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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's like throwing a cocktail sausage into an aircraft hangar!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Maybe you should try stealing a fire extinguisher from your local pub or supermarket- much bigger and you can still get filled up by a nice dollop of something moist

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

shut your legs then theres an echo echo echo echo echo

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Have you thought of breaking away from a cucumber and considering a marrow?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you should try stealing a fire extinguisher from your local pub or supermarket- much bigger and you can still get filled up by a nice dollop of something moist "

It actually echoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is, they post ridiculous threads sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like throwing a cocktail sausage into an aircraft hangar! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big member, it's called Bruce !!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Chucking a pencil up a wind tunnel issues? Try an inflatable dildo.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Jumbo jets can be good , once the wings have been removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

PMSL. You forgot the 'no offence meant' crap. That instantly turns this into a look at me thread. Shame on you and your bucket.

PMSL so much that it reminds me I really should do my pelvic floor exercises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Maybe no big cocks, but quite a few massive dicks...

Just open up as a new venue for swinging meets...

hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. I used to take a magnifying glass to meets to help the women find mine #YeOldeWitchDoc'sTopTips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

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Are you sure it is that?

Is it not that us men over estimate our 'bigger than average' cock size and actually we are all pencil thin dicks and you are just actually normal size.

All be it... someone who has a love for cucumbers.

Don't know how eating cucumber will help the problem? but I suppose anything that could help is work trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today"

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab "

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

funny enough i have half a dozen scaffold planks if anyone feels the need to tie one to their arse, just in case mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago "

Really Where? I missed that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"funny enough i have half a dozen scaffold planks if anyone feels the need to tie one to their arse, just in case mind.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use your anus. Until the inevitable prolapse.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oi!

I've been told hundreds of times I'm a massive cock.

(Sadly though, I DO have a tiny penis )

Mr ddc

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that! "

bear with me see if i can find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!

bear with me see if i can find it"

the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi!

I've been told hundreds of times I'm a massive cock.

(Sadly though, I DO have a tiny penis )

Mr ddc"

Afternoon Mr ddc!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation. "

I prefer the term "super massive black hole" myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

well done hahahHhahahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Put some Metallica on the stereo, give me a snorkel and I'll just stick my head up there. I will literally head bang you

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Omg I find this so offensive men are people too stop viewing us like walking sausage on legs, we have feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!

bear with me see if i can find it

the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread"

found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following this thread for advice. For me, it's sex is like waving a candle around in a cave....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation.

I prefer the term "super massive black hole" myself "

cue theme tune to long running sci fi series..

to boldly go ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today

Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab

hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!

bear with me see if i can find it

the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread found it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got massive hands if that's any help...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Now if only there was a huge cock available, one so ginormous that it will fill the vast depths..

anyone seen such a cock anywhere..????

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try my fist

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Right Miss Harley, i'm on my way over- i have rope, a harness, my head torch- i'm off to map the inner depths of your lady cave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about! "

I can assure you that this is a very sarcastic thread. My foofoo is on fine form

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right Miss Harley, i'm on my way over- i have rope, a harness, my head torch- i'm off to map the inner depths of your lady cave "

Brilliant

No pick axes or gaffer tape though.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i've lost many a wrist watch that way.......

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Only solution is DVP i've found. That and having a education.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a cock pump to enlarge my sorry member but it sucked my balls in instead and turned my scrotum into a slingshot. Tries to pull the fucker off and it nearly shot my balls into my eye

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Only solution is DVP i've found. That and having a education. "

Oh ye you'got have a education innit?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Afternoon Mr ddc!"

Afternoon, Harley!

I'm afraid I'm just dipping in and out whenever I put the kettle on.

Mrs ddc has me out in the garden trimming her massive bush

(Which sounded much more appealing when she first suggested it, before I realised I'd misunderstood )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't call my pussy the Grand Canyon for nothing

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about!

I can assure you that this is a very sarcastic thread. My foofoo is on fine form "

As was my response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that keeping hold of my cock while its inside her helps for a tight fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only solution is DVP i've found. That and having a education. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

You could always try inviting pot holing teams in to the caverns and dark passages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics "

well thats not tight is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it"

You do know how babies are born don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you? "

I thought that storks brought the babies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just use your anus. Until the inevitable prolapse. "

Come the menopause everything prolapses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you? "

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I thought that storks brought the babies?"

I wish they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

And on that note im outta here as I want to be able to still post in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

What do you mean, "respect for herself"?

