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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Been suprised by the number of compliments bout size of my cock!! So wondered ladies, who got biggest or best cock on here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been suprised by the number of compliments bout size of my cock!! So wondered ladies, who got biggest or best cock on here!!! "
what they complaining about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never pick just one there are loads all sizes thick tin big long small most are lovely . xx jo

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

They are complaining he needs Six Viagra, two lolly sticks and a roll of sticky tape to make it erect.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never pick just one there are loads all sizes thick tin big long small most are lovely . xx jo"
you are a great women x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are complaining he needs Six Viagra, two lolly sticks and a roll of sticky tape to make it erect..... "
and here's one he prepared earlier lol

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By *anba2Couple
over a year ago

burbage

My partners cock takes some beating in the girth ....take a look.... It's great... Love it!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Biggest is rarely the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggest is rarely the best."
thats what i always say lol when they stop laughing.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I know the answer to this one * jumps up and down * it is Mr R's cock

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By *anba2Couple
over a year ago

burbage

Well a small skinny one never is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines not massive in length but very thick.

just read my verifications...lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know the answer to this one * jumps up and down * it is Mr R's cock "

blimey rugby is that him in your pics?????? ...no wonder you are jumping up and down .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising? "

Of course not you cynics, sheesh!

Why would "I've a big un" need to advertise?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im in a bad mood and should really stay away from here tonight or else im going to have numb fingers from sitting on them to stop me from typing what I really want to type

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

In answer to the OP's intitial post.....don't know who has the biggest cock on here but in my experience of meeting people from here.....it's not yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in a bad mood and should really stay away from here tonight or else im going to have numb fingers from sitting on them to stop me from typing what I really want to type "
we live in a demoracy,type away,or flick yourself off instead lol x

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

starting with the op this thread should be called the look at my cock/profile my dads bigger than your dad thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"starting with the op this thread should be called the look at my cock/profile my dads bigger than your dad thread "
as I remember it was my dads harder then your dad,but maybe we should just leave that there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In answer to the OP's intitial post.....don't know who has the biggest cock on here but in my experience of meeting people from here.....it's not yours."

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising? "

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it "

If I had, I wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it "
I have but I choose not too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it "
jake your just lovely how you are you dont need a BIG one xx lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising? "

Looks like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody did once remark that I was the biggest dick on this site ....

Do you think it was my cock they were meaning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck all this big dick chat,what about biggest tits and sweetiest pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck all this big dick chat,what about biggest tits and sweetiest pussy lol"
i have both ,, lolololol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I know the answer to this one * jumps up and down * it is Mr R's cock

blimey rugby is that him in your pics?????? ...no wonder you are jumping up and down ....... "

nice isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it jake your just lovely how you are you dont need a BIG one xx lol xx"

I'm happy with my endowerment It's not massive, but with 16 stone behind it, I guarantee you'll know it's in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jimmy has the best looking cock on here and i should know cos its mine lol

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By *pecial bbCouple
over a year ago

london

got to say i fell in love with my mans cock from the moment i saw it and worship it as often as poss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck all this big dick chat,what about biggest tits and sweetiest pussy lol i have both ,, lolololol "
lol I can see them lovely tits x gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got to say i fell in love with my mans cock from the moment i saw it and worship it as often as poss. "
that is one house trained women lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck all this big dick chat,what about biggest tits and sweetiest pussy lol i have both ,, lolololol lol I can see them lovely tits x gorgeous x"
you look yumm too xx why is Big gun not saying alot , ?? the gun looks good but we need face body and the rest too. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know the answer to this one * jumps up and down * it is Mr R's cock

blimey rugby is that him in your pics?????? ...no wonder you are jumping up and down .......

nice isn't it? "

I thought you were nibblin' a babies arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My partners cock takes some beating in the girth ....take a look.... It's great... Love it!"

I had to look and yes you are right, though I was slightly sidetracked by the lovely bunny girl outfit. Great to see a condom encased cock too.

I couldnt possibly say who has the best of any of the members, most are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HPC introduced me to the joy of perving at new pics, and I often find some very good looking ones amongst the not some good looking ones.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so what do I know!

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"In answer to the OP's intitial post.....don't know who has the biggest cock on here but in my experience of meeting people from here.....it's not yours."

Did I say that it was? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what does op mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the best cock on here was mine, before I had the "Op"

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

I think that was possibly (ok being a bit cynical here) the point of your thread in the first place?

So I thought I would re-assure you that there is bigger on here so that you wouldn't become too complacent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what does op mean ?"

original poste r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know the answer to this one * jumps up and down * it is Mr R's cock

blimey rugby is that him in your pics?????? ...no wonder you are jumping up and down .......

nice isn't it? "

Oh...my!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told many times im the biggest prick on here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of these posts make me giggle too much to even attempt to write a serious response....bonkers the lot of you (pun not intended :P)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, that counts. ask rhi lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Been suprised by the number of compliments bout size of my cock!! So wondered ladies, who got biggest or best cock on here!!! "
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aint on fab but...........

