FabSwingers.com forum: Most irritating advert

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is that (and I I can't even think if it's slimming world or weight watchers cos it irrates me so much )is the one on the radio where she is talking with her mouth full. Arrrrggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

All of them

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Mine is that (and I I can't even think if it's slimming world or weight watchers cos it irrates me so much )is the one on the radio where she is talking with her mouth full. Arrrrggggg "

Is she giving oral?

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't watch telly per se and turn off the sound whenever adverts come on.

The joy of not being sold anything!

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Bt ones are pretty shite but yeah there are loads.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

I love that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

I love that one

How can anyone not like Dave.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anything that contains a statistic such as "79% of 84 people agree".

FFS that hardly a detailed survey now is it?

Oh. And the "authentic Italian pizza" - made by Dr whatshisname. In Germany.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

The one for the hotel chain with a disney type song to it .

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

I love that one

How can anyone not like Dave."

Me. He's a right show off.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

For any of you who watch 'Big Bang Theory', the bloody sponsor's ads for 'Maoams' Grrrrrrw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bloody awful one for Premier Inns or Travellodge whatever it is with the animated people and the silly bloody song - it's on the radio and TV and I hate it - likewise the bloke in the heels and hotpants - gross.

In fact I hate all adverts except for the M&M one where the chocolate M&M thinks the other one had no clothes on and he starts to dance and sing .... I think that is brill

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Anything with whistling (i.e: Nescafé, the new Kellogs advert and God knows what else).

The Galaxy advert - a more fitting ending would be that she was attacked and murdered. DON'T GET INTO STRANGER'S CARS, LADIES!

And the Muller adverts with what's-her-face. It's not cute, it's not funny. I could've lived with it if she was drowned in the stuff.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

Shes a fucking annoying bitch

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Robson Green and his extremely repetitive fishing adverts on Quest

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

Ok you do win

Great looking, cant act annoying as fuck voice.

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By *nnaandchrisCouple
over a year ago

loughton

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

When you click on a link on social media and a damn pop up appears.

C...

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nationwide one, with the fuckin dad scarf, aarrrgggh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car insurance ad with the guy in heels not good

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If they leave you cold or irritated we were probably not their target buyers.

They all irritate me, and the humour is basic and never worth repeating, its so appalling.

Moneysupermarket, bloke with ass in street. Little is much better.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Anything with children 'being cute'

Anything with music by Queen

The hoover advert with Miranda doing the voice over as she's as hilarious as an outbreak of Ebola

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

And she says chacklit for chocolate.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

I agree totally. It's so bloody contrived and forced. I always get the urge to ram the damn pot down her throat.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I dislike intensely the adverts in the breaks of Celebrity Juice.....the man who is singing to and seducing a cereal bar - soooooo wrong

The ones I hate - anything to do with abandoned or mistreated animals or children - I already donate to lots of charities I don't need to be emotionally disturbed into doing more. I find them so upsetting we turn over and start watching a different programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Werthers Originals one. "....my favourite caramel shop....." There is NO SUCH THING as a flaming caramel shop. I'm normally a calm and sensible human, that actually makes me shout at the telly! And, breathe heels, breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where'd you start as so many are complete pants. But for me it's those selfindulgent American companies that ramp up cheap awful drinks product as lifestyle choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy that's "still killing s"

I hope the s grow tall,wrap around his throat and throttle the annoying prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any radio advertisement! They create road rage!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

Yeah but the Cameron spoof on Youtube is excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

That is so weird!! I am put off using that company by that cringe worthy display.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car insurance ad with the guy in heels not good "

"Don't cha!"

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Strangely the clipper green tea advert. Somehow trying to claim that there product is natural just because they don't bleach the paper. Last time I checked teabags don't grow on trees and the tea bushes are grow on large monospecies plantations. So their still selling a fairly highly processed product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nicole what's her name woman from pussy cat dolls. As if you fall backwards and only get a tiny bit on your nose. If it was me, it would be all over my clothes , hair and face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is that (and I I can't even think if it's slimming world or weight watchers cos it irrates me so much )is the one on the radio where she is talking with her mouth full. Arrrrggggg "

Great minds...I was just about to type this...its the mouth full whilst eating so um yeah why not join up that makes me want to throw the radio!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mine is that (and I I can't even think if it's slimming world or weight watchers cos it irrates me so much )is the one on the radio where she is talking with her mouth full. Arrrrggggg "

Oh god me too, I reach for the off switch every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ad where it's supposed to be father and daughter and he's black and she is white. What, there are no black kid actors or white male adult actors? Pick one or the other!

All for gender and racial equality etc but use some common sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one for pearl tampax where a woman is mother nature its irritating as hell.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"The ad where it's supposed to be father and daughter and he's black and she is white. What, there are no black kid actors or white male adult actors? Pick one or the other!

All for gender and racial equality etc but use some common sense!"

Adoption? Step family? Genetics (yes it can happen). Life doesn't fit the norms for lots of reasons these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That PPI one for Gladstone Brooks. They've got a new one now, but it's the same bloke on it.

You know the one i'm talking about. Where he starts by mentioning about compensation then says 'not interested?'

