FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Feature

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Without doubt my feet are my worst feature.

Narly and horrid.

What's your worst feature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it's my personality

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It would have to be my bum, the rest is much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass, dead giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack.of self-will lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would have to be my bum, the rest is much better."

Relatively speaking, as Bob would say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly,feet,thunder thighs and face not sure what order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Belly,feet,thunder thighs and face not sure what order

nonsense all look great to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly. My hips. My arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belly. My hips. My arse.

Forgot my bingo wings

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Everything, just everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly and hair.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Feet :/

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

My feet aren't exactly pretty either.Nor is my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly could do with going

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My tummy and my inner thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy, legs and probably my feet - wide would be an understatement lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

You're weird though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

Ok but only if you give me a pedicure......... you'll need safety goggles n a face mask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything from the waist down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bingo wings. Fat belly. Fat thighs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would have to be my bum, the rest is much better."

You have a gorgeous bum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach. Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belly,feet,thunder thighs and face not sure what order

nonsense all look great to me

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Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything except my boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very demanding, apparently.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Physically, kind of the whole midriff area. Mentally, cynicism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very demanding, apparently.

N so was Cleopatra by all accounts......

But I bet she was so worth it!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Has to be my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My muffin top

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mt stomach and increasing muffin top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my body. My face is ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mt stomach and increasing muffin top

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Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

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Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My feet, by a long way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body like baywatch face like crime watch! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very demanding, apparently.

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All depends on what you are demanding

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

My tattoos which I had done at a stupid impressionable age of 16 I hate them!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Without doubt my feet are my worst feature.

Narly and horrid.

What's your worst feature?"

My feet are too. I am truly more reluctant to show a medical professional my feet than any other part of my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

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Sucking in you say !!!

My pictures are all natural, if I was going to fake it I would have got a better body double than that !!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"My tattoos which I had done at a stupid impressionable age of 16 I hate them!"

I hate mine too didn't get them till I was 50!!!! my feet also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/15 18:03:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

You're weird though

I shall take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything, lol.

So need to hit the gym as soon as i can afford it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

Ok but only if you give me a pedicure......... you'll need safety goggles n a face mask...

seriously it would be a pleasure I love messing with feet and could sit and buff people's all night

I should have been a chiropodist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face. Never felt confident about my looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy without a doubt.

Not keen on the top of my arms either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

Why hide?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

Why hide?"

Tongue in cheek, you can see quite clearly on my pics (the see through articles) that I do have a spare tyre or two....I would never post false one's, my play meets always know what I look like, at 7.7 stone I don't have too much overhang, just enough that I notice in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

Ok but only if you give me a pedicure......... you'll need safety goggles n a face mask...

seriously it would be a pleasure I love messing with feet and could sit and buff people's all night

I should have been a chiropodist

Haha that's awesome!

If you were closer I'd genuinely take you up on your kind offer

Would be like the makeover scene from dumb n dumber with bits of my nails ricocheting like bullets smashing vases n windows....hence the safety glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boring stories x fi ..

Why use one word when a thousand will do

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"A few....big dumbo lugs,couple of scars on my face,rough hands n even rougher feet....normal nail clippers just wont cut it,have to use garden shears!

Happy enough though,I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a bit rough round the edges

I see hidden beautie in feet, show me

Ok but only if you give me a pedicure......... you'll need safety goggles n a face mask...

seriously it would be a pleasure I love messing with feet and could sit and buff people's all night

I should have been a chiropodist

If you have an industrial sander you can have a go at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

Why hide?

What have you been told about mirrors.......

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

Why hide?

What have you been told about mirrors......."

That they never lie? Or is that cameras? I give up.....what do they say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

I have a pic of my blancmange belly I show men. If that doesn't put them off they are keepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My scars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/15 19:24:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twat.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a pic of my blancmange belly I show men. If that doesn't put them off they are keepers "

Oooh, I'll have to try that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/15 19:27:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose. It was affectionately described by the ex as a lump of plasticine thrown onto my face from several feet away as an after thought! Such a charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My stomach and increasing muffin top

Your muffin hasn't even got a top !!!, mine beats yours easy

I wish! Trust me it creeps up on you as you get older

Trust me, I looked at your pictures for a long time and didn't notice the muffin top once

But whose going to post 100% truthful pics lol - I'm great at sucking it in

Why hide?