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbe

Pls help. "

Try a Bar Stool.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

Well she sounds boring. No offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

What do you mean, "respect for herself"?"

You know what I mean.

f this I am going out to look for a nice women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

I use dildos everyday, doesn't mean my cunt is like the Mersey Tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

think shes just damn lucky

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

What do you mean, "respect for herself"?

You know what I mean.

f this I am going out to look for a nice women. "

No I don't.

Maybe you should buck up and be man enough to back up your ridiculous statements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.

"

I bet he never has a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself."

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.

"

I have a charming selection of dildos... Does that mean I don't respect myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in a Sybian.

With a huge attachment.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

Aaaah, good to see misogyny alive and well in this day and age...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display "

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

What do you mean, "respect for herself"?

You know what I mean.

f this I am going out to look for a nice women.

No I don't.

Maybe you should buck up and be man enough to back up your ridiculous statements."

What ever! As we say more fish in the sea. I will find some one nice and tight hahahhahahah

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.

I bet he never has a wank "

That would be disrespectful to his temple body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.

I have a charming selection of dildos... Does that mean I don't respect myself "

Id love to disrespect you with a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about!

I can assure you that this is a very sarcastic thread. My foofoo is on fine form "

Awwwww! Now I'm disappointed!! I was hoping it would be the next big fab tourist attraction! Even more popular than copping a feel of Tina's Tits (which she charges for mind!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've found a big cock! Eureka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander."

What ever b had a good look at your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display "

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me."

Hahahhaah brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

What ever b had a good look at your photos "

A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.

Your point being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me."

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

What ever b had a good look at your photos

A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.

Your point being?"

A photo of your arse on a swingers site.

Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come ahead I've got my miners hat on n a canary in a cage...

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members."

its all bacause of the huge!!!!!!!!!!!! licence fee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

What ever b had a good look at your photos

A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.

Your point being?

A photo of your arse on a swingers site.

Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics "

I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Walk about wearing duoballs til your tight again

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the phrase what an obnoxious ...

nope best not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women "

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!! "

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures "

who cares I will just go out clubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

who cares I will just go out clubbing "

Apparently you can buy pills on the internet to "grow" a bigger cock im sure there was a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

who cares I will just go out clubbing "

You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

who cares I will just go out clubbing

You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you? "

This is getting boring now.

get a life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

who cares I will just go out clubbing

You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you?

This is getting boring now.

get a life "

I have a life! One where I don't have to insult the genitals of others. I suggest you try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members."

But then they always end up losing out to Sky

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

What ever b had a good look at your photos

A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.

Your point being?

A photo of your arse on a swingers site.

Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics

I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut "

I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about getting Popeye to fist you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.

What ever b had a good look at your photos

A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.

Your point being?

A photo of your arse on a swingers site.

Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics

I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut

I do hope so "

Shush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 58mm wide lens might help..I love taking close in fanny shots..might have to waterproof it first

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

"

did she sleep around with you????

you know you ought to engage with your brain (not that brain) before typing.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics

well thats not tight is it

You do know how babies are born don't you?

I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.

She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah

If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.

Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display

My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.

Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women

Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!

I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures

who cares I will just go out clubbing

You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you? "

Come on it's a cheaper alternative to rohyphnol! The guy needs help to get that tight pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried two big cocks? If that don't work throw a couple of dildos into the mix just for packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds me of the punchline to an old joke

"Put your hands in and clap"

"I can't"

"See, I told you I was tight!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often surround mine I bubble wrap, the

Ladies love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Miss Harley, i'm on my way over- i have rope, a harness, my head torch- i'm off to map the inner depths of your lady cave

Brilliant

No pick axes or gaffer tape though."

No gaffer tape, so it can't be an engineering problem as tape fixes all of those.

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young"

Sarcastic thread... Do you really think I would advertise the state of my foofoo on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Would the lady care to indulge in some spelunking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Spray vinegar diluted with little water on your pink matter it'll make the skin around it tighten up for a while = Problem solved

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Er, we can confirm that they do from a meet...... Wowza!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polyfilla?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help. "

Don't worry, there's always marrows

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Polyfilla?"

Or expanding foam?

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london


"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.

Pls help.

have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young

Sarcastic thread... Do you really think I would advertise the state of my foofoo on here "

oh sorry, you are right. its a private issue. sorry i was just being curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Jack Russel pup keeps trying to go ratting up mine. I have to sleep in leggings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our Jack Russel pup keeps trying to go ratting up mine. I have to sleep in leggings."

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