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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening everyone, how are you all this fine evening?

Who's working, lurking or failing to hit slumber town tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Moi

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Waves to Daniel

Still awake

Still in town

How's you today honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to bed in a minute lovely! Been a tough day! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan "

Good evening B.e.l.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moi "

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So its that easy to get good looking woman together in one place quick , whos up still?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual suspects ? X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm plotting and sharpening my knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waves to Daniel

Still awake

Still in town

How's you today honey "

Good evening Classy

My last nightshift for two days So I'm settled down in my comfy office chair with my bag of Haribos giant strawbs about to watch Avengers Age of Ultron Oh and lurking on here of course

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

One forum peek before lights out..... X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off to bed in a minute lovely! Been a tough day! Xx"

Good evening Peach, hope all is well and not too stressful x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a busy bee today, knackered.......so it's a quick hi n bye from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep. . . Grumble...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Waves to Daniel

Still awake

Still in town

How's you today honey

Good evening Classy

My last nightshift for two days So I'm settled down in my comfy office chair with my bag of Haribos giant strawbs about to watch Avengers Age of Ultron Oh and lurking on here of course "

OMG haribos mmmmmmmmm lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi Dan, will be here intermittently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So its that easy to get good looking woman together in one place quick , whos up still? "

Good evening D

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening sexy dan at work was called in ha ing a coffee then doing the sleep shift xxx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Well obviously I'm here..! Although not for long as I have to be up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ust awake plotting how evil to be tommorow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking with good intent with holiday blues tonight unfortunately ha , evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The usual suspects ? X"

Good evening Lovers

I'd imagine so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm plotting and sharpening my knife"

Good evening Joe

Sounds intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One forum peek before lights out..... X"

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi D

Awake for a while so thought I would lurk on the forums.

Up at 5.30 tomorrow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening fella, kicking back with a cuppa lurkin'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been a busy bee today, knackered.......so it's a quick hi n bye from me. "

Good evening and goodnight, thanks for dropping by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey people...watching Blackadder..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a lurker.....putting my oar in tonight though....feeling brave after a glass or two of rioja

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep. . . Grumble... "

Good evening to you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waves to Daniel

Still awake

Still in town

How's you today honey

Good evening Classy

My last nightshift for two days So I'm settled down in my comfy office chair with my bag of Haribos giant strawbs about to watch Avengers Age of Ultron Oh and lurking on here of course

OMG haribos mmmmmmmmm lol "

Damn things are so moorish they've gone already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan, will be here intermittently "

Good evening Ace

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the morning threads are always up before i go to bed !

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up no chance of sleep as I'm being forced to listen to the neighbours conversation !!

Now though I'm wondering about the things they may have heard from my house lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm plotting and sharpening my knife

Good evening Joe

Sounds intriguing "

Hehe... Oh, I'm indulging my penchant for revenge. Don't worry, nothing too scary - I'll use humour to make some people look like the tits they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well obviously I'm here..! Although not for long as I have to be up early "

Good evening TGND

Up early?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening sexy dan at work was called in ha ing a coffee then doing the sleep shift xxx "

Ya lazy cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening sexy dan at work was called in ha ing a coffee then doing the sleep shift xxx "

Good evening Voddy x x

My last one tonight got two off

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

i;m pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im ust awake plotting how evil to be tommorow.... "

Good evening Ms. Loop

I lime the sound of that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Well obviously I'm here..! Although not for long as I have to be up early

Good evening TGND

Up early? "

I'm babysitting the evil eye-scratching, face-slapping, foot-tickling/clawing toddler that is my 'niece' while her parents go to the docs at silly o'clock in the morning. I dunno why they both need to go but oh well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi D

Awake for a while so thought I would lurk on the forums.

Up at 5.30 tomorrow.."

Good evening Captain

You'll be up in time for Tosh's morning thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fella, kicking back with a cuppa lurkin'!"

Good evening Mr. Polar

Can't beat a good old lurk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tá mé anseo!

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey people...watching Blackadder.. "

Good evening Mr. Wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually a lurker.....putting my oar in tonight though....feeling brave after a glass or two of rioja "

Good evening Brown eyes

Always nice to hear from people up and about at this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the morning threads are always up before i go to bed !

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Good evening Free love

You working or lurking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post* "

Got there in the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm up no chance of sleep as I'm being forced to listen to the neighbours conversation !!

