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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Like what?

I had my arse marked by a lady but she had her hubby with her.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I recommend a water pistol, a quick spray every time they try it should do the trick.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?! "

Because couples don't have to compete for a singles attention and try and stay top of the pecking order.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where? When?

I think a smile and a nod often, suffices..

Just so long you don't.. forget miss mav,s..you now belong to us... Uhu

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Pheromone sprays or plug-ins, they help calm it down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think I missed the point of the post.

Wotanidiot

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ahh the good old pissing up the lamp posts

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?! "

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just see it as two people who know each other interacting in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that....."

Er jewel you haven't had permission get, back in your corner.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I just see it as two people who know each other interacting in public. "

No interaction or banter is permitted, otherwise you will be accused of being in a clique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that....."

me too! Instantly off putting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where? When?

I think a smile and a nod often, suffices..

Just so long you don't.. forget miss mav,s..you now belong to us... Uhu "

I wonder if I learn to squirt if I can control it like a water gun? Mrs F be good or you will have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

Because couples don't have to compete for a singles attention and try and stay top of the pecking order.

A"

is there an order? Maybe I'm so far above it, I can't see those beneath me? Smells tend to rise though don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

It's childish,pathetic and it's less about territory marking because they like a person and more about low self esteem and massive personal issues

Quite embarrassing really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

Unfortunately aso although some say NSA, we are not robots, we are only human..feelings can sometimes, develop,especially with repeat meets chatting etc, some also bend the truth a little! What really on here

Couples are different they have, that relationship, bond and love at home. So for them it really is NSA. And is only an extention of the sex/life they already have.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.. I take my hats off to single ladies on here, and some single guys..

If I where a single lady, I doubt me being here, I don't think I'd be capable of meeting, without eventually, developing feelings.. But then thats maybe just the way I'm made...

Although ok run me outta town.. I do think there's more singles on here.. Looking for more than NSA. Than would care to admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive seen it with couples along the way too

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I've noticed it occasionally. Even had the odd thinly veiled, he's mine type message when I've commented on a post from someone. Can't be doing with all that nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where? When?

I think a smile and a nod often, suffices..

Just so long you don't.. forget miss mav,s..you now belong to us... Uhu I wonder if I learn to squirt if I can control it like a water gun? Mrs F be good or you will have it "

I'm never good, I've made you a bed under my stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's childish,pathetic and it's less about territory marking because they like a person and more about low self esteem and massive personal issues

Quite embarrassing really"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Ive seen it with couples along the way too

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Agrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem to have missed this, I've not been marked by anyone

Except for Jane in the 4th year of school marked my heart forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's childish,pathetic and it's less about territory marking because they like a person and more about low self esteem and massive personal issues

Quite embarrassing really"

some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Seem to have missed this, I've not been marked by anyone

Except for Jane in the 4th year of school marked my heart forever "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive seen it with couples along the way too

Agrees "

really? How does it manifest? I've only ever come across it at a party with some couples... It became quite awkward, and one of the wives left. Not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA..."

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I haven't seen a proper "pee up the wall" contest in a while.....

mind you, i have become so desensitised to it.. i only really recognise the truely spectactular efforts now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where? When?

I think a smile and a nod often, suffices..

Just so long you don't.. forget miss mav,s..you now belong to us... Uhu I wonder if I learn to squirt if I can control it like a water gun? Mrs F be good or you will have it

I'm never good, I've made you a bed under my stairs. "

oooooo can I bring my new restraints?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them "

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........ "

well I've known some men to try and play me off.. Now I spot the signs and back off straight away. Likewise if I notice a distinct scent emerging, the same happens. Lots of lovely men and couples here to not need to engage in that type of behavior, and I do love lots and lots

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"

Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........ "

I must be oblivious. I've seen a few piss-takey bantery posts between forum users that obviously know each other in the biblical sense but not any concrete 'hands off' type ones. I may lack the subtlety to read between those lines but I have seen some car crash lamp-post pissing in the past though.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I've seen it and experienced it. It made me chuckle and I took it as a compliment. Body language doesn't lie and I find it fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seem to have missed this, I've not been marked by anyone

Except for Jane in the 4th year of school marked my heart forever

Awww "

Still stings to this day

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging..."

