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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, you're facing the death penalty.

What's your last meal?

Mine - my mums fish pie, a pint of cold milk and lemon tart for dessert.

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

All you can eat buffet - and I would take my time. A long time.... Like a few years....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i would have a pizza and eat half of it and when asked about the other half i would look them in the eye and say "I will be back for that"

PS did they not do away with last meals for death row inmates and some nerdy news or creepy whatever way you look at it there is a website that lists every death row prisoners last meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pizza red wine tiramasu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake "

no way!! I would eat it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake

no way!! I would eat it first

Is it just me that finds your username funny regarding this topic

and hey I'm taking your chocolate fudge cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like my own height 6ft in Subway roast beef foot longs with all the salad,followed by a mint Walls Vienetta and washed down with a litre of Vanilla Coke

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Steak

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake "

Sounds delicious. If I was the executioner id cover myself in the chocolaty bits and let you eat it off me, take all the time you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken tikka and Cauliflower cheese.

It's a random family thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kebab mmm x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Not sure if I would have an appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why feed them a last meal its not like there going to need it where there going

Now that's what l call austerity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake

no way!! I would eat it first

Is it just me that finds your username funny regarding this topic

and hey I'm taking your chocolate fudge cake lol"

If I'm on death row, breakfast can't wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homemade lasagne, chips and garlic bread with coleslaw.

Glass of coca cola

Chocolate fudge cake with warm chocolate sauce and squirty cream

I would be the executioner and bump you off before you get your hands on the chocolate fudge cake

Sounds delicious. If I was the executioner id cover myself in the chocolaty bits and let you eat it off me, take all the time you want

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sunday roast beef dinner, with a prawn rogan josh curry, followed by a massive cheese platter. All washed down with a bottle of dark Carribean rum and a mixer.

Who cares if I'm too stuffed to move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kfc followed by a big fresh cream Black forest gatue. A big glass of coconut liqueur.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Everything on the menu

Twice

Followed by a wafer this mint

To quote Mr Creosote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have some Nyotaimori

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd skip dinner and get completely pissed as a fart on all the alcohol....because I wouldn't have to worry about the next day shame or the hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bag of fucking Peanuts!

Being allergic to them I'll go it when I throw the switch!!!!

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

PS did they not do away with last meals for death row inmates and some nerdy news or creepy whatever way you look at it there is a website that lists every death row prisoners last meals."

Not quite but rather than anything they wanted it's chosen from a fixed budgeted menu. Ask for a steak and you'll get reconstituted ground beef in a steak shape.

Somehow seems more barbaric and by that I mean our values not theirs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad's Christmas dinner...wins every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big bag of fucking Peanuts!

Being allergic to them I'll go it when I throw the switch!!!!

Yeah! You stick it to the man.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Unicorn Stew. I anticipate some delay whilst they go and find one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unicorn Stew. I anticipate some delay whilst they go and find one.

I know a few, unsure if theyd be partial, to being chucked in a stew though T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP's fanny...

though I'd make sure it was at least 4 courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of Willy Wonka's everlasting gobstoppers, let the f**kers wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peanut butter sandwich.

Just for the hell of it, as my peanut allergy would mess up their schedule.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"I think i would have a pizza and eat half of it and when asked about the other half i would look them in the eye and say "I will be back for that"

PS did they not do away with last meals for death row inmates and some nerdy news or creepy whatever way you look at it there is a website that lists every death row prisoners last meals."

There used to be a section on the Texas Department of Corrections that listed executed prisoners final meals but it was stopped after complaints.

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HOUSTON – Texas inmates who are set to be executed will no longer get their choice of last meals, a change prison officials made Thursday after a prominent state senator became miffed over an expansive request from a man condemned for a notorious dragging death.

Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it.

"It is extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such a privilege," Sen. John Whitmire, chairman of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, wrote in a letter Thursday to Brad Livingston, the executive director of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

Within hours, Livingston said the senator's concerns were valid and the practice of allowing death row offenders to choose their final meal was history.