Now though I'm wondering about the things they may have heard from my house lol "

Good evening Ms.Pink

That is a worry....meh at least they know you enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm plotting and sharpening my knife

Good evening Joe

Sounds intriguing

Hehe... Oh, I'm indulging my penchant for revenge. Don't worry, nothing too scary - I'll use humour to make some people look like the tits they are. "

Ah you're referring to a razor like wit as opposed to an actual knife...phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i;m pissed"

Good evening Duppy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hey people...watching Blackadder"

Graham Norton for me with Samuel L Jackson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well obviously I'm here..! Although not for long as I have to be up early

Good evening TGND

Up early?

I'm babysitting the evil eye-scratching, face-slapping, foot-tickling/clawing toddler that is my 'niece' while her parents go to the docs at silly o'clock in the morning. I dunno why they both need to go but oh well! "

Ah that's a worthwhile cause though so we'll excuse you this once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tá mé anseo!

Hello all "

Good evening Ms. Bold

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm plotting and sharpening my knife

Good evening Joe

Sounds intriguing

Hehe... Oh, I'm indulging my penchant for revenge. Don't worry, nothing too scary - I'll use humour to make some people look like the tits they are.

Ah you're referring to a razor like wit as opposed to an actual knife...phew "

Oh yeah, no-one will be physically harmed, worry not.

I'm a bastard, not a cunt.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end "

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Well obviously I'm here..! Although not for long as I have to be up early

Good evening TGND

Up early?

I'm babysitting the evil eye-scratching, face-slapping, foot-tickling/clawing toddler that is my 'niece' while her parents go to the docs at silly o'clock in the morning. I dunno why they both need to go but oh well!

Ah that's a worthwhile cause though so we'll excuse you this once "

I don't wannaaaaaaaa suppose I'd better sleep soon though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey people...watching Blackadder

Graham Norton for me with Samuel L Jackson "

Damn it Avengers has Chinese subtitles and is badly dubbed. Going back to the menu section...In a huff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tá mé anseo!

Hello all

Good evening Ms. Bold "

Good evening to you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm plotting and sharpening my knife

Good evening Joe

Sounds intriguing

Hehe... Oh, I'm indulging my penchant for revenge. Don't worry, nothing too scary - I'll use humour to make some people look like the tits they are.

Ah you're referring to a razor like wit as opposed to an actual knife...phew

Oh yeah, no-one will be physically harmed, worry not.

I'm a bastard, not a cunt."

So you want to harm people mentally? Considered being a social worker? Reminded me of an old Alexi Sayle joke there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya "

My bad...im.sort of busy I'm actually having to do a bit of unscheduled work....how very dare they do they not know it's chill out time

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya

My bad...im.sort of busy I'm actually having to do a bit of unscheduled work....how very dare they do they not know it's chill out time "

How dare they make you do work at work?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya

My bad...im.sort of busy I'm actually having to do a bit of unscheduled work....how very dare they do they not know it's chill out time

How dare they make you do work at work?! "

I know, I'd just got my feet on desk angle perfected too

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Alexi Sayle used to scare me

All that shouting and aggression

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya

My bad...im.sort of busy I'm actually having to do a bit of unscheduled work....how very dare they do they not know it's chill out time

How dare they make you do work at work?!

I know, I'd just got my feet on desk angle perfected too "

Disgraceful!

Anyways, I'd better get some shut eye! Goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alexi Sayle used to scare me

All that shouting and aggression "

He was a bit full on, not my cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waits patiently for Dan to get around to replying to my post*

Got there in the end

Sorry, fell asleep waiting for ya

My bad...im.sort of busy I'm actually having to do a bit of unscheduled work....how very dare they do they not know it's chill out time

How dare they make you do work at work?!

I know, I'd just got my feet on desk angle perfected too

Disgraceful!

Anyways, I'd better get some shut eye! Goodnight x "

Nighty night filthy dreams x x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alexi Sayle used to scare me

All that shouting and aggression "

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMTCfjnP6Y

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So you want to harm people mentally? Considered being a social worker? Reminded me of an old Alexi Sayle joke there."

I was a social worker for 10 years - I know exactly what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you want to harm people mentally? Considered being a social worker? Reminded me of an old Alexi Sayle joke there.

I was a social worker for 10 years - I know exactly what I'm doing"

You got that knife sharpened yet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So you want to harm people mentally? Considered being a social worker? Reminded me of an old Alexi Sayle joke there.

I was a social worker for 10 years - I know exactly what I'm doing

You got that knife sharpened yet "

It's an ambitious plan that requires some thought and consideration before pulling off a grand heist.

Think BIG!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you want to harm people mentally? Considered being a social worker? Reminded me of an old Alexi Sayle joke there.