What strings are attached in swinging?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging...

What strings are attached in swinging?"

Ooooh! I've seen some leather ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging...

What strings are attached in swinging?"

We've come across certain types that try to add and pull strings but they're just laughed at then forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........

I must be oblivious. I've seen a few piss-takey bantery posts between forum users that obviously know each other in the biblical sense but not any concrete 'hands off' type ones. I may lack the subtlety to read between those lines but I have seen some car crash lamp-post pissing in the past though."

I was thinking I've missed something. Could it be the people accusing others of lamppost marking are a teeny bit jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........ "

I agree Fabio ~ the 'flavour of the month' have also been known to light the touchpaper.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........

I must be oblivious. I've seen a few piss-takey bantery posts between forum users that obviously know each other in the biblical sense but not any concrete 'hands off' type ones. I may lack the subtlety to read between those lines but I have seen some car crash lamp-post pissing in the past though.

I was thinking I've missed something. Could it be the people accusing others of lamppost marking are a teeny bit jealous "

jealous of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........

I must be oblivious. I've seen a few piss-takey bantery posts between forum users that obviously know each other in the biblical sense but not any concrete 'hands off' type ones. I may lack the subtlety to read between those lines but I have seen some car crash lamp-post pissing in the past though.

I was thinking I've missed something. Could it be the people accusing others of lamppost marking are a teeny bit jealous jealous of what? "

Of their closeness or relationship. Wanting it to be them instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mentioned flavour of the month. I've noticed that with women too. People are so fickle and like to follow the crowd to chat up miss popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging...

What strings are attached in swinging?"

Fabstringers has a ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Quite embarrassing really some men don't help though. They bitch and shit stir and make some women dance like monkeys to their manipulation.. I think sometimes it's some single men who pull the strings as they like the women fighting over them

i disagree... the ones I have noticed are the single women who laud it over the flavour of the month single guys......

and the cat fight and bitchy comments that follow........

I must be oblivious. I've seen a few piss-takey bantery posts between forum users that obviously know each other in the biblical sense but not any concrete 'hands off' type ones. I may lack the subtlety to read between those lines but I have seen some car crash lamp-post pissing in the past though.

I was thinking I've missed something. Could it be the people accusing others of lamppost marking are a teeny bit jealous jealous of what?

Of their closeness or relationship. Wanting it to be them instead. "

bloody hell, let's take them to a party, they need a bloody good fucking hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie. "

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ? "

hmm male pissing... I wonder.. Does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want, "

I've not seen your profile ... so certainly not referring in any way to you

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want, "

Do as you want. You're not hurting anyone and don't need to answer to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want,

I've not seen your profile ... so certainly not referring in any way to you "

oh i didnt think it was aimed, just made me wonder if ppl would think it was lamp post pissing. not intended that way, and hadn't occured to me previously thatit might look like that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times. "

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want,

I've not seen your profile ... so certainly not referring in any way to you

oh i didnt think it was aimed, just made me wonder if ppl would think it was lamp post pissing. not intended that way, and hadn't occured to me previously thatit might look like that, "

noooo not at all! It's factual x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are more interesting than others,they are the ones I notice and respond to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen it in a few posts and profiles ... Some people seem to get very possessive of others

I believe in free love

must be a re born hippie.

I mention Danielpierced in my profile, and vice versa, as we play regularly and would like to maybe play together, hope its not seen as lamp post pissing, as both still free and single to meet who ever else we want, when we want,

I've not seen your profile ... so certainly not referring in any way to you

oh i didnt think it was aimed, just made me wonder if ppl would think it was lamp post pissing. not intended that way, and hadn't occured to me previously thatit might look like that, "

It will to the ones who waffle on about pissing up lamposts to others it will just read as intended, that you have a regular fb and you may also meet as a couple, will always be someone who has an opinion so do what makes you happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter"

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter "

lol I'd imagine it'll hurt if it gets lodged in his nooks and crannies

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up! "

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's childish,pathetic and it's less about territory marking because they like a person and more about low self esteem and massive personal issues

Quite embarrassing really"

My thoughts exactly. Quite sad really and a tad embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter lol I'd imagine it'll hurt if it gets lodged in his nooks and crannies "

Won't know when he's tied n gagged now will he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter lol I'd imagine it'll hurt if it gets lodged in his nooks and crannies

Won't know when he's tied n gagged now will he "

And no pissing up walls etc as it's hard enough pissing on loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?! "

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just see it as two people who know each other interacting in public.

