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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

I can feel a call to Guiness World Records coming on here.......

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room "

*adds watermelon to the shopping list*

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room

*adds watermelon to the shopping list*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room

*adds watermelon to the shopping list*"

I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room

*adds watermelon to the shopping list*

I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet."

Disappointed in you. Have some respect in yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room

*adds watermelon to the shopping list*

I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet.

Disappointed in you. Have some respect in yourself!"

I'm sorry that I don't have a monster lady cave

Pls 4giv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop it you 2, I'm giggling like a schoolboy here.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order."

What about cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake? "

Oooooh. Cheesecake.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake?

Oooooh. Cheesecake."

There's an Oreos one in the fridge here. Well, there was last night. It's probably gone now

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake? "

Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I line up my dildos then use them, one after the other, then all at once, to make my pussy nice and loose. Then I go to a club to get used over and over by all the big cocked men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake?

Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in."

Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake?

Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in.

Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in?

If you need to ask then you're not doing it right

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.

What about cheesecake?

Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in.

Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in?

I'm sure I'll find somewhere

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do? "

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put the cheese cake behind the water melon. Next to the bowling ball and in front of the cucumber then shot it all out at once.

Then spend the next three hours cleaning up

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"You put the cheese cake behind the water melon. Next to the bowling ball and in front of the cucumber then shot it all out at once.

Then spend the next three hours cleaning up

This made me chuckle

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Ah, forgive. OP, the green arrow exists for a reason.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.

Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.

Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo.""

Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.

Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."

Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Fucking Hysterical. Great comedy timing and a perfect linking of threads.

I nearly did a little wee.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Burn Night at Burning Man... Nothing like it.

Everyone's there dressed to the nines, all the art cars are out, a fire conclave involving hundreds of fire dancers, the biggest fire you ever saw and thousands of people running, dancing, screaming around it. It's primeval.

And then the city goes nuts.

You haven't lived till you've witnessed it

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.

Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."

Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar "

Shitting hell I buy waaaay too much when I go to Asda, I best get stretching to fit all that up there!

You can bring the corkscrew, I don't fancy trying to fit that in safely.

Although, saying that, I'm common as muck, so screw top will be enough for me

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?

To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime

ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!

Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.

Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs

I've changed my mind..

For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..

What would I do? Cheddars

I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?

I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?

I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.

Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."

Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar

Shitting hell I buy waaaay too much when I go to Asda, I best get stretching to fit all that up there!

You can bring the corkscrew, I don't fancy trying to fit that in safely.

Although, saying that, I'm common as muck, so screw top will be enough for me

If you can't site on a bar stool, open your legs and slide down to the floor is not interesting

We'll drink the wine in proper glasses with our pinkies out, makes anything classy

Fun fac: I can't drink a pint without sticking the pinky out it's a family curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any clues as to what the op feels is a good night out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clues as to what the op feels is a good night out? "

There are indeed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Leeds, it's epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leeds, it's epic

Do they do crispy assholes in Leeds?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Leeds, it's epic

Do they do crispy assholes in Leeds?"

Only if you have a special bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny

Ah, forgive. OP, the green arrow exists for a reason."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leeds, it's epic

Do they do crispy assholes in Leeds?

Only if you have a special bucket

Oh, lawd ... Words are not enough.

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