FabSwingers.com forum: Nocturnal roll call. 6/6/15 pt2.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thread got closed here's pt2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit... Sixth of the sixth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit... Sixth of the sixth

What will happen at 6am I wonder

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

When does it end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You and your witchcraft again lol Had to go pee pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D-day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit... Sixth of the sixth

What will happen at 6am I wonder

Your nursing home will turn to chaos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When does it end?"

The world? My sanity? This thread? Who know I'm just here for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwtch is pronounced "kutch".. Like Ashton "Kutch"er or whatever his name is! L

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit... Sixth of the sixth

What will happen at 6am I wonder

Your nursing home will turn to chaos!"

Not on my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

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how did you do that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day. "

She loves the D

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

how did you do that?!

1 part Platinum membership and 1.part witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does it end?

The world? My sanity? This thread? Who know I'm just here for the ride

Sanity?! What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here! "

*bounces on bed*

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*"

Not this again!!

Starfish time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch is pronounced "kutch".. Like Ashton "Kutch"er or whatever his name is! L "

Funny that, that's who I was thinking of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When does it end?

The world? My sanity? This thread? Who know I'm just here for the ride

Sanity?! What's that?"

Of all the things I miss it's my mind I miss the most

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*"

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

Oh hell yeah ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

Not this again!!

Starfish time! "

Must.....not......snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*"

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cwtch is pronounced "kutch".. Like Ashton "Kutch"er or whatever his name is! L

Funny that, that's who I was thinking of!

Ah yes he played Kelso.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon.""

I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon."

I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

Naked Americans remind you of Jenny Agutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double D? count me in xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooh! It's your bald head with kisses on it

Kept seeing it and thinking, WTF?! Even then it took a few seconds to realise what I was actually looking at!

Apologies for interrupting! *steps back into the shadows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooooh! It's your bald head with kisses on it

Kept seeing it and thinking, WTF?! Even then it took a few seconds to realise what I was actually looking at!

Apologies for interrupting! *steps back into the shadows*"

I wondered about that for ages too and didn't dare click on it in case it was something more disturbing!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

I've met Jenny A many times - she's been known to buy me a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon."

I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

Naked Americans remind you of Jenny Agutter?

No you sponge lol The bit after he wakes up in the zoo he goes back to hers and she's wearing her nurses uniform.....That's the phwoooaaarr bit

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By *exy essex girlWoman
over a year ago

harlow

"Ooooooooh! It's your bald head with kisses on it

Kept seeing it and thinking, WTF?! Even then it took a few seconds to realise what I was actually looking at!

Apologies for interrupting! *steps back into the shadows*

I just looked as I didn't know what it was lol xxx

I wondered about that for ages too and didn't dare click on it in case it was something more disturbing!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooooh! It's your bald head with kisses on it

Kept seeing it and thinking, WTF?! Even then it took a few seconds to realise what I was actually looking at!

Apologies for interrupting! *steps back into the shadows*"

Good evening Mr. Brown eyes

My head does seem to be confusing people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon."

I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

Naked Americans remind you of Jenny Agutter?

No you sponge lol The bit after he wakes up in the zoo he goes back to hers and she's wearing her nurses uniform.....That's the phwoooaaarr bit

I knew what you meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night night. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooooh! It's your bald head with kisses on it

Kept seeing it and thinking, WTF?! Even then it took a few seconds to realise what I was actually looking at!

Apologies for interrupting! *steps back into the shadows*

I wondered about that for ages too and didn't dare click on it in case it was something more disturbing!! "

Those pics are friends only

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

how did you do that?!

If I told you, I'd have to be in bed with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

I've met Jenny A many times - she's been known to buy me a drink

You lucky, lucky, lucky man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here lol"

Good evening DDUK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About bloody time. I've been waiting in the other thread

You stole my glory of being the last to post! Grrrr.

Keep the noise down people! Trying to sleep here!

*bounces on bed*

*Engages Harley "Tigger" Quimm mode*

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Too much cherry cola

"A naked American man stole my balloon."

I can't stop thinking of Jenny Agutter now...phwoooaaarr

Naked Americans remind you of Jenny Agutter?

No you sponge lol The bit after he wakes up in the zoo he goes back to hers and she's wearing her nurses uniform.....That's the phwoooaaarr bit

I knew what you meant

The things I would.do to that Lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night night. X"

Nighty night filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Night night. X"

N'night Miss Mav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Mr. Brown eyes

My head does seem to be confusing people

Heh heh, evening chap...