No interaction or banter is permitted, otherwise you will be accused of being in a clique. "

I did wonder once if people thought I was in a clique on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter lol I'd imagine it'll hurt if it gets lodged in his nooks and crannies

Won't know when he's tied n gagged now will he

And no pissing up walls etc as it's hard enough pissing on loo "

Tom cats do have a tendency to get it everywhere don't they?! Drips and drops all over the bloody place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity. "

I don't see how having a FB or a FWB is in any way rooted in insecurity. Or is that not what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages. "
all I can think about is using the squirt like a water pistol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity.

I don't see how having a FB or a FWB is in any way rooted in insecurity. Or is that not what you meant? "

I've been trying to fathom out his meaning.

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over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ? hmm male pissing... I wonder.. Does it? "

Only if I eat asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages. all I can think about is using the squirt like a water pistol lol "

Pump action super soaker, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages. all I can think about is using the squirt like a water pistol lol

Pump action super soaker, obvs "

hahahaha she shoots, she scores!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages. all I can think about is using the squirt like a water pistol lol

Pump action super soaker, obvs "

That underwear in your avatar is a gorgeous colour Anna.(I still have the ability to go wildly off tangent!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!!"
I've seen it at a party once. It was awful and felt so sorry for the wife. Happens on and off the forums too. I'd imagine it's everywhere!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"The only attention I get is threats involving glitter

It's a hard life being so awesome. I don't know how I cope at times.

Man for once and for all ad it you adore glitter

And now in English and without spell check N fat thumbs..

MaN up for once and admit you adore gkitter lol I'd imagine it'll hurt if it gets lodged in his nooks and crannies

Won't know when he's tied n gagged now will he

And no pissing up walls etc as it's hard enough pissing on loo "

As men get blamed for missing the loo what chance have we got of hitting a lampost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!! I've seen it at a party once. It was awful and felt so sorry for the wife. Happens on and off the forums too. I'd imagine it's everywhere! "

How do you piss up a lampost at a club....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!! I've seen it at a party once. It was awful and felt so sorry for the wife. Happens on and off the forums too. I'd imagine it's everywhere! "

In what context? Sorry if I'm being really thick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey, what did I miss? Haven't seen any pissing (outside of the watersports/squirting threads) for ages. all I can think about is using the squirt like a water pistol lol

Pump action super soaker, obvs

That underwear in your avatar is a gorgeous colour Anna.(I still have the ability to go wildly off tangent!)"

Thank you I think this is my most complimented ever bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!! I've seen it at a party once. It was awful and felt so sorry for the wife. Happens on and off the forums too. I'd imagine it's everywhere!

How do you piss up a lampost at a club...."

I think there are nights that cater for that sort of thing

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over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that..... me too! Instantly off putting! "

Yeah! I noticed a couple of months ago someone put on their status 'Hands off - he's mine!' Can't remember who it was right now though!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!! I've seen it at a party once. It was awful and felt so sorry for the wife. Happens on and off the forums too. I'd imagine it's everywhere!

How do you piss up a lampost at a club...."

Maybe it's a new feature we haven't noticed? Do you think the post has markers on it and there's a prize for getting to the highest marker?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ? hmm male pissing... I wonder.. Does it?

Only if I eat asparagus "

And sugar puffs

who else's smells of sugar puffs after a bowl of that particular cereal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ? hmm male pissing... I wonder.. Does it?

Only if I eat asparagus

And sugar puffs

who else's smells of sugar puffs after a bowl of that particular cereal?"

I used to have a colleague that could smell Marmite on me, hours after I'd eaten it. He really hated the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't seen a proper "pee up the wall" contest in a while.....

mind you, i have become so desensitised to it.. i only really recognise the truely spectactular efforts now..... "

There's quite a major pissing up post thing going on in my update between two women at the moment..its entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that..... me too! Instantly off putting!