What have you been told about mirrors.......

That they never lie? Or is that cameras? I give up.....what do they say?

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Well you look lovely to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/06/15 19:27:21]"

Too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My broken little finger ! i never got fixed and now won't go back in place ! It just sits there in the wrong position more or less saying " Hi ! Look at me I'm odd " .....Grrr little bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach. Yuck. Foul.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Um um um

Being overly opinionated

Being very dominant

Being unrepentant

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

My tummy - its still a bit podgy and flabby - but after 18 stone lost its not as bad as it could have been.

My boobs - they are quite wee now, and when I lean forward look awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thighs :0(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My thighs :0( "
no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My thighs :0( no way "

Haha bum then ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy - its still a bit podgy and flabby - but after 18 stone lost its not as bad as it could have been.

My boobs - they are quite wee now, and when I lean forward look awful

18 stone lost is so amazing . You've done brilliantly.

OP - my wobbly tummy, I'm always working on it , but it's the part of me I dislike most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my boobs "
bet they're just as suckable as your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my face followed by my rather small penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy - its still a bit podgy and flabby - but after 18 stone lost its not as bad as it could have been.

My boobs - they are quite wee now, and when I lean forward look awful

I still can't believe your incredible weight loss, it's staggering & you look wonderful. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my crooked face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sarcasm!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My arms. Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and with a face like that I guess you're doing pretty well haha. your freaking gorgeous!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Patience

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Patience

I have none

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Very impatient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My buddha belly

But I like my feet

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My buddha belly

But I like my feet

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no pics of your feet on your profile disappointed.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without doubt my feet are my worst feature.

Narly and horrid.

What's your worst feature?"

My tummy, I detest it.

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Looking through all the posts on this thread I would think a good 70-80% of people think their belly/stomach/abdominal area to be their worst feature.

Whilst I too used to dislike my flabby, stretch-marked belly I understand what made it so. I have grown two beautiful children and sometimes I have celebrated life by over indulgence of food and drink. I have dieted and exercised. I have covered my tum with baggy clothes. I have placed my hand and arm across myself to try to hide it.

Now I am older and know for certain I will never look like the 20 year old me with a flat stomach. I didn't appreciate my body then but I do now.

No one has shown disgust or disdain on seeing my stomach and I have learned to love it a little better. I embrace my curves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Knob, Its much to big and out of proportion to my Body, I would really like to lose 9 or 10 inches off the end coz it can gt embarrassing

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me Knob, Its much to big and out of proportion to my Body, I would really like to lose 9 or 10 inches off the end coz it can gt embarrassing

Gimp"

What a chore that must be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me Knob, Its much to big and out of proportion to my Body, I would really like to lose 9 or 10 inches off the end coz it can gt embarrassing

Gimp

What a chore that must be.

Sometimes i think why oh why was i burdened with this 5lb of pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me Knob, Its much to big and out of proportion to my Body, I would really like to lose 9 or 10 inches off the end coz it can gt embarrassing

Gimp

What a chore that must be.

Sometimes i think why oh why was i burdened with this 5lb of pork

Bless your cotton socks

Time for a little snip!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely my stubbornness - like to have my own way far to much

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By *andL-LiverpoolCouple
over a year ago

Huyton

Everything from forehead down - Mrs l x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stomach with its pouch, loose skin and stretch marks. I don't even have kids, it's just from weight gain and loss over the years

And my skin is very slow to heal so even little scratches or insect bites leave me marked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mummy tummy.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Feet, thighs getting bigger by the second too, some white patches where the sun don't shine etc etc,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish my ears were the same size, wish my man belly was made up of muscle rather than fat and sometimes i wish I'd engage my brain a little more sensibly!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have sticky out ears, a jelly belly and my nose is fecked from a ball to the face (netball). I am not sure I would could call them my 'worst' features though. They are just features. I quite like them.

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