so she can be your new baby....you deserve to feel that happiness

Please don't encourage me.. I had someone contact me on Facebook to ask if I wanted a cat as they needed rid. I said no then immediately felt guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've trained my cats! They come when I whistle for them.

Greedy cats are easy to train

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have 2 cats.. Wondering whether to buy another when I turn (whispers) 30 next month! Just to cement my spinsterness!

Do it! You know there is a cute little kitty sitting there waiting for you....hoping you choose her so she can be your new baby....you deserve to feel that happiness

Please don't encourage me.. I had someone contact me on Facebook to ask if I wanted a cat as they needed rid. I said no then immediately felt guilty

You need to meet my husband he is a sucker for a sob story which is why I am like the old lady who lived in a shoe and had so many cats she didn't know what to do

he brings stray cats home from the car park by his work and we spend ages taming them down so they settle in and feel the love

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I've trained my cats! They come when I whistle for them.

Greedy cats are easy to train

You found us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've trained my cats! They come when I whistle for them.

Greedy cats are easy to train

You found us

I could see the cat hair...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I've trained my cats! They come when I whistle for them.

Greedy cats are easy to train

You found us

I could see the cat hair... "

Yeah it does cling doesn't it

I think when I walk through a room I leave a little trail of it behind me like crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two cats I rehomed, a Jack Russell (which I think pretty much counts as a cat) one sort of accidentally purchased horse and a 'he's going to the hunt tomorrow if you don't take him' racehorse.

I'm loving sisterhood... The longer it goes on and the older I get the less cross people get for me taking on more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* spinsterhood sorry!!

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