There have been many tall (or should we say long) tales about the longest penis in the world. Trying to find a true answer meant going beyond the web. The information on the web is at best sketchy and at worst outright fabrication.

One site claimed a man with an extremely long penis that was due to the amount of blood that flowed into the two chambers within his penis when erect. This led to the problem that he fainted every time he got an erection due to the lack of blood in the rest of his body. This is a ludicrous acquisition and Nature would ensure that this wasn't possible.

The largest penis in the world was recorded by a Doctor Robert Dickinson. In the early 20th century he measured the largest medically recorded penis in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and was 6.25 inches (16 cm) in girth.

Apparently a man called Jonah Falcon was measured for a TV special and was 13-5 inches. Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who wants to become an actor.

The largest recorded and verified erected penis size was 13.5 inches (34.29 cm) long and 6.25 inches (18.5 cm) in girth.

There was another claim to a bigger penis by Dr. David Reuben in his book "Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex." Dr. Reuben claimed he had measured a 14 inch penis (35.5 cm) but it was never independently verified.

I think the biggest penis in the history of the world was 17 inches. But according to records, it only happened once.

And the biggest non-human penis belongs to a whale: the length is 12 feet (3.6 m) on average.

Proportionately, the lowly barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, it is 40 times the barnacle's body length.

Note: There are comments

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In the words of Shania Twain....."that dont impress me much"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Maddie's going to go into orbit when she sees this subject is being repeated again.

Run for your lives!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well men are looking for milfs etc..

Women are barnacle hunting

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I think that was possibly (ok being a bit cynical here) the point of your thread in the first place?

So I thought I would re-assure you that there is bigger on here so that you wouldn't become too complacent."

There are plenty of cynics on here so used 2 it, was askin a question and as usual plenty trying 2 put down but eh life 2 short so who gives a flying.

Wasnt self advertising either but even if it was then wot wud be the prob in that? If anything it wud b a clever way 2 get noticed!

Keep smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao @ best cock on fab haha what ever next ?

* sits on coffin *

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By *ast and modifiedCouple
over a year ago

near glasgow


"Been suprised by the number of compliments bout size of my cock!! So wondered ladies, who got biggest or best cock on here!!! "
your verification says what a tongue,can you not use that cock?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Just a question from me to the OP -

As a straight male why do you need to know who has the "Best Cock on Fab"?

As I said, it's just a question, as it is not something that I ever think about or would post a question about. But that could just be me!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 30/10/10 13:20:56]

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

should have thread for the ladies to vote who is a total cock rather than who has the biggest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aint on fab but...........

There have been many tall (or should we say long) tales about the longest penis in the world. Trying to find a true answer meant going beyond the web. The information on the web is at best sketchy and at worst outright fabrication.

One site claimed a man with an extremely long penis that was due to the amount of blood that flowed into the two chambers within his penis when erect. This led to the problem that he fainted every time he got an erection due to the lack of blood in the rest of his body. This is a ludicrous acquisition and Nature would ensure that this wasn't possible.

The largest penis in the world was recorded by a Doctor Robert Dickinson. In the early 20th century he measured the largest medically recorded penis in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and was 6.25 inches (16 cm) in girth.

Apparently a man called Jonah Falcon was measured for a TV special and was 13-5 inches. Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who wants to become an actor.

The largest recorded and verified erected penis size was 13.5 inches (34.29 cm) long and 6.25 inches (18.5 cm) in girth.

There was another claim to a bigger penis by Dr. David Reuben in his book "Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex." Dr. Reuben claimed he had measured a 14 inch penis (35.5 cm) but it was never independently verified.

I think the biggest penis in the history of the world was 17 inches. But according to records, it only happened once.

And the biggest non-human penis belongs to a whale: the length is 12 feet (3.6 m) on average.

Proportionately, the lowly barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, it is 40 times the barnacle's body length.

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"

i have met a guy who seriously had around 14 inches (didnt actually measure it,just used the rule of thumb !) its was just jaw dropping ...i did my best girls !!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Just a question from me to the OP -

As a straight male why do you need to know who has the "Best Cock on Fab"?

As I said, it's just a question, as it is not something that I ever think about or would post a question about. But that could just be me! "

Well, it wasn't self-promotion at all. No way, Jose...

Just to clear that up.

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Just a question from me to the OP -

As a straight male why do you need to know who has the "Best Cock on Fab"?

