FabSwingers.com forum: Irritating Questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?"

Haha! This gets me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that Iv had recently..

Where do you go tanning!

it's natural! Just cause yours isn't

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

That annoys me too along with what knickers are you wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when im having small talk with a woman in a supermarket or a bus stop then she asks me how big my dick is..? pisses me off big time..sex sex sex..don't people ever think of anything else..?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've been getting a lot of 'can I ask you a question?' posts. Then they don't bloody ask the question!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when im having small talk with a woman in a supermarket or a bus stop then she asks me how big my dick is..? pisses me off big time..sex sex sex..don't people ever think of anything else..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Does my bum look big in this ? Is there a correct answer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?"

' Can we meet for a social to see if we click ? '

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought all you ladies were wearing what you show in your avatar pics lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'Hows use' seriously......I get that at least three times a week

*yes I did have to override my auto correct so I don't know how others manage to send it without realising*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am disheartened when someone asks me to drain their balls rather than say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

37 really! No your not how old are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well how big is it?

That's an important question

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Did you know you could be eligible for thousands of pounds refunded due to Mis-selling of PPI?

Have you had an accident in the last five years

Are you happy with your mobile phone provider?

Just three of many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Does she really have a Kiss Lips Tattoo?

Can I Cum on it?

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!! "

Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what do all your tattoos mean?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get hey I am straight can I suck it ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your mrs meet alone ? No were a fucking couple who play as a couple !!!!! I feel much better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""what do all your tattoos mean?"

Yes! This times a million.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get my phone number? I always find that awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!

Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"

That one really does do my head in ..

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

What you up to? First contact irritates me big time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!

Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"

I say marriage sometimes just to scare em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!

Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"

Ok next time this happens its gonna get " I'm looking for a women who's As rich as fook with a nice second home in the south of France! A car that makes me look far more cool than I'll ever be! Cooks like Mary Berry and fucks like a porn star wanting her next pay check ! Oh and Marriage!!! Lol honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in your area today"

What answer is to this other than "oh

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

What are you doing right now?

Well I'm fetching the washing in then I might live a little and iron it.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

""I'll be in your area today"

What answer is to this other than "oh

"? "

That's nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!

Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!

I say marriage sometimes just to scare em

I've said that too

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Annoyance:

"How many kids have you got?"

Me:

"None."

Annoyance:

"Really? Why not?"

Me:

"I don't want any."

Annoyance

"But don't you want to pass on your genes?"

Me:

Are you going to give me money to raise a child without financial stress and babysit for me when I need a break?

Annoyance:

"No. "

Me:

"Fuck off then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you doing right now?

Well I'm fetching the washing in then I might live a little and iron it.

...Currently cleaning the toilet out cos one of the kids has shat in it and not flushed.

Turned on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you single?" Because I bloody choose to be.

"You're never 40". Definitely am, there was a big old party and a cake and everything.

"Your profile says you're not meeting men, but......" Just groan!

But then I'm probably guilty of being pretty annoying myself, so I shall clamber down from the hurrumph throne and crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll be in your area today"

What answer is to this other than "oh

"? "

"I'm staying at X hotel tonight on business"

"Lucky you, I hear that one is really nice!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can my husband suck you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got more pics?

When they really mean "I want to see naked pics." That's a block/delete immediately!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Do you go to clubs?

This is probably what we are asked the most, if they had read our profile they would already know the answer.

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By *arkie61Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Does my bum look big in this ? Is there a correct answer ?"

"Well it is a small changing room" usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can my husband suck you off?

Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can my husband suck you off?

iv been asked that a few times on here..erm no..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got more pics?

When they really mean "I want to see naked pics." That's a block/delete immediately!"

Oh god, that is always irritating.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'I'm passing your area today' And??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just fuck off?

I get asked that a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh were to start

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

'Are you really single?'

'What you looking for?'

'What tattoos do you have?'

'What you into?'

Trust me I could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you wearing?"

"The blood of my enemies."

"You like dick?" (With cock pic attached)

"I do, but why did you send me a pic of your thumb?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you do to me if I were there now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you wearing?"

"The blood of my enemies."

"You like dick?" (With cock pic attached)

"I do, but why did you send me a pic of your thumb?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st message being can we fuck

What time do your kids go bed (doesn't matter as it doesn't concern ya)

How r u

Can we meet now/can't you not just get a babysitter

Then you get men who complain cos you won't meet em when they want & don't drop everything & won't fuck the whole site & say that their not your type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do to me if I were there now?

Call the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?"

Are you bi? Clearly not my profile states straight grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling

Grammar. Oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar. Oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you wearing?"

"The blood of my enemies."

"You like dick?" (With cock pic attached)

"I do, but why did you send me a pic of your thumb?""

This made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into?"

"BABIES! BABIES AND BABIES AND CATS!I LOOOOOOVE CATS!!"

"What are you thinking?"

"I wonder if the body i buried last night is going to start to smell before i leave the country"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know anyone else who'd be good to fuck instead of you?

