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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any police officer or anyone who knows really could you help me out ? If yes pm me please I'll explain to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would help.if you wasn't hidden on profile, can't help through mesaage

What Exactly is the problem?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just texted you with my questions

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In answer to your question, yes, a flying carpet still has to obey the speed limit. I fell foul of this myself once, when I was caught doing 32mph on my Persian rug. Luckily they waived the fine and points as I was delivering Turkish Delight to a lady in need at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you share publicly?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Why can't you share publicly? "

It involves a mop and bucket

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Why can't you share publicly? "

The lady was in need of Turkish Delight and if I had given some to all the members of the public I passed on said magic carpet, it would have been much diminished in volume by the time I arrived at her palace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have replied to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have replied to you"
.

Officer dribble, I've got a question about my police record... Can you.... you know... In the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/15 12:56:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have replied to you.

Officer dribble, I've got a question about my police record... Can you.... you know... In the bin "

It will obviously cost you a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In answer to your question, yes, a flying carpet still has to obey the speed limit. I fell foul of this myself once, when I was caught doing 32mph on my Persian rug. Luckily they waived the fine and points as I was delivering Turkish Delight to a lady in need at the time. "

Technically you wouldn't get a speeding fine for this as it has no engine... And is propelled by Magic!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"In answer to your question, yes, a flying carpet still has to obey the speed limit. I fell foul of this myself once, when I was caught doing 32mph on my Persian rug. Luckily they waived the fine and points as I was delivering Turkish Delight to a lady in need at the time.

Technically you wouldn't get a speeding fine for this as it has no engine... And is propelled by Magic!!!"

Damn! Where were you on the night of the 32nd when I needed this info? I've been done up like a kipper by that rozzer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have replied to you.

Officer dribble, I've got a question about my police record... Can you.... you know... In the bin

It will obviously cost you a blow job "
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As tempting as that is... Can I transfer the blow job to the wife... It's what I've been doing with my speeding fines for years

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Any police officer or anyone who knows really could you help me out ? If yes pm me please I'll explain to you "

Dis-moi, dis-moi, j'veux savoir maintenant

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Have replied to you.

Officer dribble, I've got a question about my police record... Can you.... you know... In the bin

It will obviously cost you a blow job .

As tempting as that is... Can I transfer the blow job to the wife... It's what I've been doing with my speeding fines for years"

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

ive got a friend in fifa can "help" you out for £400?

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By *ukkakecoupleukCouple
over a year ago

horsham


"In answer to your question, yes, a flying carpet still has to obey the speed limit. I fell foul of this myself once, when I was caught doing 32mph on my Persian rug. Luckily they waived the fine and points as I was delivering Turkish Delight to a lady in need at the time. "
hahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Why can't you share publicly? "

Shhhh

(I suspect it's: "I've been caught speeding, and want to know how to get off on a technicality, but saw what happened to the last bloke that posted about speeding on the forum, so please can I do it discreetly")

Mr ddc

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

maybe its because there still chasing him and he doesnt want to use his phone

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Im considering filing a missing persons add

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"maybe its because there still chasing him and he doesnt want to use his phone "

I can't be the only one picturing a scene out of the Dukes of Hazzard? Yee Haa!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"maybe its because there still chasing him and he doesnt want to use his phone

I can't be the only one picturing a scene out of the Dukes of Hazzard? Yee Haa! "

But presumably with the bizarre addition of the fact that, rather than use his mobile, he has his desktop computer on the passenger seat, and is desperately hoping for an answer before his extension lead and adsl cable runs out

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ps you do realise that the next avatar competition will require you to be Daisy Duke now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In answer to your question, yes, a flying carpet still has to obey the speed limit. I fell foul of this myself once, when I was caught doing 32mph on my Persian rug. Luckily they waived the fine and points as I was delivering Turkish Delight to a lady in need at the time.

Technically you wouldn't get a speeding fine for this as it has no engine... And is propelled by Magic!!!"

Not strictly true?

Surely Bicyclists are liable for exceeding the speed limits and could be prosecuted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bicycles cannot be done for speeding.

There is no requirement for them to be fitted with speedos, and therefore cannot be prosecuted for that offense as they have no way of knowing what speed they are doing.

However, there will be ways around this - reckless endangerment, due care and attention etc, some other shite they will drag up if deemed to be causing danger to themselves or others.

You can however be charged for drink driving on a cycle.

Whether or not you have a licence, points and fines will still stand, and i think - though not entirely sure - that you can be banned from cycling for the same offense.

(although not banned from cycling if caught drinkdriving in a car ?)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Ps you do realise that the next avatar competition will require you to be Daisy Duke now "

I've not got the legs

My flying carpet doesn't have a speedo fitted, only a hunk in trunks who makes tea. Would that count?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ps you do realise that the next avatar competition will require you to be Daisy Duke now

I've not got the legs

"

Technically I didn't have the hair for either Roger Moore, or Richard Gere. I only got away with Patrick Swayze and Woody Harrelson thanks to my comedy Scouser wig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bicycles cannot be done for speeding.

There is no requirement for them to be fitted with speedos, and therefore cannot be prosecuted for that offense as they have no way of knowing what speed they are doing.

However, there will be ways around this - reckless endangerment, due care and attention etc, some other shite they will drag up if deemed to be causing danger to themselves or others.

You can however be charged for drink driving on a cycle.

Whether or not you have a licence, points and fines will still stand, and i think - though not entirely sure - that you can be banned from cycling for the same offense.

(although not banned from cycling if caught drinkdriving in a car ?)"

You cannot get points on your licence or a ban for an offence committed on a bicycle. Nor can you be banned from riding a bike

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Bicycles cannot be done for speeding.

There is no requirement for them to be fitted with speedos, and therefore cannot be prosecuted for that offense as they have no way of knowing what speed they are doing.

However, there will be ways around this - reckless endangerment, due care and attention etc, some other shite they will drag up if deemed to be causing danger to themselves or others.

"

Nothing to do with having a speedometer, the reason a cyclist cannot be charged with sppeding is because cycles are not mechanicaly propelled vehicles, they are organically propelled.

Cyclists can and have been fined of cycling furiously (and that at sppeds less than 30mph. One was fined £120 in 1997 for cycling furiously he was cycling at 25 mph in a 30 mph limit

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Don't fuck about.

Get a Barrister, mine got me off, and claimed my £800 costs back.

Result.

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