I was a social worker for 10 years - I know exactly what I'm doing

You got that knife sharpened yet

It's an ambitious plan that requires some thought and consideration before pulling off a grand heist.

Think BIG!"

Hmmm intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning? "

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hmmm intriguing "

Watch me!

But from a safe distance... Anyway, I've stopped doing that now - you have my undivided attention

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material "

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Good evening and good night - after a busy day and an evening at the pool I've been falling asleep on front of the tv!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though "

My daughter lives with her Mother so I missed out on the whole Frozen thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening and good night - after a busy day and an evening at the pool I've been falling asleep on front of the tv!! "

Good evening and goodnight Ms. Frisky. Thanks for stopping by

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though

My daughter lives with her Mother so I missed out on the whole Frozen thing. "

Before I came up north like 3 weeks ago I had never seen it. I now know all the words to every song and most of the words to the film!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though

My daughter lives with her Mother so I missed out on the whole Frozen thing.

Before I came up north like 3 weeks ago I had never seen it. I now know all the words to every song and most of the words to the film! "

My daughter is nearly 12 so we watched Pitch Perfect, that was our film when I went to see her. I know the lyrics to some.of the songs and she made me sing along

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though

My daughter lives with her Mother so I missed out on the whole Frozen thing.

Before I came up north like 3 weeks ago I had never seen it. I now know all the words to every song and most of the words to the film!

My daughter is nearly 12 so we watched Pitch Perfect, that was our film when I went to see her. I know the lyrics to some.of the songs and she made me sing along "

Brilliant film my 13 year old sister makes me sing the cup song with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck this, I slept til gone 1pm! How am I meant to sleeeeeep?! Somebody send me some sleeping tablets? Or caffeine and a mood adjustment for the morning?

Stay up late then you'll be really tetchy and irritable in the morning...perfect baby sitting material

I'll stick 'Elsa' on. Aka Frozen. If I'm in a grump I might match her mood too. Her new favourite phrase is "Sammi stop!" Or "back in your chair". She's 2 and a right bossy little madam. Love her though

My daughter lives with her Mother so I missed out on the whole Frozen thing.

Before I came up north like 3 weeks ago I had never seen it. I now know all the words to every song and most of the words to the film!

My daughter is nearly 12 so we watched Pitch Perfect, that was our film when I went to see her. I know the lyrics to some.of the songs and she made me sing along

Brilliant film my 13 year old sister makes me sing the cup song with her "

I'm tone deaf so my rendition of Simple Minds Forget about me is a true experience or not as the case may be

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone got a spare bj going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake. My legs and feet hurt tonight. I need a strong pair of hands to massage them.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Anyone got a spare bj going "

No blackjacks, but I've got some of those fruit salad sweet things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone got a spare bj going "

No.but I do have some bourbon biscuits, any good to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed south east London

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake. My legs and feet hurt tonight. I need a strong pair of hands to massage them."

Good evening Ms. Lovely

Sending you a medicinal foot rub x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bed south east London "

Good evening Mr. Bootstrap

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyone got a spare bj going

No.but I do have some bourbon biscuits, any good to you? "

That's cool, I'll be round in a mo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Anyone got a spare bj going

No blackjacks, but I've got some of those fruit salad sweet things "

You need to talk to Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone got a spare bj going

No.but I do have some bourbon biscuits, any good to you?

That's cool, I'll be round in a mo "

Knock twice, wait 3 seconds then knock twice again so I know it's you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's not

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Anyone got a spare bj going

No blackjacks, but I've got some of those fruit salad sweet things

You need to talk to Tina "

Whoosh! Straight over my head. Why? Dumb blond moment or just because Tina likes fruit salads?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Back again- another late(ish) night done, one more to go- knackered, but don't think i'll be ready to sleep for a while tonight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Loving your new avatar pic tgnd

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Loving your new avatar pic tgnd "

Aww fanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back again- another late(ish) night done, one more to go- knackered, but don't think i'll be ready to sleep for a while tonight "

Good evening Mr. Velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone hope your all having a good one x

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles"

I like your username..

Yes I can be pretty random.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

DANIEL!! Entertain me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey everyone hope your all having a good one x"

Good evening Tigger and Pooh

Not bad tbh how's you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles"

No one got question 3 right in the quiz apart from that same old rambling etc. Did you have fun at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

I like your username..

Yes I can be pretty random. "

Good evening Fockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

I like your username..

Yes I can be pretty random.