Believe it or not we actually encountered that one

lol

Some people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grammar. Oh the irony

And sentances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your such a stud, please will you come round and fuck me then let me make you dinner?"

Every frickin day!!!

It's such a chore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""what do all your tattoos mean?"

Yes! This times a million."

yep I can relate to that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your such a stud, please will you come round and fuck me then let me make you dinner?"

Every frickin day!!!

It's such a chore!

You told me you liked me messages though!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

""Your such a stud, please will you come round and fuck me then let me make you dinner?"

Every frickin day!!!

It's such a chore!

You told me you liked me messages though!

I wish someone offered me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?

' Can we meet for a social to see if we click ? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar. Oh the irony

whoops! I need chastising for that definitely!! please!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Do you know anyone else who'd be good to fuck instead of you?

Believe it or not we actually encountered that one

lol

Some people...

We get this

I say 'sorry we are not interested' they come back with 'do you know anyone else who might be interested?' As if I am going to scroll through my friends and set them up with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you have a mask and cable ties in your boot ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When are you going to untie me?

God that makes me angry

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""I'll be in your area today.. "

Yup, thats as far as I get reading, instated delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your drink taste funny cos mine does

Sorry everybody that is the last bad taste post from me I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been getting a lot of 'can I ask you a question?' posts. Then they don't bloody ask the question!!

There's one bloke who had messaged dozens of times saying "can I ask you a question?".... To which I reply, " you just did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoyance:

"How many kids have you got?"

Me:

"None."

Annoyance:

"Really? Why not?"

Me:

"I don't want any."

Annoyance

"But don't you want to pass on your genes?"

Me:

Are you going to give me money to raise a child without financial stress and babysit for me when I need a break?

Annoyance:

"No. "

Me:

"Fuck off then." "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Free now? Wanna meet?

Solitary first messages usually from profiles with no pics or details.

And. 'You convincing?', with similarly absent pleasantries or information about them.

I don't live to convince, because I'm already myself and live for me, not others.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you really have a time-machine?"

"Are you and Funky really the same person?"

"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In no particular order:

Are you convincing - I've 50 pics up, so if you need to ask, then you probably need to book an appointment at Boots. Also, if you want that convincing, meet a real lass with a really convincing strapon.

What are you wearing - it's 2PM on a Tuesday afternoon, I'm at work. The leopard print quotient will not be high.

Want to meet NOW? - I've just got in, I've deglammed, it takes 90 minutes to glam up. You live in another time zone, want to guess at my answer?

What's your real name and what do you look like without the glam? - This question is naff beyond description and anyone silly enough to ask should be boiled in oil.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Seeing as you're not meeting do you have any friends who would fuck me?"

Er. I doubt that. Call an escort.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

What will you do with my wife?

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?"

They are hoping you will say you're wearing nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whereabouts in Thornaby do you live?"

Oh yes we're going to hand out our exact address to some random chancer with 1 blurry dick pic. Do one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.

What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?

What questions piss you off?

They are hoping you will say you're wearing nothing.

Yeah, because I tend to wear nothing at 3 on a Sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I know your profile says you only meet in clubs but would you meet me one to one?'

'No'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I know you say on your profile you only do dogging meets , but as we are a couple would you meet us at our place ? '

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

what you wearing ..wanna meet now..what do u like to do ....

anything that ive put in my profile so i dont have to keep answering the same question 1000s of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do with my wife? "

I'll let her go when the ransom is paid!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Will you wear the corset on the first meet?" Nope. As the first meet is always a social

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

""What are you wearing?"

"The blood of my enemies."

"You like dick?" (With cock pic attached)

"I do, but why did you send me a pic of your thumb?""

Love the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you really have a time-machine?"

"Are you and Funky really the same person?"

"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?" "

What you mean you and Funky are not the same person

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Had a cracker a little while ago (from a single male profile, obvs):

"I want to watch my gf get fucked hard, is this normal?"

Where do you think you are, exactly?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have you really got 3 testicles

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Last weekend we were also sent a cock pic with the winning message "do you like my cock?"

My response: "why, does it do tricks?"

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By *wingflingscotMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

""What are you into?"

"BABIES! BABIES AND BABIES AND CATS!I LOOOOOOVE CATS!!"

"What are you thinking?"

"I wonder if the body i buried last night is going to start to smell before i leave the country""

Not often do these things make me laugh as much as this one did!! Well done!!!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Oh oh oh another one- "where do you live?"

"If I wanted you to know I'd have it on my profile."

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By *ymeCouple
over a year ago

winchester

"Oh oh oh another one- "where do you live?"

"If I wanted you to know I'd have it on my profile."

and where do you come from

my mum and you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes are a nightmare in general when it comes to the crunch then you also have to out the fakers on here it puts the one's that are onist and genuine down and then has to make the lady's really think feel very for some off or most of the lady's out there

up to the Lady's that have to them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, remember me? We chatted a while back" - brand new profile no pics! Erm... Fuck no, I've been here for over four years and you might need to narrow it down a bit.

