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the word "fanny"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?

Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?

Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment "

Fair comment.

What would you suggest instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the word fanny fart??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?

Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment

Fair comment.

What would you suggest instead?"

In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar."

I tell my 6 yr old daughter that those are her 'lady bits' - seems like an accurate euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about beaver, they're furry n cute, just like a vajojo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Luuuurrrrvvee tunnel

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

It's a term which doesn't seem to be very popular now.The word which really makes me cringe is "willy".I sometimes see it in the forums and think how old are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the cave of wonders or baby cannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Granny Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it depends who im with at the time..? if im with a nice sensual lady then I call it the yoni or mound of venus..if im with an old brass or fishwife then its the minge or twat or something of a similar nature..?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I'm thinking Minge trumps it for unsexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Minge trumps it for unsexy"

its same for men though too..dick or cock or bollocks don't sound real sexy for a mans private bits neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my old girlfriend called hers Quim (not sure of the spelling as we only used it in spoken form) think its old English perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like the word pussy

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My great grandma was called Fanny so it's not a word I would use for my foofi, I usually call mine a pussy if being sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My great grandma was called Fanny so it's not a word I would use for my foofi, I usually call mine a pussy if being sexual "

Another Granny Fanny

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My great grandma was called Fanny so it's not a word I would use for my foofi, I usually call mine a pussy if being sexual

Another Granny Fanny "

Yeah, you do mean my great gran don't ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My great grandma was called Fanny so it's not a word I would use for my foofi, I usually call mine a pussy if being sexual

Another Granny Fanny

Yeah, you do mean my great gran don't ya "

I don't have personal knowledge of your foof, so yeah, your Great Granny Fanny

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'm thinking Minge trumps it for unsexy

its same for men though too..dick or cock or bollocks don't sound real sexy for a mans private bits neither. "

It depends. There is a lady on here who makes "Can I suck your cock" sound like a sonnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd being sexual mine is definitely cunt

I never use that word any other time

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Well I've got a great granny fanny lol xx

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"It's a term which doesn't seem to be very popular now.The word which really makes me cringe is "willy".I sometimes see it in the forums and think how old are... "

Noooooooo!!!! I say willy because if I said the c word I would feel like I was swearing

On a separate note I have a flower day by day and a cunt when I am being sexual

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What about beaver, they're furry n cute, just like a vajojo "

do you get smooth beavers though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?"

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've got a great granny fanny lol xx "

Great granny fannys rock

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy."

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge "

you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.

I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.

She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...

I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.

I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.

She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...

I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.

- Amy. x"

That just reminds me of the first Inbetweeners Movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Kevin Bloody Wilsons "President Mitterand" in this context.

On that note, i've had an absolute **** of a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy, quim, cunt, yoni are my favourite words - depends on mood/context/company

minge, fanny or love tunnel?????ugh

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Vajayjay.

A

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge

you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!"

I'll stop at the wrist then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge

you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!

I'll stop at the wrist then "

You won't get that far sweetie...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge

you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!

I'll stop at the wrist then

You won't get that far sweetie..."

Ooooo, you tight little minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?

Why must you be so seductive and sexy.

It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge

you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!

I'll stop at the wrist then

You won't get that far sweetie...

Ooooo, you tight little minx "

Tight's the word for it babe

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?

Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment "

Hate it too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd love to hear a plastic dom promising to ruin someone's fanny

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Ya can't beat beef curtains

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.

I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.

She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...

I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.

- Amy. x

That just reminds me of the first Inbetweeners Movie "

Trust me, it wasn't far off.

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"Ya can't beat beef curtains"

Noooooooo! That's bloody awful.

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"I'd love to hear a plastic dom promising to ruin someone's fanny "

Or a plastic Dom promising anything sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the word fanny fart?? "
That's two words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?

Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment

Fair comment.

What would you suggest instead?

In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually use pussy altho cunt pops out in the heat of the moment sometimes

Fanny is a good word for joking tho, my bits are usually just cock altho our pet name is lil nez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham sandwich

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