Good evening Fockers "

Good evening, I really must change this username.. I'm forever getting called a focker..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DANIEL!! Entertain me! "

Ok. Quiz time

Your starter for 10.

The guys from Epic Meal Time are most famous for which food stuff?

1. Cheese.

2. Kebabs.

3. Bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

I like your username..

Yes I can be pretty random.

Good evening Fockers

Good evening, I really must change this username.. I'm forever getting called a focker.. "

I like it its catchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Home from a social and just not ready to sleep x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"DANIEL!! Entertain me!

Ok. Quiz time

Your starter for 10.

The guys from Epic Meal Time are most famous for which food stuff?

1. Cheese.

2. Kebabs.

3. Bacon."

All of the above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oink oink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

Home from a social and just not ready to sleep x"

Good evening Fanny

Hope you had a pleasant meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DANIEL!! Entertain me!

Ok. Quiz time

Your starter for 10.

The guys from Epic Meal Time are most famous for which food stuff?

1. Cheese.

2. Kebabs.

3. Bacon.

All of the above? "

Not quite, there is one they are most famous for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink "

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes. "

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over worked and under payed lol how's you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint! "

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

"

Or were you calling me a pig?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint! "

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over worked and under payed lol how's you? "

Erm sort of the polar opposite I'm currently under worked and over paid...its a hard knock life.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

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"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now.... "

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

No one got question 3 right in the quiz apart from that same old rambling etc. Did you have fun at the weekend "

Well i've found the worlds leading expert on a certain seaside town, she's as annoying in real life as on here at times, blushes easily and hugs like a limpet with separation issues.

What was question 3, i'm pretty good at quizzes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik? "

Ah Good evening Ms. Quimm

Weird woman you say, do tell

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik? "

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late but better late than never although I really really don't like being late for anything.

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

8.30pm here. Wide eyed and bushy tailed. Back in from a bit of shopping and having a few (shit) beers and a bite to eat.

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over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Ah Good evening Ms. Quimm

Weird woman you say, do tell "

Yeah, you might know of her actually

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik? "

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Home from a social and just not ready to sleep x

Good evening Fanny

Hope you had a pleasant meet."

It was a lovely meet thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella "

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Bit late but better late than never although I really really don't like being late for anything. "

Good evening Miss Stroppycalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel- have i missed anything import the last few days...actually- what day is it again, seemed to spend most of yesterday driving or walking miles

No one got question 3 right in the quiz apart from that same old rambling etc. Did you have fun at the weekend

Well i've found the worlds leading expert on a certain seaside town, she's as annoying in real life as on here at times, blushes easily and hugs like a limpet with separation issues.

What was question 3, i'm pretty good at quizzes?"

Sounds like you've had fun

Question.3.is below.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit late but better late than never although I really really don't like being late for anything. "

Good evening Moo, you're only late if you post after Tosh's morning thread

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

"

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone! "

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling? "

I'm in bed

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door "

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8.30pm here. Wide eyed and bushy tailed. Back in from a bit of shopping and having a few (shit) beers and a bite to eat."

Good evening Too Hot

Whereabouts are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Ah Good evening Ms. Quimm

Weird woman you say, do tell

Yeah, you might know of her actually "

Oh really

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Nobody knew it was Kelly Le Brock?

I remember the naff looking graphics and the old computers- didn't she emerge from the closet in a puff of smoke? (theres a few forumites who've done that trick too i think?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then "

And don't forget to motorboat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

Home from a social and just not ready to sleep x

Good evening Fanny

Hope you had a pleasant meet.

It was a lovely meet thank you "

Always nice to meet new people....and for them to turn up

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!"

I bet she's got a big bum too!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling?

I'm in bed "

bed asleep, not bed 'im tired but my phone is stuck to my hand again'......anyway, you're having a break, so bugger off before we have to organise an ignoring committee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too! "

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling?

I'm in bed

bed asleep, not bed 'im tired but my phone is stuck to my hand again'......anyway, you're having a break, so bugger off before we have to organise an ignoring committee "

I'm sleep texting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock! "

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door "

Mmm boobies

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling?

I'm in bed

bed asleep, not bed 'im tired but my phone is stuck to my hand again'......anyway, you're having a break, so bugger off before we have to organise an ignoring committee

I'm sleep texting "

you might make a bit more sense then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now.... "

Is "painful-looking as fuck" not a choice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody knew it was Kelly Le Brock?

I remember the naff looking graphics and the old computers- didn't she emerge from the closet in a puff of smoke? (theres a few forumites who've done that trick too i think?) "

Yup, they made her from a doll and the door exploded and there she stood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

Is "painful-looking as fuck" not a choice?"