No bud, now f*** off of my telly!!!

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By *ilver_medallistMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What are adverts???

God I love Sky +

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

The haribo adds drive me potty, so annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that ends with "mmmm Danone".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears.

I agree totally. It's so bloody contrived and forced. I always get the urge to ram the damn pot down her throat. "

Agreed - I'll happily pin her down for you....

That add annoys the hell out of me - I'll never allow that product (I won't even say the name!!!) in this house again - ever.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I don't watch television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

I love that one

How can anyone not like Dave."

Ohh - I love that one!!!

And it holds up such a telling mirror to our society - why is it deemed ok to ogle Miss Twerky-bottom doing this, and then complain when a guy does it???

I'd love to meet him - he looks like fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one with the oh so chirpy and perky American bint who puts those smelly balls in her washing machine and shakes the fuck out of the container of them like they're fucking maracas! Id like to put her and Nicole yoghurt face on a 1500rpm spin!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one with the oh so chirpy and perky American bint who puts those smelly balls in her washing machine and shakes the fuck out of the container of them like they're fucking maracas! Id like to put her and Nicole yoghurt face on a 1500rpm spin!!!!!!

She's obviously snorting most of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

I love that one

How can anyone not like Dave.

Ohh - I love that one!!!

And it holds up such a telling mirror to our society - why is it deemed ok to ogle Miss Twerky-bottom doing this, and then complain when a guy does it???

I'd love to meet him - he looks like fun!

Class advert. Made me go out and buy The Pussycat Dolls album...( nobody take the piss...)

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Wowcher the only where they are eating sushi the lass jabs the roll and proceeds to chew with her mouth open petty maybe but hate poor table manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For any of you who watch 'Big Bang Theory', the bloody sponsor's ads for 'Maoams' Grrrrrrw"

Maeoms the fruity chew!!! I wanna smash my TV every time I see them

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Most of the bingo /online game ones ,especially that one for gala where they sing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lennie Henry hotel ones ..... And now he's getting a knighthood .... Ffx

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

"For any of you who watch 'Big Bang Theory', the bloody sponsor's ads for 'Maoams' Grrrrrrw

Maeoms the fruity chew!!! I wanna smash my TV every time I see them "

I like them. The girl looks and sounds like an ex I have fond memories of.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

All adverts are annoying especially the ones on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win this thread hands down.

NO ONE will be able to disagree with me.

Ready ?

Nicole Fucking Sherzinger with the yoghurt blob on her nose tittering like a retarded school girl.

I have to turn off .. or plug my ears. "

God I hate those adverts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As people have already said, the muller one. Does she have to accentuate "chocolate coated balls"?

The travel lodge

one with the Cameron puppet.

The new Mc D's one about their meat and where it comes from.

Any with a famous person in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate all adverts, but the ones that are silent really annoy me! They force me to look at the screen just in case something has happened to my beloved TV

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Lennie Henry hotel ones ..... And now he's getting a knighthood .... Ffx

I thought that was for other things and not for advertising the bed swingers use.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Heartstrings ones about little whatshisname needing £3 a month I've no issue with charity but don't like the guilt trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them secret escapes ones where the girls whispers in them shhhhh don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many bingo ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That robot in confused.com adverts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That robot in confused.com adverts"

Winner winner chicken dinner

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most adverts seem to be really dumbed down. Hate that.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

NO NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That nationwide one, with the fuckin dad scarf, aarrrgggh

THIS! And if the silly cow had left it where it was on the bus he could have just picked it up from the depot.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

"Them secret escapes ones where the girls whispers in them shhhhh don't tell anyone "

She has great legs and a pretty face.

What's not to like?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

Moneysupermarket. It works. I'll never forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate all adverts, but the ones that are silent really annoy me! They force me to look at the screen just in case something has happened to my beloved TV

Oh my god, trade centre wales advert! Always makes me look at the telly thinking what's going on here! Shaking my remote as I press the volume, I know now it's a silent advert!

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

The one for the greek yoghurt style rice with the really weird talking bear. Wee bit freaky plus I don't get the connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

The moneysupermarket one.

Ridiculous advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 words

You buy one...you get one free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one for the greek yoghurt style rice with the really weird talking bear. Wee bit freaky plus I don't get the connection

I don't get it either!!! Why a bear??? What has that got to do with rice pudding, hardly infamous for eating it!?!? Help I don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any and all perfume adverts.

All black and whitey arty farty clones of each other with some tart whispering on it.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

"That nationwide one, with the fuckin dad scarf, aarrrgggh

THIS! And if the silly cow had left it where it was on the bus he could have just picked it up from the depot. "

Hadn't thought about that but good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tests off 118 Pisa me off and go compare guy with the shit rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean tash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with Iggy Pop,Snoop Dog n Harvey Keitel selling insurance......greedy fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one for the greek yoghurt style rice with the really weird talking bear. Wee bit freaky plus I don't get the connection

Ah the 'gangsta' bear.

So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that advertises a product as "new and improved".

It can't be both....

Apologies for the echo.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"The one where that man in a jacket, hot pants and platform heels walking down the street!

"Oh, you're so.... etc. "

Yeah, I really can't stand that one either.

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