As I said, it's just a question, as it is not something that I ever think about or would post a question about. But that could just be me! "

Okay mr str8!! Wonder y u bothered 2 take the time 2 read best cock on fab!! Just a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Apparently a man called Jonah Falcon was measured for a TV special and was 13-5 inches. Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who wants to become an actor.

"

Lol im sure his dreams could be achieved - I bet the adult entertainment busy were clambering to get his number

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Just a question from me to the OP -

As a straight male why do you need to know who has the "Best Cock on Fab"?

As I said, it's just a question, as it is not something that I ever think about or would post a question about. But that could just be me!

Okay mr str8!! Wonder y u bothered 2 take the time 2 read best cock on fab!! Just a thought!"

Because it is a forum and they are there to read!

Looks like I hit a raw nerve, not my intention, and as I said earlier - It was just a question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if we are self advertising.. i think it is mine

not the biggest but I have had some good times with it...

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

threads like this always end in tears . show offs never prosper .better to under promise and over deliver than ... well you know where im going

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, she said mine was the biggest cock she'd ever had her hands on,

I said you're pulling my leg....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, she said mine was the biggest cock she'd ever had her hands on,

I said you're pulling my leg.... "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nine inches erect, five inch girth ... but it still doesn't get me laid everytime there's no pleasing some girls

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

there are a range of big cocks on here, and a fair amount of dicks that turn out to be total fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"there are a range of big cocks on here, and a fair amount of dicks that turn out to be total fannies "

Is'nt that amazing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there seem to be many huge cocks on fab, we get messages from them all the time

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"there seem to be many huge cocks on fab, we get messages from them all the time "

I'm alright, its the others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you seem ok, but your still not getting a pay rise

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"you seem ok, but your still not getting a pay rise "

Thanks, I am sure you will enjoy my posts I am a very funny man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny haha or funny call the doctor?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you seem ok, but your still not getting a pay rise

Thanks, I am sure you will enjoy my posts I am a very funny man! "

and so modest too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day you've got what you've got so make the most of it! Well that's what I keep telling myself thank god I have a large tongue I'm great with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have found that the larger men havnt really pleased mrs aanda, where as the more avarage guys have more interest in pleasing the other person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

oooooooyaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn 2 - it's catching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this post possibly a little bit of self advertising?

If I had a cock like that, I'd tie a bow of ribbon around it and parade through the streets of Truro every Friday and Saturday nights

I haven't so I can't

If you've got it, flaunt it jake your just lovely how you are you dont need a BIG one xx lol xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't remember all members members. soz

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm good for 12 inches,

But don't use it as a Rule!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bu I bet u like a good spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my rugby days the biggest prick was the one holding the ball trying to cross our white line.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"we have found that the larger men havnt really pleased mrs aanda, where as the more avarage guys have more interest in pleasing the other person"

I am only your mr avarage,

But hey, I have never had any complaints!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"we have found that the larger men havnt really pleased mrs aanda, where as the more avarage guys have more interest in pleasing the other person

I am only your mr avarage,

But hey, I have never had any complaints!

"
people are so polite these days

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have the results been released yet for this competition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you all for the compliments on mine.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"They aint on fab but...........

There have been many tall (or should we say long) tales about the longest penis in the world. Trying to find a true answer meant going beyond the web. The information on the web is at best sketchy and at worst outright fabrication.

One site claimed a man with an extremely long penis that was due to the amount of blood that flowed into the two chambers within his penis when erect. This led to the problem that he fainted every time he got an erection due to the lack of blood in the rest of his body. This is a ludicrous acquisition and Nature would ensure that this wasn't possible.

The largest penis in the world was recorded by a Doctor Robert Dickinson. In the early 20th century he measured the largest medically recorded penis in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and was 6.25 inches (16 cm) in girth.

Apparently a man called Jonah Falcon was measured for a TV special and was 13-5 inches. Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who wants to become an actor.

The largest recorded and verified erected penis size was 13.5 inches (34.29 cm) long and 6.25 inches (18.5 cm) in girth.

There was another claim to a bigger penis by Dr. David Reuben in his book "Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex." Dr. Reuben claimed he had measured a 14 inch penis (35.5 cm) but it was never independently verified.

I think the biggest penis in the history of the world was 17 inches. But according to records, it only happened once.

And the biggest non-human penis belongs to a whale: the length is 12 feet (3.6 m) on average.

Proportionately, the lowly barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, it is 40 times the barnacle's body length.

Note: There are comments

"

I had a man message me a week or so ago claiming he had 14" of cock. If this study is the truth then "Dream,dream,dream,dream...."

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"bu I bet u like a good spank "

Oh go on then, You talked me into it!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is this what they call a "look at me" thread then?!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Have the results been released yet for this competition?"

No, but I know who wins hands down

(I am biased though)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest? "

You must have missed it....'Best' went to the guy with Two cocks.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest?