That's the bonus question answer

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now.... "

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Oi! will you go to bed.....how many times do you need telling?

I'm in bed

bed asleep, not bed 'im tired but my phone is stuck to my hand again'......anyway, you're having a break, so bugger off before we have to organise an ignoring committee

I'm sleep texting

you might make a bit more sense then "

Funneeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too!

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*"

Who is she I'm confused

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too!

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*

Who is she I'm confused "

*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Nobody knew it was Kelly Le Brock?

I remember the naff looking graphics and the old computers- didn't she emerge from the closet in a puff of smoke? (theres a few forumites who've done that trick too i think?)

Yup, they made her from a doll and the door exploded and there she stood "

She was much better in 'see no evil, hear no evil' due to it being a funny film and her getting naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder. "

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now "

Number... 1!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too!

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*

Who is she I'm confused

*wiggle wiggle wiggle* "

You were pestering yourself on Kik? I'm even more confused now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!"

Is that your final answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!

Is that your final answer? "

Can I phone a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody knew it was Kelly Le Brock?

I remember the naff looking graphics and the old computers- didn't she emerge from the closet in a puff of smoke? (theres a few forumites who've done that trick too i think?)

Yup, they made her from a doll and the door exploded and there she stood

She was much better in 'see no evil, hear no evil' due to it being a funny film and her getting naked "

Weird Science does it for me. That and Ferris Beullers Day Off ....mmmm Sloane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone a friend?"

If you like

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now "

You've commented about sniggering 3 times, but I have said the word starfish 3 times and somebody else said it too, so it has been said 4 times (6 now!!)

My answer is 4.. 3 previously and once now as you wrote the question!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone a friend?"

Let me guess, you also 'sleep talk bolox' too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone a friend?

Let me guess, you also 'sleep talk bolox' too? "

Bollocks, bollocked, bolox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

You've commented about sniggering 3 times, but I have said the word starfish 3 times and somebody else said it too, so it has been said 4 times (6 now!!)

My answer is 4.. 3 previously and once now as you wrote the question! "

Correctamundo

You're through to round 6 which I'll start in thread 2.as.it's about to close

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too!

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*

Who is she I'm confused

*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

You were pestering yourself on Kik? I'm even more confused now "

*sigh* must we spell it out for you, Daniel? I am pestering the lunatic on kik!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oink oink

That's as subtle as a shit in a salad lol But will she get it before the buzzer goes.

I was gonna say bacon anyway Hints don't work for me! If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have even taken oink oink as a hint!

Ok. Onto round 2

What was the name of the witch in 70/80's kids t.v. program Chorlton and the Wheelies?

1. Barbara.

2. Fenella.

3. Gertrude.

Your time starts now....

That's not fair! I was born in the 90s!!

When in doubt, go for the middle one! 2. Fenella

BOOM! We have a winner

You're through to round 3.

Your next question...

In the 80's film Weird Science who played the female lead Lisa?

1. Meg Ryan.

2. Susan Sarandon.

3. Kelly Le Brock.

Again, I WAS BORN IN THE 90s! Haha

You won't go for middle again so... 3. Kelly Le Brock!

Damn it TGND are you Googling lol

Correctamundo it is indeed no.3

Round 4.

The piercings I have in my scrotum are called what?

1. Jacobs ladder.

2. Jacobs stairway.

3. Jacobs pathway.

Your time starts now....

No idea.. Gonna go with 1. Jacobs ladder.

Correctamundo

Round 5.

How many times has the word starfish been posted in the lounge causing me too snigger?

1. 3.

2. 4.

3. 2.

Your time starts now

Number... 1!

Is that your final answer?

Can I phone a friend?

Let me guess, you also 'sleep talk bolox' too?

Bollocks, bollocked, bolox."

That took a lot of balls

See what I did there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Anyone want my horrid sinuses and this weird girl who keeps pestering me on Kik?

Send her my way! I'll tell her to leave you alone!

Oh I will do! I'll send her massive boobs with her too. First things to enter the door

I'll be sure to grab her boobs then

And don't forget to motorboat!

I bet she's got a big bum too!

Cos fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round... *wiggles bum*

Who is she I'm confused

*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

You were pestering yourself on Kik? I'm even more confused now

*sigh* must we spell it out for you, Daniel? I am pestering the lunatic on kik! "

Its cause I've had to work I'm all of a kerfuffle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Right, enough is enough. I'm missing out on all this motorboating and it's not fair

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