FabSwingers.com forum: #firstworldproblems

By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

So, I am playing a gig today. And I have no idea what to wear. I think part of that issue is that I have 2 double wardrobes and a huge chest of drawers stuffed with clothes.

What's your first world problem today?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

First world problem. It's too hot for a jacket and too cold for a Tshirt. What am I going to wear?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

when your electric toothbrush runs out mid brush.....arrrgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cardigan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no one to bring me coffee and a bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair keeps blowing across my face and getting stuck on my Chanel lipgloss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when your electric toothbrush runs out mid brush.....arrrgh

Much worse is when your rechargeable Shaver stops half way through a row of whiskers. Youch!

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?"

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"My hair keeps blowing across my face and getting stuck on my Chanel lipgloss."

Yeah. This is what I'm talking about!

My vivienne westwood handbag is too small to fit my moschino sunglasses in.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"My hair keeps blowing across my face and getting stuck on my Chanel lipgloss."

I hate it when that happens. Lol

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Hmm. So my options i've shrunk down to are-

Denim shirt dress.

Denim shirt with a flouncy skirt.

Floral skater dress.

Spotty skater dress.

Skater dress with cut out neckline.

Good old jeans and a top-but which fricking top?!

HELP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh! "

Denim shirt dress. And kick arse boots.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh!

Denim shirt dress. And kick arse boots."

Bit warm for boots? Although I do have a great pair of studded ankle boots!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh!

Denim shirt dress. And kick arse boots."

I agree with all of the above. Especially kick arse boots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't decide which of my pretty horses I should ride today. I think I might have to ride them all.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh!

Denim shirt dress. And kick arse boots.

Bit warm for boots? Although I do have a great pair of studded ankle boots!"

If there's a field and potential kit lugging involved, boots are the way forward.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Can't decide which of my pretty horses I should ride today. I think I might have to ride them all. "

Lovely! Wish I still rode.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I do like a denim shirt dress, can look prim and proper or sex it up

Prim and proper definitely isn't me! I'm thinking of adding a lace vest underneath and unbuttoning it to just below my bust. IF I choose it! Argh!

Denim shirt dress. And kick arse boots.

Bit warm for boots? Although I do have a great pair of studded ankle boots!

If there's a field and potential kit lugging involved, boots are the way forward."

Good point, well made. There is on both counts!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field. "

In that case, wear the outfit which shows your tits off the best.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field.

In that case, wear the outfit which shows your tits off the best.

Another good point! Lol

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"First world problem. It's too hot for a jacket and too cold for a Tshirt. What am I going to wear? "

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"First world problem. It's too hot for a jacket and too cold for a Tshirt. What am I going to wear?

It's plenty warm enough for a "real man" to wear a T-Shirt

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"First world problem. It's too hot for a jacket and too cold for a Tshirt. What am I going to wear?

It's plenty warm enough for a "real man" to wear a T-Shirt

There were some topless men at my gig yesterday, so it can't have been that cold?!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field. "

If you are in a rock band and on stage in a marquee experience tells me just jeans.

As you are a woman you could add a bra or crop top.

I have never known any member of a rock band complain of cold after the initial number, most are asking for fans to blow cold air on them. Or has rock music slowed down these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of Jammie Waggon Wheels!!!

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair hasn't grown enough to do a top knot yet its too long to do anything with!! Major dilemma when my work is just full of hot women all day

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field.

If you are in a rock band and on stage in a marquee experience tells me just jeans.

As you are a woman you could add a bra or crop top.

I have never known any member of a rock band complain of cold after the initial number, most are asking for fans to blow cold air on them. Or has rock music slowed down these days?

You clearly didn't bother looking at me before you suggested a crop top. Fucking hell. No one needs to see that.

Anyway that was yesterday and I wore a dress.

As it was cold and windy.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"My hair hasn't grown enough to do a top knot yet its too long to do anything with!! Major dilemma when my work is just full of hot women all day

Are you trying to do that stupid man-bun thing that all the scummos round here have?! I don't understand this trend. Only chavvy little weasels have it round here...

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"So.... what's the gig, what type of music, what instrument and... what's the venue like?

I'm in a rock band. It's an outdoor thing. I'll be in a stuffy marquee/stage thing but audience will be in a field.

If you are in a rock band and on stage in a marquee experience tells me just jeans.

As you are a woman you could add a bra or crop top.

I have never known any member of a rock band complain of cold after the initial number, most are asking for fans to blow cold air on them. Or has rock music slowed down these days?

You clearly didn't bother looking at me before you suggested a crop top. Fucking hell. No one needs to see that.

Anyway that was yesterday and I wore a dress.

As it was cold and windy."

D'oh half asleep. It was windy, not cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I am playing a gig today. And I have no idea what to wear. I think part of that issue is that I have 2 double wardrobes and a huge chest of drawers stuffed with clothes.

What's your first world problem today?"

Wifi playing up

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i had the milk dilema at the co-op again.... strawberry or chocolate milk....

i wimped out and got lucozade pink lemonade instead.... but i may go back up their later.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling too lazy that I have to go have a shower.

To the op, maximum boobage outfit.

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can't get all my tattoos finished in one go

I hate being half finished, I just look daft

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"i had the milk dilema at the co-op again.... strawberry or chocolate milk...."

Ooo you've given me a craving for milkshake

as well as the same dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair hasn't grown enough to do a top knot yet its too long to do anything with!! Major dilemma when my work is just full of hot women all day

Are you trying to do that stupid man-bun thing that all the scummos round here have?! I don't understand this trend. Only chavvy little weasels have it round here..."

You clearly live in the wrong area I've never seen a 'chav' with it theyre a always donning parrtens or have it short

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"My hair hasn't grown enough to do a top knot yet its too long to do anything with!! Major dilemma when my work is just full of hot women all day

Are you trying to do that stupid man-bun thing that all the scummos round here have?! I don't understand this trend. Only chavvy little weasels have it round here...

You clearly live in the wrong area I've never seen a 'chav' with it theyre a always donning parrtens or have it short "

Well, I live in the home counties in a fudge box town.

But no really, only chavs have it here.

Who started that trend? A footballer?

I like proper long hair on a man...that undercut look is not a favourite though! I'm hoping you have the former, but props to you if you have the latter and feel you can rock it.

First world problem today-left my phone at home whilst I was out so couldn't immediately google information I required!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think it was a footballer, bloke has one on geordie shore, people seem to follow the trends from that show.

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By *trawberry-pop OP Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Don't think it was a footballer, bloke has one on geordie shore, people seem to follow the trends from that show. "

Ah...one that I avoid like the plague!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think it was a footballer, bloke has one on geordie shore, people seem to follow the trends from that show.

Ah...one that I avoid like the plague! "

I can understand why!

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