Kinda looks like the face of one of those Axolotl Salamanders... Meh. Maybe not, maybe that's just me

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

Evening all... just got back from work, tired but can't sleep, the joy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all... just got back from work, tired but can't sleep, the joy.

Good evening welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all, play nice!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Night all, play nice!

Lightweight!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Evening all... just got back from work, tired but can't sleep, the joy.

Good evening welcome to Team Nocturnal

Thank you, hopefully, I would be a member for long. need to be back up in 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night all, play nice!

Nighty night Polar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Good evening Velvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning "

Good evening Smoothies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?"

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

It's too noisy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

For one day, when amusing herself with this whim

The carrot it snapped, and part stuck in her quim.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

Ignore her- she's having a brat moment after her 48 hour ban (again).....the forum equivalent of too much fizzy pop

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Here .. off to bed now tho.. might sleep for an hour or so I hope.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

I was thinking a hammer would be more effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

Ignore her- she's having a brat moment after her 48 hour ban (again).....the forum equivalent of too much fizzy pop

If you weren't being so mean and nasty to me... *pouty bat face*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

Oooh you got any Jager?

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

I was thinking a hammer would be more effective "

Hammer is in the downstairs,but there's a sword in this room, will that suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to adjust myself so i'll be awake to watch the champions league final, my baby nephew had open heart surgery yesterday morning so i was panicking a bit and couldnt sleep. Falling asleep infront of my mates is abd idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here .. off to bed now tho.. might sleep for an hour or so I hope.

Good evening Cinnamon

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

Oooh you got any Jager?"

I can't stand the stuff. I mainly keep whiskey, vodka, gin and wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying to adjust myself so i'll be awake to watch the champions league final, my baby nephew had open heart surgery yesterday morning so i was panicking a bit and couldnt sleep. Falling asleep infront of my mates is abd idea."

Good evening Doc

I'd be very careful of falling asleep around my mates, chances are I'd have no eyebrows when I woke up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

Oooh you got any Jager?

I can't stand the stuff. I mainly keep whiskey, vodka, gin and wine."

Do you have any Grey Goose?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

Ignore her- she's having a brat moment after her 48 hour ban (again).....the forum equivalent of too much fizzy pop

If you weren't being so mean and nasty to me... *pouty bat face*"

Pouty Bat Face? Fruit or Vampire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom."

Cos he's such a catch

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

I was thinking a hammer would be more effective

Hammer is in the downstairs,but there's a sword in this room, will that suffice? "

Maybe too drastic pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

Cos he's such a catch

Oh no you didn't

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I think it's gone from damage control to triage for my sleeping tonight... The drinks cabinet is now open!

Oooh you got any Jager?

I can't stand the stuff. I mainly keep whiskey, vodka, gin and wine.

Do you have any Grey Goose?"

I used to, ended up replacing it with Five from Penderyn Distillery, I find it's much nicer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

Ignore her- she's having a brat moment after her 48 hour ban (again).....the forum equivalent of too much fizzy pop

If you weren't being so mean and nasty to me... *pouty bat face*

Pouty Bat Face? Fruit or Vampire?

Type Pouty Bat Face into YouTube babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

Cos he's such a catch

Oh no you didn't

Oh yes. I went there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

Cos he's such a catch

Oh no you didn't

Oh yes. I went there

Ooooooooh girl you in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

Cos he's such a catch

Oh no you didn't

Oh yes. I went there

Ooooooooh girl you in trouble

Hehehehe.

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"D-day.

She loves the D

I prefer Double D day

You like having two Ds inside you babe?

Can I watch?

You'd definitely be my favourite comedian if you were remotely funny

Coming from the person who thinks fart jokes are the highest form of sophisticated wit

Is it too late to chuck you back into the ocean of Fab single men yet?

What are you

ing at?

I was shocked you would contemplate chucking him back to singledom.

Cos he's such a catch

Oh no you didn't

Oh yes. I went there

Ooooooooh girl you in trouble

It's all kicking off now on the night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am i too late to join in? i fell asleep early, but the cat settled on my chest, woke up sneezing cos his tail was accross my nose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"am i too late to join in? i fell asleep early, but the cat settled on my chest, woke up sneezing cos his tail was accross my nose!!

Hi ya

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over a year ago

"am i too late to join in? i fell asleep early, but the cat settled on my chest, woke up sneezing cos his tail was accross my nose!!

Good evening

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"am i too late to join in? i fell asleep early, but the cat settled on my chest, woke up sneezing cos his tail was accross my nose!!

