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A homage. No such thing as a tight pussy anymore...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A homage to the respected member nightsu..... Oh I'm sure you know who I mean.

Have any ladies noticed now days almost every man is tiny because they masturbate allot.....

Do you think there is anything or any excises that would help make the pee pee bigger?

Tiny pee pee is so boring, those women need it full!

What exercises can men do to be bigger?

No offence just my sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe there's a pill you can take for this terrible affliction xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little set of dumbbells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pushups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find tying an iron to it and then swinging it like a wrecking ball works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

"

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not that we are getting smaller, its just the women are getting looser and now have gaping black holes between their legs. There are some sloppy looking pussies and cunts out there. Looking like a wizard sleeve or something that should be rolled up and tucked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?"

And also do the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?

And also do the helicopter "

What's the helicopter...?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?

And also do the helicopter you should ask him to show you lol x

What's the helicopter...?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?

And also do the helicopter

What's the helicopter...?"

I have only heard about it you will have to ask the bigger fellers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Helicopter, there where two Australians who did a show where they made there manhood look like other things.

I think we all need to do more pelvic floor work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stolen all the tight pussy ladies. I have kidnapped them and held them to ransom in Malvern.

There is a get out clause......his name is Santa.

I will let them loose in December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe there's a pill you can take for this terrible affliction xxx"

Yeh but cynaide is a bit of an over reaction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A warm up before wanking,

You need to stretch it before it gets hard, It works for me but I have small hands

Do you have to stretch it like an unflated balloon?

And also do the helicopter

What's the helicopter...?"

I would volunteer to show you, but it's possible that I don't possess the correct equipment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to da choppa!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Cock pushups."

How many can you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol Helicopter, there where two Australians who did a show where they made there manhood look like other things.

I think we all need to do more pelvic floor work "

Glow in the dark condoms makes for a fun light sabre fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe there's a pill you can take for this terrible affliction xxx

Yeh but cynaide is a bit of an over reaction. "

Dam it!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Cock pushups."

sometimes called cock ups..

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