Yeah! I noticed a couple of months ago someone put on their status 'Hands off - he's mine!' Can't remember who it was right now though!! "

oh that was me, but I wrote it in Spanish. Do you speak Spanish? So many people look at my profile I can't keep track!

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over a year ago


"I haven't seen a proper "pee up the wall" contest in a while.....

mind you, i have become so desensitised to it.. i only really recognise the truely spectactular efforts now.....

There's quite a major pissing up post thing going on in my update between two women at the moment..its entertaining "

cringe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have some lurkers pm-ing people about this thread. Feel free to join us!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm completely lost. Is this happening on the forums? Or in clubs etc? Im obviously completely oblivious too!!"

It's happened a lot. I noticed it mostly with one particular guy but he's left fab now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh?.....what?......did someone mention piss?.....i need a wee....do I need to find a lamppost?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that..... me too! Instantly off putting!

Yeah! I noticed a couple of months ago someone put on their status 'Hands off - he's mine!' Can't remember who it was right now though!! oh that was me, but I wrote it in Spanish. Do you speak Spanish? So many people look at my profile I can't keep track! "

A little!

I speak passable French too!

People also seem to look at my profile a lot too!

Clearly we're both popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irony "

Yes.......i thought so too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that..... me too! Instantly off putting!

Yeah! I noticed a couple of months ago someone put on their status 'Hands off - he's mine!' Can't remember who it was right now though!! oh that was me, but I wrote it in Spanish. Do you speak Spanish? So many people look at my profile I can't keep track!

A little!

I speak passable French too!

People also seem to look at my profile a lot too!

Clearly we're both popular! "

well done you! I speak South American Spanish.

I'm not popular at all. Nothing I aspire to be. think that particular status was up when I was at an orgy. It was lush! can never ever have too much of a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a really good phrase, something like not my circus, not my monkeys. Lots of dancing monkeys around though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not. "

totally this status' are just that. They often work both ways, or in response to something you have been messages or spoken about or whatever. I never understand why people take issue with other people's status'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not. totally this status' are just that. They often work both ways, or in response to something you have been messages or spoken about or whatever. I never understand why people take issue with other people's status'. "

So then territory marking via status is ok? I'm confused! I genuinely haven't seen anything I'd call a pissing contest for ages, but I haven't been on much this week so it's entirely possible I'm just oblivious.

(Am now wondering whether I've wandered into something )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not. totally this status' are just that. They often work both ways, or in response to something you have been messages or spoken about or whatever. I never understand why people take issue with other people's status'. "

I think most things on here are open to interpretation.

We can all read the same sentence and come up with different meanings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not. totally this status' are just that. They often work both ways, or in response to something you have been messages or spoken about or whatever. I never understand why people take issue with other people's status'.

So then territory marking via status is ok? I'm confused! I genuinely haven't seen anything I'd call a pissing contest for ages, but I haven't been on much this week so it's entirely possible I'm just oblivious.

(Am now wondering whether I've wandered into something )"

Umbrella, wellies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One person's territory marking could be another's joking around with a friend though. I have someone I meet a lot and will sometimes do status updates or comments on forum posts that are personal jokes, because it cheers us up. Doesn't mean I'm trying to stop anyone else having sex with him, (in fact it's the opposite!) it's just a bit of craic.

Perhaps things are sometimes interpreted as territory marking when in fact they're not. totally this status' are just that. They often work both ways, or in response to something you have been messages or spoken about or whatever. I never understand why people take issue with other people's status'.

So then territory marking via status is ok? I'm confused! I genuinely haven't seen anything I'd call a pissing contest for ages, but I haven't been on much this week so it's entirely possible I'm just oblivious.

