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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Someone ran into my car on Monday past in the petrol station, writing her off (beyond gutted) and I've been sore ever since - whiplash and a possible trapped nerve in my shoulder...

I'm allergic to many painkillers - getting paracetamol and tramadol - neither of which are even touching the pain (And I've a high pain threshold)

so looking for suggestions to take my mind off the pain, and the number of things its utterly messed up (not sure I'll be cleared to do tough mudder on the 20th now) - tell me your favourite joke, or what you do to distract yourself... (oh and its my right arm, so wanking is difficult too )

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Shut your eyes and use your left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone dared to destroy that paint job? Disgraceful. Show them to me and I'll beat em up for ya

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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Someone dared to destroy that paint job? Disgraceful. Show them to me and I'll beat em up for ya "

They claimed not to see her as I was parked at the pumps - and they drove their fook-off big roads maintenance lorry into her - drivers wheel and all round the front, hooking the car up on the rails underneath his truck... but then I'd have disturbed his sandwich if he'd actually been looking where he was going! Only a few tonnes of truck after all - not like it does any damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone dared to destroy that paint job? Disgraceful. Show them to me and I'll beat em up for ya

They claimed not to see her as I was parked at the pumps - and they drove their fook-off big roads maintenance lorry into her - drivers wheel and all round the front, hooking the car up on the rails underneath his truck... but then I'd have disturbed his sandwich if he'd actually been looking where he was going! Only a few tonnes of truck after all - not like it does any damage "

No, none at all. Tap with a toffee 'ammer will soon have the dings out.

How does one not see something as distinctive as your motor?

Sarnie in one hand, phone in the other and map in the middle, all while in charge of 10 tonnes+ of machinery.

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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Someone dared to destroy that paint job? Disgraceful. Show them to me and I'll beat em up for ya

They claimed not to see her as I was parked at the pumps - and they drove their fook-off big roads maintenance lorry into her - drivers wheel and all round the front, hooking the car up on the rails underneath his truck... but then I'd have disturbed his sandwich if he'd actually been looking where he was going! Only a few tonnes of truck after all - not like it does any damage

No, none at all. Tap with a toffee 'ammer will soon have the dings out.

How does one not see something as distinctive as your motor?

Sarnie in one hand, phone in the other and map in the middle, all while in charge of 10 tonnes+ of machinery. "

And all of CCTV... thankfully.

Sadly twisted the chassis the way he ran into her. Beyond gutted... and bloody sore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, gentle hugs for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them to install a hot tub as part of your compo

maybe some hydrotherapy massage will do the trick

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when I hurt my back recently, walking across the swimming pool really helped me. Not sure of it would work with a shoulder.

I was in Moscow for a business trip and the Russians just looked at me as if I was a nutcase... I was only waist deep the whole time

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some rice in an old sock and tie it off. Heat it in the microwave for a couple of minutes. If you have any essential oils add a few drops to the sock and use it instead of a hot water bottle as you can position it directly on the painful area. Gentle hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone ran into my car on Monday past in the petrol station, writing her off (beyond gutted) and I've been sore ever since - whiplash and a possible trapped nerve in my shoulder...

I'm allergic to many painkillers - getting paracetamol and tramadol - neither of which are even touching the pain (And I've a high pain threshold)

so looking for suggestions to take my mind off the pain, and the number of things its utterly messed up (not sure I'll be cleared to do tough mudder on the 20th now) - tell me your favourite joke, or what you do to distract yourself... (oh and its my right arm, so wanking is difficult too )"

Ffs lady - hope you're ok. Incoming pm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also keep doing the exercises (did they give you a pamphlet at the hospital) as although they are uncomfortable it will speed up healing. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka is the best painkiller I know

Gimp

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By *andy57TV/TS
over a year ago

york

The rice in the sock really works plus a really nice gentle massarge with nice warm oils works plus a good soak in a hot tub Jacuzzi xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"when I hurt my back recently, walking across the swimming pool really helped me. Not sure of it would work with a shoulder.

I was in Moscow for a business trip and the Russians just looked at me as if I was a nutcase... I was only waist deep the whole time"

My Dad taught me how to walk on water too.

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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Put some rice in an old sock and tie it off. Heat it in the microwave for a couple of minutes. If you have any essential oils add a few drops to the sock and use it instead of a hot water bottle as you can position it directly on the painful area. Gentle hugs xx"

I don't have a microwave, but have been using a hot water bottle and deep heat spray

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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Vodka is the best painkiller I know

Gimp"

I don't drink lol - but am tempted just now

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By *adybee77 OP   Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"when I hurt my back recently, walking across the swimming pool really helped me. Not sure of it would work with a shoulder.

I was in Moscow for a business trip and the Russians just looked at me as if I was a nutcase... I was only waist deep the whole time"

I will maybe try that if I can get down to my local health spa where I am a member anyway... between that, the jacuzzi and the steam room, it might all help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know anyone who has a TENS machine, they are amazing. I have a long-term back condition and the TENS helps a lot. If not, Boots sell them for about £20. Failing that, a nice warm bath and the rice in a sock thing or a hot water bottle is good. Hope you are soon healed and sorry to hear about your car Oh and for the insurance, make sure you go to your GP and get it documented xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some rice in an old sock and tie it off. Heat it in the microwave for a couple of minutes. If you have any essential oils add a few drops to the sock and use it instead of a hot water bottle as you can position it directly on the painful area. Gentle hugs xx

I don't have a microwave, but have been using a hot water bottle and deep heat spray"
Put it on the radiator for a bit instead if you have the heating on. It is better than the hot water bottle imo. Effectively it's a homemade wheat cushion. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can use deep heat or ibrprofen (sorry crap speller)gel it can work wonders ??

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Heat definitely is good for the pain. Woman in works uses alternate ice and heat to help her back pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a tens machine , you can buy them at most decent chemists and the electrical impulses stimulate blood flow in the hurt muscle.

How you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold ice pack till sure any swellings down. Then hot water bottle or heat packs for the muscle areas affected.

Only use deep heat once swellings down although may alleviate the pain its easy to re injure due to it masking the pain.

ditch the tramadol. It will feck you up. Expect major irrational mood swings after a week or so.

Rest and dont rush it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain" adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine.....well because it's awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain" adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine.....well because it's awesome

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