"I've just sent you a friend request, is that ok?" - what is the point of asking me if it is ok after the event? Which it very much isn't if you'd read my profile, dumb ass!

"I want to arrange something nice for my boyfriend as a surprise. He's in your area, it will be just you and him. Will you help?" - always from a couples profile! Never what I'm looking for.

"Can I cum all over those tits?" - you just blew every chance to!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

""Do you really have a time-machine?"

"Are you and Funky really the same person?"

"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"

What you mean you and Funky are not the same person

I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What nationality is your partner " argggggg !!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What questions piss you off?"

Anything which starts:

Why do men......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you really have a time-machine?"

"Are you and Funky really the same person?"

"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"

What you mean you and Funky are not the same person

I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot

Phew glad you cleared that up for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think of my cock pic?

How horny are you right now?

Tell my what you would like me to do to you or you to do to me.

I know youre not looking for single men, but would you make an exception for me?? I have a HUGE dick!!

AAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

xxx

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

""Do you really have a time-machine?"

"Are you and Funky really the same person?"

"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"

What you mean you and Funky are not the same person

I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot

Phew glad you cleared that up for me

*scratched head* nope I am still not sure I know the right answer.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My standard answers to some common questions

- What are you up to? I'm on fab messaging you

- What are you wearing? Clothes

- What are you into? Lots of things

- What are you looking for? My marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from straight guys saying ,"hi fancy a meet or I would love to suck your cock etc . Even though it says on my profile that I don't meet straight guys arrrrrgggghhh

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Anything that is already answered in our profile.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Can I hang out of the back of you?

Can I lick you from head to toe?

When am I meating you, Sexy?

To which I often reply along the lines of:

Are you sure it's a pair of hairy balls you want to be staring at? Some interesting replies as you can imagine, gotta love fab. Not always the female replying to messages in a couple set up such as ours. Mrs N is rarely on here.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Anything that is already answered in our profile."

Absolutely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like a man in uniform?"

"I do! Do you know any men you can lend it to?"

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By *aidback pairCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I fuck you while Hubby watches and wanks?

Fuck that I love Fucking my wife too much and if we were into that I'm sure it would say on our profile Cuckholding...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Can I fuck you while Hubby watches and wanks?

Fuck that I love Fucking my wife too much and if we were into that I'm sure it would say on our profile Cuckholding..."

Oh jeez! Don't open that can of worms it maynot be cuckolding yer know....

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By *aidback pairCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I fuck you while Hubby watches and wanks?

Fuck that I love Fucking my wife too much and if we were into that I'm sure it would say on our profile Cuckholding...

Oh jeez! Don't open that can of worms it maynot be cuckolding yer know...."

I totally understand that some guys just love to see their wife's being fucked all over but for me I like to see my wife have fun but I will be fucking her or getting sucked... it's not as fun wanking lol

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Howz use?

Can U accom?

Wht U lkn 4?

U ok?

Cn I suk that?

I'm Str8 bt thot I'd c if u wud suk me.

I'm Str8 bt thot I'd c if I cud suk U.

Awrite M8?

Or any other number of text speak one liners that are devoid of character, input, & literacy skills. If it's short, uninteresting & poorly put together just imagine what the sex could be like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok let's reverse this ,what would you lovely ladies like us men to put in a first message to you

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By *aidback pairCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I would try reading the ladies or couples profile first to see what they like/ dislike. Introduce yourself. Tell us a bit about yourself, what you are looking for etc. Maybe a nice complement on some pics on the profile. Attach a clear recent face pic not one taken far away, in a dark club or 10 years ago. Don't send a pic of your cock unless asked for one. Seriously we get bombarded with endless pics of cocks. A cheeky smile will get our attention over yet another cock pic everyday.

And be honest and polite. If it's a no then don't keep pestering otherwise the Block button gets pressed and it just spoils it for the genuine guys on here.

And for us Above all... be honest lads, if your married or in a relationship just say from the outset. This way if the couple or ladies decide to take it further then it's our choice, not only that if you lie and say your single and are not this causes problems when it comes to arranging the meets and in our experience the guys who lie often back out last min with some lame excuse. This I think is probably one of the main reasons you genuine guys find it a tad difficult to find meets.

You may not be everybody's cup of tea in your pic, but at least it saves the time and effort to play message tennis for a while thinking were getting somewhere then send a pic later and you get.. sorry but your not my type. It's horrible for us to do that and I can only imagine it's not nice on the receiving end, so send that pic in the first message and then you will know for sure.

Sorry for the long winded response but this is something we get quite allot of.

Hope this helps you boys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you up to?.... Errrm what do you think if I'm reading your message? Lol.

And Do you really have a Juicyass? Some people take my username far to literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will often get approached whilst in the super markets and gets asked where certain things are. I think I must be quiet approachable or I look like I run the place...

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Is this your car sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What...?

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