Good evening

Evening,

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Waits till dans back is turned strips off and runs around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waits till dans back is turned strips off and runs around"

I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening Llewelyn!

*flicks a t towel across _oddys arse as she streaks past!*

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

I'm going to shoot off. give this sleeping hobby a go, if it's rubbish ill be back on within the hour.

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over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Night night you got teddy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to shoot off. give this sleeping hobby a go, if it's rubbish ill be back on within the hour.

nighty night!

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over a year ago

"I'm going to shoot off. give this sleeping hobby a go, if it's rubbish ill be back on within the hour.

Nighty night, we'll put a towel on your sunlounger in case you decude to come back.

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over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

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over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Spanking..phwoooaaarr.

*Pops in to insert smiley*

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over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

im damn sure there would be more than 3 if they were awake to ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

im damn sure there would be more than 3 if they were awake to ask...

My arse is gonna sting

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile pass the whips n paddles

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over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

im damn sure there would be more than 3 if they were awake to ask...

My arse is gonna sting

i dont mind taking a few slaps for you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening Daniel,

your back miss quimm! is was nawty stepped too,

hello!!!!

So I've heard! Always fun for the ladies on the nawty step

got a numb bum tho!

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

im damn sure there would be more than 3 if they were awake to ask...

My arse is gonna sting

i dont mind taking a few slaps for you....

Why thank you for your courtesy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bend over then dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bend over then dan

*Bends at waist and stares at toes*

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over a year ago

Same, I think I need a good spanning to get the feeling tingling again

Dan I think we should help the lady out...

Is there really three people on this thread who want to give me a good spanking? Reeeeeeeally.

im damn sure there would be more than 3 if they were awake to ask...

My arse is gonna sting

i dont mind taking a few slaps for you....

Why thank you for your courtesy

Im kind like that....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I'll start the queue

Sorry, this is like the ultimate bank holiday sale- i've had my tent up for weeks at the front of the queue and i've been getting my spanking hand ready.....you might have to wait a while- i'll try not to break her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start the queue

Babe, not now. Bum to to my bed now please.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I'll start the queue

Babe, not now. Bum to to my bed now please.

budge up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll start the queue

Why the queue would start after your good self Mr. Velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start the queue

Babe, not now. Bum to to my bed now please.

budge up then

Happily my darling

*lights off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops back in*

Nanight Dan & Fruity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*pops back in*

Nanight Dan & Fruity

Nighty night Harley filthy dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right. 4 games of beer pong. won 2 lost 2. locals keep giving us jager trains. I'm pretty fucked...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right. 4 games of beer pong. won 2 lost 2. locals keep giving us jager trains. I'm pretty fucked... "

Good evening Dirty

Sounds like you're on a proper session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rest and recuperation pal. you know what they say though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rest and recuperation pal. you know what they say though.

If it's work hard, party harder then yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely. I've had no rest for a good 7 weeks. blow out weekend. I can think of a few fabs u wish could join me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"absolutely. I've had no rest for a good 7 weeks. blow out weekend. I can think of a few fabs u wish could join me though "

You deserve a good blow out after 7 weeks, have a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

--- this guy is loving life haha

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Back in work.. would have come on earlier but nope... parklife weekend.. stupidly busy Grrrrrr... oh well. Wasn't too bad. Dreading tonight though. I also have a trainee on with me tonight so happy days..

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over a year ago

"Back in work.. would have come on earlier but nope... parklife weekend.. stupidly busy Grrrrrr... oh well. Wasn't too bad. Dreading tonight though. I also have a trainee on with me tonight so happy days.."

Alright Step

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

No...... lol. I'm half asleep, n for some strange reason I'd thought to be really good n healthy from now on n actually cycle to work. Got in last night almost collapsed on floor lol ok now but just realised I gotta cycle back now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*coughs*

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Here , have a strepsil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That time already.I'm here for now.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it that time already?! Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a cheeky one before bedtime, I need to unwind before zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suppose I best start the thread then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose I best start the thread then

That was my subtle hint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suppose I best start the thread then

That was my subtle hint

As subtle as a shit in a salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a cheeky one before bedtime, I need to unwind before zzzzz"

The cheeky ones are the best CL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from watching my cricket team win again. Time to celebrate. Oh ok, just a glass of white. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening Long legs

Started a new thread for tonight this was last night's if that makes sense. Knew I shouldn't of put the date on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just back from watching my cricket team win again. Time to celebrate. Oh ok, just a glass of white. Cheers.

Oooh a belated cheers!!

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