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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can anybody tell me how to neatly fold a fitted sheet successfully??

So far my process has been:

1. Take hold of 2 corners

2. Attempt to fold sheet in half

3. After numerous hours of trying, crumple the sheet in a ball and throw it on the floor

4. Curl up in a corner and cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed"

Are you some sort of wizard sire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed"

Thanks for this, the evil fitted sheet has foxed me for years, payback time. (thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're thinking about it... you can even do it while its still hanging on the line

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Fold until approx 6ins wide then roll and pop into a see through plastic bag.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can anybody tell me how to neatly fold a fitted sheet successfully??

So far my process has been:

1. Take hold of 2 corners

2. Attempt to fold sheet in half

3. After numerous hours of trying, crumple the sheet in a ball and throw it on the floor

4. Curl up in a corner and cry!"

Haha, nooo, buy one sheet - wash, dry, put straight back on bed! Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anybody tell me how to neatly fold a fitted sheet successfully??

So far my process has been:

1. Take hold of 2 corners

2. Attempt to fold sheet in half

3. After numerous hours of trying, crumple the sheet in a ball and throw it on the floor

4. Curl up in a corner and cry!

Haha, nooo, buy one sheet - wash, dry, put straight back on bed! Sorted! "

Logic! It's an amazing thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed

Are you some sort of wizard sire? "

This is my method too

I fold dozens of sheets like this a week in work it's second nature and I'm always teaching people how to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Fold? "

see how do you catch the ghey thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said Fab is about trying to meet people and have sex with them. We are here for the household tips!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can anybody tell me how to neatly fold a fitted sheet successfully??

So far my process has been:

1. Take hold of 2 corners

2. Attempt to fold sheet in half

3. After numerous hours of trying, crumple the sheet in a ball and throw it on the floor

4. Curl up in a corner and cry!

Haha, nooo, buy one sheet - wash, dry, put straight back on bed! Sorted!

Logic! It's an amazing thing lol "

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short "

My thoughts entirely. Roughly fold into an untidy mess and bung in the airing cupboard - the damn things stretch when you put them on the bed! Life's too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed"

Oh my good god, do you do lectures at the local WI? - actually, don't answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short "
You get my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed

Oh my good god, do you do lectures at the local WI? - actually, don't answer that "

After the last time they let me in a room full of women....

Still at least the spokeswoman can sit down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short You get my vote "

Same here I don't really give a shit if they're creased, they'll end up rumpled anyway

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Easy - turn one sides corner inside out

Fold sheet in half

corners fit inside each other

fold again other way and repeat

finish folding to desired size to fit in drawer/airing cupboard/under bed"

Woohoo I love this man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me your not doing this after you've ironed them OP?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short

My thoughts entirely. Roughly fold into an untidy mess and bung in the airing cupboard - the damn things stretch when you put them on the bed! Life's too short."

Ditto, works for me. I don't iron bedding either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a valance sheet

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I have 2 ways to do it

leave on line and fold it smaller using the washing line

once you pull it off then you can fold it in 2 or 4 times in on itself

the other ways is to fold it over the stairs banister

same with fitting the duvet into it always over the banister

as king size covers can be a pain in the arse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In my experience, fitted sheets are anything but. They're either too small and they ping off at the corner, or they're too big and it feels like you're sleeping on corrugated cardboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please tell me your not doing this after you've ironed them OP? "

Ironed? I'm not familiar with this word, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a valance sheet "

A what now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a valance sheet

A what now?? "

A fitted sheet with a frill

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I just throw them in the cupboard and hope for the best. Life's too short "

Snap but I do give them an iron before I put them on the bed. I feel it keeps them fresher that bit longer.

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