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Is willy wonka a nazi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let me set the facts.

-Very secretive about his goings on.

- The confectionary he makes seems to be very weaponised. Gum that makes u expand, lemonade that makes u float off.

- Not to fussed about using children in his testing.

- Chooses an Aryan looking boy.

- as an army devoted to his command.

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me set the facts.

-Very secretive about his goings on.

- The confectionary he makes seems to be very weaponised. Gum that makes u expand, lemonade that makes u float off.

- Not to fussed about using children in his testing.

- Chooses an Aryan looking boy.

- as an army devoted to his command.

Discuss "

ooh never looked at it so metaphorically, but gosh - very interesting

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Some people think too hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also the time period is similar and it looks like the nazi won. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the boy blonde? I always thought dark hair?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Eh?

I think OP is confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people think too hard "

Haha. Do you agree? Think back to the film. If anyone tried to break in they would get stuck in the room with the tiny door. Very sneaky chap Mr wonka

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What about the Oompah Loompah's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the boy blonde? I always thought dark hair? "

The original film

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not so sure ...

- Secretive as his ideas were stolen and he was slandered by rivals who forced him into hiding.

- The sweets with side effects were in the testing stages and ingested despite warnings.

- The winners of the golden tickets were random. It was proven none were trustworthy and he had to choose the best of a bad bunch to inherit his business.

- His workforce were rescued from impending starvation and given room and board in return for their labour.

I'd say perhaps a socialist but certainly not a Nazi

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is the boy blonde? I always thought dark hair?

The original film "

The film is an interpretation of the book though.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

cane, dapper suit? your winning me over op. and if you google the original today, white supremacist springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the mean Roald Dahl was a secret nazi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the mean Roald Dahl was a secret nazi?"

Apparently so - and a Mussolini sympathizer

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps after he spent a couple of years in the RAF and shot down the odd Junkers88 in Greece he decided he'd had enough after his crash and joined them just at the moment everyone else was deciding not to

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Does the mean Roald Dahl was a secret nazi?

Apparently so - and a Mussolini sympathizer"

A tale of the unexpected

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He even developed away to transport "chocolate" straight to a TV. Perfect way to assassinate someone and it's a wonka bar so no one would ever question it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the mean Roald Dahl was a secret nazi?

Apparently so - and a Mussolini sympathizer

A tale of the unexpected "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me set the facts.

-Very secretive about his goings on.

- The confectionary he makes seems to be very weaponised. Gum that makes u expand, lemonade that makes u float off.

- Not to fussed about using children in his testing.

- Chooses an Aryan looking boy.

- as an army devoted to his command.

Discuss "

You got to much time on your hands dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I really do not think that the "evidence" is that strong. I don't recall too much extreme right-wing principles being espoused and sympathised with in that novel, or even in the film. Have you been taking weird chocolate bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so sure Hitler would have been a big fan of the oompah lumpahs.

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Let me set the facts.

-Very secretive about his goings on.

- The confectionary he makes seems to be very weaponised. Gum that makes u expand, lemonade that makes u float off.

- Not to fussed about using children in his testing.

- Chooses an Aryan looking boy.

- as an army devoted to his command.

Discuss

You got to much time on your hands dude. "

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Not so sure Hitler would have been a big fan of the oompah lumpahs. "

especially as in the original story the were black, would he of had them working for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like it's straight from r/shittyfantheories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like it's straight from r/shittyfantheories"

Fan theories on willy wonka. Behave.

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