"Effective immediately, no such accommodations will be made," Livingston said. "They will receive the same meal served to other offenders on the unit."

That had been the suggestion from Whitmire, who called the traditional request "ridiculous."

"It's long overdue," the Houston Democrat told The Associated Press. "This old boy last night, enough is enough. We're fixing to execute the guy and maybe it makes the system feel good about what they're fixing to do. Kind of hypocritical, you reckon?

"Mr. Byrd didn't get to choose his last meal. The whole deal is so illogical."

Brewer, a white supremacist gang member, was convicted of chaining Byrd, 49, to the back of a pickup truck and dragging him to his death along a bumpy road in a case shocked the nation for its brutality.

Whitmire warned in his letter that if the "last meal of choice" practice wasn't stopped immediately, he'd seek a state statute to end it when lawmakers convene in the next legislative session.

It was not immediately clear whether other states have made similar moves. Some limit the final meal cost — Florida's ceiling is $40, according to the Department of Corrections website, with food to be purchased locally. Others, like Texas, which never had a designated dollar limit, mandate meals be prison-made. Some states don't acknowledge final meals, and others will disclose the information only if the inmate agrees, said K. William Hayes, a Florida-based death penalty historian.

Some states require the meal within a specific time period, allow multiple "final" meals, restrict it to one or impose "a vast number of conditions," he said.

Historical references to a condemned person's last meal go as far back as ancient Greece, China and Rome, Hayes said. Some of it is apparently rooted in superstition about meals warding off possible haunting by condemned people once they are put to death.

The Death Penalty Information Center, a Washington-based anti-capital punishment organization that collects execution statistics, said it had no data on final meals.

Since Texas resumed carrying out executions in 1982, the state correction agency's practice has been to fill a condemned inmate's request as long as the items, or food similar to what was requested, were readily available from the prison kitchen supplies.

While extensive, Brewer's request was far from the largest or most bizarre among the 475 Texas inmates put to death.

On Tuesday, prisoner Cleve Foster's request included two fried chickens, French fries and a five-gallon bucket of peaches. He received a reprieve from the U.S. Supreme Court but none of his requested meal. He was on his way back to death row, at a prison about 45 miles east of Huntsville, at the time when his feast would have been served.

Last week, inmate Steven Woods' request included two pounds of bacon, a large four-meat pizza, four fried chicken breasts, two drinks each of Mountain Dew, Pepsi, root beer and sweet tea, two pints of ice cream, five chicken fried steaks, two hamburgers with bacon, fries and a dozen garlic bread sticks with marinara on the side. Two hours later, he was executed.

Years ago, a Texas inmate even requested dirt for his final meal.

Until 2003, the Texas prison system listed final meals of each prisoner as part of its death row website. That stopped at 313 final meals after officials said they received complaints from people who found it offensive.

A former inmate cook who made the last meals for prisoners at the Huntsville Unit, where Texas executions are carried out, wrote a cookbook several years ago after he was released. Among his recipes were Gallows Gravy, Rice Rigor Mortis and Old Sparky's Genuine Convict Chili, a nod to the electric chair that once served as the execution method. The book was called "Meals to Die For."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorrel soup with rye bread to start.

Pierogi with soured cream for my main.

Apple crumble and custard for pudding.

Black coffee for my drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 pounds of Baked Beans

2 Pounds of Brussel Sprouts

I Jar Horseraddish

2 Pounds of Rhubarb Crumble

6 Pints of Guinness.

When we step into the Gas Chamber i will take the Bastards with me

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Sunday roast beef dinner, with a prawn rogan josh curry, followed by a massive cheese platter. All washed down with a bottle of dark Carribean rum and a mixer.

Who cares if I'm too stuffed to move!"

Now that's a meal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 pounds of Baked Beans

2 Pounds of Brussel Sprouts

I Jar Horseraddish

2 Pounds of Rhubarb Crumble

6 Pints of Guinness.

When we step into the Gas Chamber i will take the Bastards with me

Gimp"

I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine Chablis and humble pie.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

not sure it counts as a meal but I would like to eat pussy. I may end up hungry but oh well

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