You must have missed it....'Best' went to the guy with Two cocks."
i was washing my hair....damn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this what they call a "look at me" thread then?! "
yes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest? "

There is a third, artistic expression.

For example this could involve dressing your old man up as a famous person, for instance today my penis has been mocked up to look like TV and Movie star Jeff Goldblum.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is this what they call a "look at me" thread then?! yes "

Hmmm... tea and sympathy brigade not required though... interesting twist!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest?

There is a third, artistic expression.

For example this could involve dressing your old man up as a famous person, for instance today my penis has been mocked up to look like TV and Movie star Jeff Goldblum."
As "the fly"?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Or....as the fly's cock?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Or....as the fly's cock? "
ooooooooooooooh do flys have cocks?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"Or....as the fly's cock? ooooooooooooooh do flys have cocks? "

Yes....very little ones

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest?

There is a third, artistic expression.

For example this could involve dressing your old man up as a famous person, for instance today my penis has been mocked up to look like TV and Movie star Jeff Goldblum.As "the fly"?"

Trust you! NO! It isn't green and gooey and about to fall off.

I'll keep throwing you them if you keep batting them out of the park though

I mean punchline opportunities not cocks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Or....as the fly's cock? ooooooooooooooh do flys have cocks?

Yes....very little ones"
well personally i feel pictorial evidence may be needed to judge then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Correct me if im wrong but there are two categories are there not? Best and biggest?

There is a third, artistic expression.

For example this could involve dressing your old man up as a famous person, for instance today my penis has been mocked up to look like TV and Movie star Jeff Goldblum.As "the fly"?

Trust you! NO! It isn't green and gooey and about to fall off.

I'll keep throwing you them if you keep batting them out of the park though

I mean punchline opportunities not cocks "
gimme a baseball bat n i can do the other too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purely out of curiosity and in the interests of co-operation. I’d be more than happy to conduct an exhaustive hands on survey, purely based on whatever criteria the female site-members deem necessary to establish who’s got the best cock on the site…. Aww blast….,,,on second thought , If it means the guys gotta keep a stiffy during the test,,,, I’m gonna be kinda snookered,,,,, darn them bloom’in straight guys…… foiled again…. pahhhhh……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this what they call a "look at me" thread then?! yes

Hmmm... tea and sympathy brigade not required though... interesting twist! "
i'm supposed to answer no to that aren't i?? I just looked at your profile and your obviously the biz but i'm not good with twists when my head is dense and full of thc, so i'll leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best or biggest? ^^^

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is this what they call a "look at me" thread then?! yes

Hmmm... tea and sympathy brigade not required though... interesting twist! i'm supposed to answer no to that aren't i?? I just looked at your profile and your obviously the biz but i'm not good with twists when my head is dense and full of thc, so i'll leave it. "

Why thank you kind sir... I think!

There's no right or wrong answer... the tea and sympathy brigade are usually required on the "woe is me" look at me threads... I'm not sure what this one requires... perhaps a bigger door frame?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm yes maybe not?? And you were right to thank me, it was a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In answer to the OP's intitial post.....don't know who has the biggest cock on here but in my experience of meeting people from here.....it's not yours.

Did I say that it was? Lol x

"

You did not say it was, but you were hoping that other people would shame how things dont pan out the way you expect

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"In answer to the OP's intitial post.....don't know who has the biggest cock on here but in my experience of meeting people from here.....it's not yours.

Did I say that it was? Lol x

You did not say it was, but you were hoping that other people would shame how things dont pan out the way you expect "

Isnt this place just full of part time psycologists? No I wasnt hoping any1 wud say that its mine!! I was asking a simple question. Please dont pretend that you know me when u dont!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless someone has met every single cock on here and was therefore able to offer a fully informed, critical opinion, how was there going to be an answer to this question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admittedly none of us know the true reason why you posted this thread and of course it probably wasnt because you wanted all of us to say yours.

Its just a terrible coincidence that your username is IvorBigun, you have a sizeable cock pic as your avatar and you started this thread - its understandable why people did jump to this conclusion that it was all about you and your cock, sorry not meaning to offend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isnt this place just full of part time psycologists? No I wasnt hoping any1 wud say that its mine!! I was asking a simple question. Please dont pretend that you know me when u dont!!"

I think the term is actually psychologists and as far as pretending to know you... whatever gave you that idea

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By *vor Bigun 69! OP   Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Admittedly none of us know the true reason why you posted this thread and of course it probably wasnt because you wanted all of us to say yours.

Its just a terrible coincidence that your username is IvorBigun, you have a sizeable cock pic as your avatar and you started this thread - its understandable why people did jump to this conclusion that it was all about you and your cock, sorry not meaning to offend "

No offence taken!!

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