FabSwingers.com forum: Free cake!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chocolate. Freshly made by my talented hands, who wants a slice...?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Me! Now!

(please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, hell yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me! Now!

(please

On its way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm, hell yes please.

One each or one big slice...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

Gawd, there's always one! Lucky for you in in a good mood, so yes of course I can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, hell yes please.

One each or one big slice...?"

Whatever's left over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm, hell yes please.

One each or one big slice...?

Whatever's left over

You can lick the bowl out too if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

mmmm lemon drizzle! Nom nom!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Oh go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuuuuck, I'm on a diet.

No cake!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've just made chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuuuuck, I'm on a diet.

No cake!

Small slice? I'll cut one that's got no calories in it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

Gawd, there's always one! Lucky for you in in a good mood, so yes of course I can!"

Thank you lovely xxx

And put the kettle on too please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

mmmm lemon drizzle! Nom nom!

Two Girls, One Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say cake?

I'll post you some

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Was just about to log off and saw free cake. Plus it's chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Think you've been in the sun too long. Free cake! Never have I heared of such a thing.

(Goes away shaking head in disbelief)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which chocolate did you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

I've only got the one

you'll have to wrestle in a paddling poor pool of jelly and custard

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*raises hand*

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Caaake ? Mm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.

I'm on a no cake diet.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Can I have some cream with my slice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

I've only got the one

you'll have to wrestle in a paddling poor pool of jelly and custard

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how about a paddling pool full of cake and cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

"
hehe ok ok, you can eat his cake, if I can have your cherry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuuuuck, I'm on a diet.

No cake!

Small slice? I'll cut one that's got no calories in it for you

Aye, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

hehe ok ok, you can eat his cake, if I can have your cherry?

My cherry was eaten a long, long time ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)"

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?"

Will you stop offering my lemon drizzle to all & sundry!!

You will get your arse slapped if you continue to do so

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

cake?! Who said cake?

#MeerkatFace

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Make some carrot cake and I'm in!

It's been years since I had home baked carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Qu'ils mangent de la brioche'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Will you stop offering my lemon drizzle to all & sundry!!

You will get your arse slapped if you continue to do so

Lemon drizzle anyone.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?"

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, yes please. Freshly baked chocolate cake, delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x"
wine is full of fruit... And cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuuuuck, I'm on a diet.

No cake!

Small slice? I'll cut one that's got no calories in it for you

Aye, I'm in!

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I'm sure you can find a helpful chap to work it off with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Think I had my fair share of wine last night ;0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day so chocolate cake is fine! Chocolate is made with cocoa, which comes from beans, therefore chocolate can be eaten as often as you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day so chocolate cake is fine! Chocolate is made with cocoa, which comes from beans, therefore chocolate can be eaten as often as you like! "

Let's have it all - she says smiling hoping you have some cream ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cake left ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Erm, soz we are late to this cake-giveaway... any chance of a slice for us to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day so chocolate cake is fine! Chocolate is made with cocoa, which comes from beans, therefore chocolate can be eaten as often as you like!

Let's have it all - she says smiling hoping you have some cream ? X"

There's always cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Will you stop offering my lemon drizzle to all & sundry!!

You will get your arse slapped if you continue to do so

Lemon drizzle anyone.....?

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day so chocolate cake is fine! Chocolate is made with cocoa, which comes from beans, therefore chocolate can be eaten as often as you like!

Let's have it all - she says smiling hoping you have some cream ? X

There's always cream! "

I'm on my way :0) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can a have some cake please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Will you stop offering my lemon drizzle to all & sundry!!

You will get your arse slapped if you continue to do so

Lemon drizzle anyone.....?

Bend over

Ooh err

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left ? Feeling a bit peckish ;0)

Plenty! Lemon drizzle or choccy.....?

Lemon please ... Need a bit of fruit today x wine is full of fruit... And cider.

Chocolate counts as one of your 5 a day so chocolate cake is fine! Chocolate is made with cocoa, which comes from beans, therefore chocolate can be eaten as often as you like!

Let's have it all - she says smiling hoping you have some cream ? X

There's always cream!

I'm on my way :0) x"

I'll leave a light on for ya!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Oh I get it

The offer of cake is just for the athletic birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, could you make a lemon drizzle one for me please

I've got my very own chocolate cake

and I've got a lemon drizzle put aside for Miss Maverick, if you don't mind sharing

Excuse me, the lemon drizzle cake is for me!! Miss Maverick can keep her mitts off my cake

I've only got the one

you'll have to wrestle in a paddling poor pool of jelly and custard

how about a paddling pool full of cake and cream?

Splosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I get it

The offer of cake is just for the athletic birds

Plenty for everyone, grab a spoon and tuck in!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Oh I get it

The offer of cake is just for the athletic birds

Plenty for everyone, grab a spoon and tuck in! "

Will a ladel be okay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, the cake is a lie. (bonus points for anyone who gets that reference) !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, the cake is a lie. (bonus points for anyone who gets that reference) !"

Wow

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Any of the non calorie cake left !?!?

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