FabSwingers.com forum: Non Sexual Talent!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who has any talents that are non sexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more talents that are non sexual than I do sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bite me toenails

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Who has any talents that are non sexual! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bite me toenails

Same, it's definitely my pulling point!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Plenty!

Take yr pic:-

* I have an MA in Ancient History from Kings

* Am fully house trained

* I'm a graphic designer

* I've taken cases to the High Court before (in the absence of a lawyer)

* I can get gay men to talk about fanny with gusto

* Interests including psychology, politics, philosophy, pharmacopoeia, war, crisis, astronomy, books, hats, cats, art, festivals, history &c &c &c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty!

Take yr pic:-

* I have an MA in Ancient History from Kings

* Am fully house trained

* I'm a graphic designer

* I've taken cases to the High Court before (in the absence of a lawyer)

* I can get gay men to talk about fanny with gusto

* Interests including psychology, politics, philosophy, pharmacopoeia, war, crisis, astronomy, books, hats, cats, art, festivals, history &c &c &c "

How are you on the history and art of the hat in a cat?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How are you on the history and art of the hat in a cat?"

Pretty good, my daughter loves 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing, I've had my voice classically trained. Apparently I'm alright at it too.

Also play the piano.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How are you on the history and art of the hat in a cat?

Pretty good, my daughter loves 'em"

Oh, and I'm *extremely* persuasive - got work to let me 'work from home' for 2&half years AND I now live in the house I grew up in as I persuaded my parents to move out :o

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can do the splits and I am very flexible which isn't bad for a chub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play 2 recorders up my nostils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can catheratise you in 27 seconds

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I can catheratise you in 27 seconds

Woohoo! that might be a winner in the talent game - love it

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Manage to cause online wars and social battles without going outside

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I paint frescos

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Yes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can high five both genuinely and ironically in the same high five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell who a jumper/sweat shirt belongs to by sniffing it. Came in handy when my girls were dancing and they all had the same uniform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can high five both genuinely and ironically in the same high five."

I could high five both those arse cheeks simultaneously

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.

I play guitar - have done for the last 20 years

I also am rather good at Producer DJ megamixes.

Also an award winning film maker.

Pretty handy at DIY - renovated my whole home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can solve a rubiks cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can solve a rubiks cube "

My brother taught me to do half of it then I got bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fluent in three languages

Not sure that's a tallent but I'm having it anyway

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I can ride a uni-cycle , I can also juggle , but I can't do them both at once , so the circus wouldn't have me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has any talents that are non sexual! "

We both have but to he honest why we would talk about them on a swinging site is anyone's guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nvq level one in food hygiene..better than nothing I suppose.?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I can high five both genuinely and ironically in the same high five.

I could high five both those arse cheeks simultaneously "

Chase me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can catheratise you in 27 seconds

I can't think how to respond to this but couldn't ignore it either!!

So much more impressive than being tri-lingual

I'm bi-lingual and can juggle. Is anyone easily impressed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a non sexual talent.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

* I read Latin

* I make my own t-shirts

* I have a talent for telling people about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randomly ramble on about any subject , with no knowledge f what the hell I am going on about lol

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Between us we can solder circuits and embroider floral decorations... and it's not the way round most people would expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got no talent in sex lol

But yes my talents are:

1. Bodybuilding.

2. Learning Spanish (will be moving there in a years time, cant wait).

3. Play golf (I am pretty good, scored few pars so far).

4. I learnt myself web design, html and javascript.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has any talents that are non sexual!

We both have but to he honest why we would talk about them on a swinging site is anyone's guess "

Friendly banter?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I can walk really fast and eat copious quantities of After Eight mints. I am tempted to put this on my cv.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I can suck my toes

I have mastered the art of falling up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a talent that is non sexual. I'm keeping it quiet though. (For security reasons obviously).

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I can play the bagpipes

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Plenty!

Take yr pic:-

* I have an MA in Ancient History from Kings

* Am fully house trained

* I'm a graphic designer

* I've taken cases to the High Court before (in the absence of a lawyer)

* I can get gay men to talk about fanny with gusto

* Interests including psychology, politics, philosophy, pharmacopoeia, war, crisis, astronomy, books, hats, cats, art, festivals, history &c &c &c "
do you actually have any free time for fkn pussy??

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

I can drink an occasional beer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Plenty!

Take yr pic:-

* I have an MA in Ancient History from Kings

* Am fully house trained

* I'm a graphic designer

* I've taken cases to the High Court before (in the absence of a lawyer)

* I can get gay men to talk about fanny with gusto

* Interests including psychology, politics, philosophy, pharmacopoeia, war, crisis, astronomy, books, hats, cats, art, festivals, history &c &c &c do you actually have any free time for fkn pussy??"

Trust me - I have far too much spare time for fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head full of useless info (very handy in pub quizzes) and play a plethora of musical instruments. If anyone has the need for a Tudor History geek, I'm all over that one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i play guitar and have a talent with most things in the kitchen should have been a chef de partie instead of a soux

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

I would say I'm good in the kitchen as well but mu culinary skills merely extend to not burning food and using the phone utensil to call for a takeout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stickk my feet behind my ears and move either thumb out of joint. I also used to be able to stick my fists under my rib cage, although that was due to a freak year when i grew 7 inches taller and my bodyweight didnt catch up.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I'm fluent in three languages

Not sure that's a tallent but I'm having it anyway

You do realise that swearing and YamYam are not official languages don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish dancing!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Im good at annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that swearing and YamYam are not official languages don't you?"

But I am applying for a job as a YamYam translator to the United nations

I also have a a few other talents that mostly keep me alive and entertained.

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By *drogansMan
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm pretty handy with a rapier (not a euphemism)

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"You do realise that swearing and YamYam are not official languages don't you?

But I am applying for a job as a YamYam translator to the United nations

Bostin' Aer Kid!

Them saft lummocks need help ter spake proppa

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

To many to list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can knit!

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