(Am now wondering whether I've wandered into something )

Umbrella, wellies.... "

Snorkel??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't really read people status', I've no idea if they are used to mark territory or not. I can only comment on my own which has been brought up, which was no relevance to anything and certainly not marking when I was in the middle of a gang bang. Not sure why it has been brought up as I'm mile away from the peach, so don't know why my status would catch her eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway... I'm off out for my meet! Dread to think what will be on here when I get back lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a bitch piss up me lampost than a fox shit in my bush

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no more than usual I would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not found anyone I'm keen on yet so have no territory to mark. If I did find a guy on here I wouldn't bother with writing veri's jokingly saying 'hands off he's mine' or words to that effect. He'd just flat out have to delete his profile, end of. I'm the most jealous, possessive, insecure person you could ever meet hence why I'm still single. When I have a guy he's mine, I can't change I'll have to try and find a guy that would embrace the crazy, tell him in the beginning that I'm an absolute maniac and just hope for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really read people status', I've no idea if they are used to mark territory or not. I can only comment on my own which has been brought up, which was no relevance to anything and certainly not marking when I was in the middle of a gang bang. Not sure why it has been brought up as I'm mile away from the peach, so don't know why my status would catch her eye? "

What was the OP referring to? Forum posts or veri's or status updates or something else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up!

This ^ "

And again this ^

Banter and flirting, yes, plenty of that which is all good fun - but I'm oblivious to anything else. I guess ignorance is bliss after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really read people status', I've no idea if they are used to mark territory or not. I can only comment on my own which has been brought up, which was no relevance to anything and certainly not marking when I was in the middle of a gang bang. Not sure why it has been brought up as I'm mile away from the peach, so don't know why my status would catch her eye?

What was the OP referring to? Forum posts or veri's or status updates or something else?"

I thought status updates but think I was wrong now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not found anyone I'm keen on yet so have no territory to mark. If I did find a guy on here I wouldn't bother with writing veri's jokingly saying 'hands off he's mine' or words to that effect. He'd just flat out have to delete his profile, end of. I'm the most jealous, possessive, insecure person you could ever meet hence why I'm still single. When I have a guy he's mine, I can't change I'll have to try and find a guy that would embrace the crazy, tell him in the beginning that I'm an absolute maniac and just hope for the best. "

And you'd delete yours too then right..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really read people status', I've no idea if they are used to mark territory or not. I can only comment on my own which has been brought up, which was no relevance to anything and certainly not marking when I was in the middle of a gang bang. Not sure why it has been brought up as I'm mile away from the peach, so don't know why my status would catch her eye?

What was the OP referring to? Forum posts or veri's or status updates or something else?"

Local Welsh veris I'm guessing...

I'm guilty of giving a veri if I receive one or am expecting to receive one whether or not it's a repeat meet. Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity.

I don't see how having a FB or a FWB is in any way rooted in insecurity. Or is that not what you meant?

I've been trying to fathom out his meaning."

I'm not suggesting that having someone you meet semi regularly for sex is insecure but I do believe that many of those who unnecessarily broadcast their arrangement are.

I have met women in the past only to later receive messages from guys who on seeing a verification have written instructing me to 'take care of' or 'treat with respect' - 'their' FB.

Some women I have met have specifically asked me not to show verifications for concern of upsetting FWB'S.

It is definitely not everyone but my opinion is based on my experience.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Must admit I piss on every meet when they don't look.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really read people status', I've no idea if they are used to mark territory or not. I can only comment on my own which has been brought up, which was no relevance to anything and certainly not marking when I was in the middle of a gang bang. Not sure why it has been brought up as I'm mile away from the peach, so don't know why my status would catch her eye? "

You know what Mav?

If the subject of this post had been men (and women I'm sure!) on fab who lead people on - who allow people they've met to think that they mean more to them than they really do - or men and women who are in relationships pretending to be single and, again, allowing others to develop feelings for them - then I'd have been in absolute agreement with you! It's only because you posted the topic you did that I felt compelled to make the comment I made! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some examples of pissing up lamppost comments on threads. What would someone write to be accused of it? I've seen women start threads and have compliment after compliment and flirty comments made about them,by the same men on every thread. Is that the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must admit I piss on every meet when they don't look. "

If they notice I say it's squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must admit I piss on every meet when they don't look. "

It's called squirting.

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing??

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Must admit I piss on every meet when they don't look.

It's called squirting. "

That's what they think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can verify there is veritably the odour of michurition verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not found anyone I'm keen on yet so have no territory to mark. If I did find a guy on here I wouldn't bother with writing veri's jokingly saying 'hands off he's mine' or words to that effect. He'd just flat out have to delete his profile, end of. I'm the most jealous, possessive, insecure person you could ever meet hence why I'm still single. When I have a guy he's mine, I can't change I'll have to try and find a guy that would embrace the crazy, tell him in the beginning that I'm an absolute maniac and just hope for the best.

