FabSwingers.com forum: If I have done something well

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have done it better. If I am going somewhere nice, you've already been there twice. If I have new shoes, you have them in every colour and the fucking bag to match.

We all know someone like this right ?

I call it the "anything you can do I can do better syndrome"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres already a couple of posts like this...

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Yeah I call it that too and thought of it first

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Theres already a couple of posts like this...

To be honest the others are much better

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

It's called 'Black dogging'. If you have a black dog...mine's blacker.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

We call them "one uppers" I know a couple of them.

Always got the newest phone, the latest technology etc everything they own is better than yours.

Not to be confused with the been there done that know it alls

One of the best feelings is when they're talking about something you happen to be an expert on and you catch and call them out on their bullshit

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Theres already a couple of posts like this...

To be honest the others are much better

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres already a couple of posts like this...

Yea well this one is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres already a couple of posts like this...

To be honest the others are much better

Beat me to it!

A"
damn it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am considerably richer than you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

We call them toppers

They can top everything

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

Only commoners have 'elevensies'.

Those of us with 'class' have 'twelvsies'!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

This made me laugh

I thought everyone had heard that one :-0

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am considerably richer than you

This is probably true.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

*or even five!

**feck!

I blame sunstroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

*or even five!

**feck!

I blame sunstroke.

A"
are you sure you aren't a local?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

*or even five!

**feck!

I blame sunstroke.

Right first time.

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By *agic wandMan
over a year ago

harrow

"You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am considerably richer than you

This is probably true.

Nah, I'm skint really. Lend us a fiver guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called 'Black dogging'. If you have a black dog...mine's blacker.

They have black cat syndrome in my house...similar lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's the jellyfish. That woman that cant help but have a dig no matter what. Little stings......bitch

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

*or even five!

**feck!

I blame sunstroke.

A are you sure you aren't a local?

Yep.

I don't sound like a pirate!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"You've been to Tenerife, they've been to Eleven erife

I'm a cheapskate I've been to fiverife

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And round here all the proper locals definitely have one up on us immigrants.

I only have ten digits on each hand and foot!

*or even five!

**feck!

I blame sunstroke.

A are you sure you aren't a local?

Yep.

I don't sound like a pirate!

Possibly so, but you don't have to sound like one to look like one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A close family member (child) came round one Christmas and asked my kids what they got. They had all had ipod shuffles (we have 3 children) which they were chuffed with. This child then pipes up 'well I got an ipod nano much better than the shuffles'. I can't say what I felt like saying back but what a stinking attitude at that age!!!!! Ey??

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