FabSwingers.com forum: Single women are spoiling this site

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the cheek to want to actually find a man attractive before dropping knicker, how dare they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

No wonder so many guys are catching the ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah see I have a huge supply of paper bags and ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

^^ lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't tar us all with the same brush! It's women like you that give women like me a bad name

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"No wonder so many guys are catching the ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that want to chat annoy me. They should have their mouth stuffed with cock and unable to chat!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Don't tar us all with the same brush! It's women like you that give women like me a bad name

And making it impossible for us genuine sluts to meet!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"The ones that want to chat annoy me. They should have their mouth stuffed with cock and unable to chat!

Can I chat to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life would be so much less stressful if most women were as confident as the you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

Didn't on my last one I sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why do we need to see a face pic??? Everyone knows that if we connect mentally, we will find each other physically attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

you get refused for being so forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then you get the those women who pretend to be men. What's that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

you get refused for being so forward.

Moi forward never

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

How can women connect when all they do is. Not answer messages and Delete. If they don't find the guy is for them Delete and then Block. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!"

Or corned beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah see I have a huge supply of paper bags and ear plugs

Ha ha. That actually made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!

Or corned beef.

I feel more like wafer thing ham today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The site will probably crash now due to the amount of cock shots that are about to be mailed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Unzips*

Ladies.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

And block

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!

Or corned beef.

I feel more like wafer thing ham today!

Could be worse Tom - could be chopped liver!

That would be an offal feeling!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

What Irony?

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants a face pic?

It's all about the cock.

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Such selfish, picky bitches ain't we?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best friends on here is a single guy. I sat with him when he set up his account. Within 10 minutes and before he even uploaded pics his inbox was full with 1,345763456 messages from single women. Jeez girls that's enough to scare anyone off. And before you say it, he won't go to clubs anymore as last time the conga line

of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a face pic?

It's all about the cock."

Damn, and we used to think that they would send a face picture when they said they were sending us a picture of a big knob!

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By *0AJMan
over a year ago

London

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!

Or corned beef.

I feel more like wafer thing ham today!

Could be worse Tom - could be chopped liver!

That would be an offal feeling!

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"Who wants a face pic?

It's all about the cock."

Even the chipolata's after being led to believe its a absolute snake.....

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By *rodigalMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Myself I'm sick of being used I'm not an object xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cut the whole process down to sending a pic of my cock with FAF? written on the shaft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I expect them to marry me on the 1st date b4 I sleep with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cut the whole process down to sending a pic of my cock with FAF? written on the shaft.

And I hope those women you send it to, drop everything & meet you straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."

Lol.. I like you way of thinking but alas... can't ever see it happening. . Keep up your persuasive powers tho

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

To be subjected to a buxom woman thrusting he décolletage in a mans face while simpering and fluttering her eyelids is in my opinion not only tasteless and unflattering, it can be humiliating and quite intimidating to a single male on his own in a club situation.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my best friends on here is a single guy. I sat with him when he set up his account. Within 10 minutes and before he even uploaded pics his inbox was full with 1,345763456 messages from single women. Jeez girls that's enough to scare anyone off. And before you say it, he won't go to clubs anymore as last time the conga line

of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face. "

Was he a snake charmer lol...

Girls/women must be more eager for newbies these days then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have to employ a P.A. It's like a full time job keeping up with all these messages

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I might have to employ a P.A. It's like a full time job keeping up with all these messages

I only send a three word message so shouldn't take you long to read

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The only 'connection' u bitches iz gettin wiv me is me cock in ya clunge!

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

I like this thread it's a smile and a laugh to take help forget the pain I'm in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

Delete

In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!"

Your clearly going to wrong butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've cut the whole process down to sending a pic of my cock with FAF? written on the shaft.

And I hope those women you send it to, drop everything & meet you straight away."

Believe it or not. Some of them haven't. Talk about ungrateful.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm thinking of leaving when my membership runs out, I can't stand the constant rejection! Those cock-teasing bitches are just ruining it for us genuine horny women!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A Feminazi just stole my ice cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just try to be nice and polite and you get replies and interest then nothing it's like over night you've turned into the elephant mans stunt double sometimes I just don't get it x

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message

well i always reply ,

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

Irony? What irony?

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"And then you get the those women who pretend to be men. What's that all about?