And you'd delete yours too then right..?"

If the guy was gonna be a permanent guy then yes, although I do only use the forums. Not here for multiple hook ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of curiosity ...

does a Tom cat smell worse than Queen ? hmm male pissing... I wonder.. Does it?

Only if I eat asparagus

And sugar puffs

who else's smells of sugar puffs after a bowl of that particular cereal?"

Dont eat it but mine smells of sugar puffs if I am really dehydrated..

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over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity.

I don't see how having a FB or a FWB is in any way rooted in insecurity. Or is that not what you meant?

I've been trying to fathom out his meaning.

I'm not suggesting that having someone you meet semi regularly for sex is insecure but I do believe that many of those who unnecessarily broadcast their arrangement are.

I have met women in the past only to later receive messages from guys who on seeing a verification have written instructing me to 'take care of' or 'treat with respect' - 'their' FB.

Some women I have met have specifically asked me not to show verifications for concern of upsetting FWB'S.

It is definitely not everyone but my opinion is based on my experience. "

Ok, yeah that sounds a bit shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing?? "

I'm totally fucking lost now!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Must admit I can't say I have noticed anything of late.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing??

I'm totally fucking lost now!"

If I agree with the feeling totally lost thing is that pissing up both your lampposts? If it is, them treat these ladies with respect and until the next time...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I fancy a bowl of sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

It's always happened and probably always will. The whole FB or FWB thing is part of it for me.

There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's what both parties want but I've always felt it was rooted in insecurity.

I don't see how having a FB or a FWB is in any way rooted in insecurity. Or is that not what you meant?

I've been trying to fathom out his meaning.

I'm not suggesting that having someone you meet semi regularly for sex is insecure but I do believe that many of those who unnecessarily broadcast their arrangement are.

I have met women in the past only to later receive messages from guys who on seeing a verification have written instructing me to 'take care of' or 'treat with respect' - 'their' FB.

Some women I have met have specifically asked me not to show verifications for concern of upsetting FWB'S.

It is definitely not everyone but my opinion is based on my experience. "

that's ridiculous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else enjoying the undercurrent? ? I'm not sure if its piss or squirt though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else enjoying the undercurrent? ? I'm not sure if its piss or squirt though

"

Bit of a rip tide...in danger of being carried away

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over a year ago


"I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing??

I'm totally fucking lost now!

If I agree with the feeling totally lost thing is that pissing up both your lampposts? If it is, them treat these ladies with respect and until the next time...

"

Shit, it might be. Does that mean I need to get my hands off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a bowl of sugar puffs "

Me too

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing??

I'm totally fucking lost now!

If I agree with the feeling totally lost thing is that pissing up both your lampposts? If it is, them treat these ladies with respect and until the next time...

Shit, it might be. Does that mean I need to get my hands off?"

Definitely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately some tend to forget, what this site's predominantly about, NSA...

That's funny... I thought this site was predominantly about swinging...

What strings are attached in swinging?"

Depends what your into

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

god knows its bit like dogs and cats marking their spot....cannot be arsed with the drama, if a profile states that.....

Er jewel you haven't had permission get, back in your corner. "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

"

Careful, she might be staring daggers

But she can butterfly kiss with those lashes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

"

welcome back pops mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Careful, she might be staring daggers

But she can butterfly kiss with those lashes too "

no daggers here. Too soft for that shite unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

"

Back in time for a shower 'eh Pops?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Back in time for a shower 'eh Pops?!

"

if only I could gush or squirt... Lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Back in time for a shower 'eh Pops?!

"

If you both are joining me. Yes please.

Could do with a good scrubbing, a bit of rubbing and a lot of bumming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Back in time for a shower 'eh Pops?!

if only I could gush or squirt... Lol "

Count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird? "

I used to love the ladybird books!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird?

I used to love the ladybird books!! "

I was thinking specifically of the bad tempered ladybird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird?

I used to love the ladybird books!!

I was thinking specifically of the bad tempered ladybird. "

I don't know that one! What happened to it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird?

I used to love the ladybird books!!

I was thinking specifically of the bad tempered ladybird.

I don't know that one! What happened to it?? "

Drowned by a stream of piss.

Unless that's not the children's story version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticing a lot of marking going on recently.

What is it with the alley cat marking? Lol It does make me laugh!

Tends to happen more with singles than couples.. Why?!

Because couples don't have to compete for a singles attention and try and stay top of the pecking order.

A"

But you said swinging isn't a competition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a story about this involving a ladybird?

I used to love the ladybird books!!

I was thinking specifically of the bad tempered ladybird.

I don't know that one! What happened to it??

Drowned by a stream of piss.

Unless that's not the children's story version "

Hahahahaha no ~ but it sounds way more fun than learning to share your aphids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now which one of you lovelies, fancies a pink collar?

I've promised Chel,a blue one you see.. pmsl.

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE


"I think I must be pretty stupid because I have no idea what u are all talking about. I'm taking that as a good thing??

I'm totally fucking lost now!"

?? Thank fuck for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

"

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I must be oblivious as I haven't noticed any territory marking. If it smells like when cats do it though can they not do it near me, as it is the worst scent in the whole world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it) "

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must be oblivious as I haven't noticed any territory marking. If it smells like when cats do it though can they not do it near me, as it is the worst scent in the whole world! "

Yes it's vile, we had a big ginger Tom, for some reason, he decided to get in my son's bed, one night and spray all over him..

God that cat sure did fly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

"

Hope you respect him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him "

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up!

This ^

And again this ^

Banter and flirting, yes, plenty of that which is all good fun - but I'm oblivious to anything else. I guess ignorance is bliss after all. "

I agree and if I'm having a giggle, flirt and banter with someone that's exactly what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect.. "

You have to demand they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect..

You have to demand they do "

Oops..

I am of course joking or am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up!

This ^

And again this ^

Banter and flirting, yes, plenty of that which is all good fun - but I'm oblivious to anything else. I guess ignorance is bliss after all.

I agree and if I'm having a giggle, flirt and banter with someone that's exactly what it is "

Oh hello lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect..

You have to demand they do

Oops..

I am of course joking or am I?

"

Innit.

Erm, what do i say back? Shall i say i'm owned by one of you girls one week and by another, another week? Then have a proper ranty statement after saying i'm no longer owned by you fake ass wannabe Mrs Grays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect..

You have to demand they do

Oops..

I am of course joking or am I?

Innit.

Erm, what do i say back? Shall i say i'm owned by one of you girls one week and by another, another week? Then have a proper ranty statement after saying i'm no longer owned by you fake ass wannabe Mrs Grays?

"

Pmsl looks like you've picked up where you left off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm late to the party and to be honest WHOOSH this whole thread has gone right over my head! Territory marking? On a Swingers site? Whatever next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm late to the party and to be honest WHOOSH this whole thread has gone right over my head! Territory marking? On a Swingers site? Whatever next??"

People wanting to meet for sex

The nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been marked.....Just scarred.....emotionally scarred..... And now I'm a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can mark me anytime Maverick with those eyes.

Hello Pops,nice to see you back (this is by no means me marking my territory,I've never met the man. He promised me an Ikea experience I would never forget,but I didn't get it)

I'd tell you how wonderful he is.. But I want to keep this one all for myself.

Hope you respect him

Not at all.. But I hope everyone else treats him with respect..

You have to demand they do

Oops..

I am of course joking or am I?

Innit.

Erm, what do i say back? Shall i say i'm owned by one of you girls one week and by another, another week? Then have a proper ranty statement after saying i'm no longer owned by you fake ass wannabe Mrs Grays?

"

Put it on your status. Owned by a pair of fockers

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it bother anyone what others are doing?? Sometimes a bit of light hearted banter is taken a bit too seriously! I've never seen a post that I've seriously thought someone was marking their territory, sometimes it's just banter and a bit of flirting..lighten up!

This ^

And again this ^

Banter and flirting, yes, plenty of that which is all good fun - but I'm oblivious to anything else. I guess ignorance is bliss after all.

I agree and if I'm having a giggle, flirt and banter with someone that's exactly what it is

Oh hello lovely "

Hello back at ya gorgeous

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

I've marked a few people but not in the way this thread would suggest!

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