Now THAT is disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can be afford to be fussie due to the high male ratio lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Irony? What irony?

That's just something you do to your clothes when they've been washed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I don't even a get a face pic and they expect to meet n fuck me then and then, cause I am soo desperate.

Best one is when they send a cock pic and when I ask for a face pic they say no, now what your post code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear I'm doing it all wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree.

We are nothing but dirty little slutty cumdumps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange one this, women can complain about anything, even other women being annoyed about other women not liking cock shots, actually I find a close up of a middle aged woman holding her pussy open, not very appeal as an introduction.

Funny whilst its a great thought I can't just fuck anything, I admire men who can, but time has cheated me on that one, imagine this I had a meet with a woman and worst about was she was I for it, I wasn't, it was purely I didn't fancy her. Makes me feel like a right vain bastard and hey I'm no looker.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

I offered to take a female on here to a cheap hostel for our night debauchery.

Granted we'd have to share the dormitory room with 12 strangers but it was only going to cost me £10.

(And I was paying for her too)

She refused!!!

How bloody rude.

Why are you all such divas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strange one this, women can complain about anything, even other women being annoyed about other women not liking cock shots, actually I find a close up of a middle aged woman holding her pussy open, not very appeal as an introduction.

So are open pussy pics of young women ok for an introduction pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are open pussy pics of young women ok for an introduction pic?

I take the 5th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeedy "

Slightly off the subject but I don't care...Tease you have to have the best ass on this site, delicious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face. "

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Irony? What irony?

That's just something you do to your clothes when they've been washed."

So that's what that thing is .... I've been using it as a door stop

never could understand why they'd put a cabley thing on it

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

.. we're not just pieces of meat right!!

No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends

Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!

Or corned beef.

vegetarian here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, I hope your mouths are full of cock.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

What irony?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."

at last..

one who understands..

but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

*gets my coat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N bring some bevvy n a takeaway ffs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."

Well said that lady

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Quite right how very dare they have jobs, kids, fella never mind not find me attractive quite simply if I'm in the area and need an empty then they should be available at the very first possible moment of MY convenience

Outrageous the ones that don't frankly I think they should be tarred and feathered for having morals taste and/or a normal home life

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Ladies, I hope your mouths are full of cock."

Sorry took a while to respond, was always told rude to type with my mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, I hope your mouths are full of cock."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be one of the most sarcastic posts ever or one of the truest????

I think its both

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Ladies, I hope your mouths are full of cock.

Sorry took a while to respond, was always told rude to type with my mouth full.

No rush, take your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with wanting a connection .. however .. connection comes from actually meeting someone .. not seduction by tricks of text .

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By *drogansMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Don't tar us all with the same brush! It's women like you that give women like me a bad name

Awesome

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I've been to swingers clubs where you don't always know or ask anything about who you fuck

So I don't necessarily need a "connection"

But I completely understand those who do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
pmsllll

thank god it's a woman that started this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But aren't cocks there to be sucked? Am I doing it all wrong??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But aren't cocks there to be sucked? Am I doing it all wrong??"
suckkkk awayyy

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

I'm not sure about reading the irony in it but I hope they make sure their girlfriend or Mum does their washing and irony for them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ladies, who's made a man on Fab happy today?

I've done my duty like the good girl I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

at last..

one who understands..

but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..

i have actually been asked to provide a snack after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG?!!!!! Actually gasping!!!!!!!

I'm massively pickie! And pleased that I am!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

at last..

one who understands..

but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..

i have actually been asked to provide a snack after!

should have said ok but it will be performance based..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AMEN SISTER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

For a brief moment, thought I'd woken up in an alternative universe, then the penny dropped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!

For a brief moment, thought I'd woken up in an alternative universe, then the penny dropped

Did you drop your trousers too?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" ... masturbating meters..."

Just £1 in the slot?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"... then the penny dropped

Ah! It's only a penny for the slot.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"

lol `read` you say

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.

We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.

If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.

Honestly, some women are just so choosy.

Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!

lol `read` you say

Read and iron in the same line. I've switched off already.

I just don't get the choosy women. Surely a picture of my cock gets you drooling. I'm even nice enough to open the door to my bedroom for you and if you really wanted to feel at home I'd let you make me a cup of tea.

Modern women hey what even happened to the days of bashing them with your club and dragging the, back to your cave

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