FabSwingers.com forum: I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To those I have met, its been a pleasure.

For those I never got to meet, what a terrible shame.

For those who have given me a laugh, thank you.

I have woken up with manflu and feel that I wont make it through the day... Just in case I dont survive this debilitating illness, I wanted to say my goodbyes.

Sniffly Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R.I.P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To those I have met, its been a pleasure.

For those I never got to meet, what a terrible shame.

For those who have given me a laugh, thank you.

I have woken up with manflu and feel that I wont make it through the day... Just in case I dont survive this debilitating illness, I wanted to say my goodbyes.

Sniffly Ben

Or just dose up

I'm sure death isn't the only way forward lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy, you have NO idea, manflu can be fatal, its a debilitating affliction that very few men survive.

How, as a woman, can you possibly feel our pain and suffering!?

My heart goes out to my brother in arms, I wish you luck and only hope you make it out alive.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Or you could just stop being a wus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy, you have NO idea, manflu can be fatal, its a debilitating affliction that very few men survive.

How, as a woman, can you possibly feel our pain and suffering!?

My heart goes out to my brother in arms, I wish you luck and only hope you make it out alive.

Two words.....Child Birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up buttercup!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man down! Man down! x x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Curvy, you have NO idea, manflu can be fatal, its a debilitating affliction that very few men survive.

How, as a woman, can you possibly feel our pain and suffering!?

My heart goes out to my brother in arms, I wish you luck and only hope you make it out alive.

Two words.....Child Birth"

Childbirth's a piece of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone get a priest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy, you have NO idea, manflu can be fatal, its a debilitating affliction that very few men survive.

How, as a woman, can you possibly feel our pain and suffering!?

My heart goes out to my brother in arms, I wish you luck and only hope you make it out alive.

Two words.....Child Birth

Childbirth's a piece of piss

Those be fighting words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww sleep well GentlemanBen. I'm sort of pleased we never got to meet, I'd hate a dose of manflu

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Would you like a tissue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu - in ladies terms is called "the sniffles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless your soul, a fighter till the end.

Dont give up my brother

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A BJ may cure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your stamp collection?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Been nice knowing you. Hope you make it if not my thoughts are with your family x

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"A BJ may cure it

Lol

Child Birth to a man = 8 pints and a hot curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo you're too young damn it, I won't lose another one, we need to focus here and.....ooooooh bacon brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How, as a woman, can you possibly feel our pain and suffering"

Bird Flu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need to be quarantined for some time ..... With four nurses at least!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

If you have a season ticket for The Bridge can I please have it ?

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By *ocksalt69Man
over a year ago

cardiff

One man down,many men still up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just dose up

I'm sure death isn't the only way forward lol"

Some people just don't understand!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sweat it out.

In the hot tub!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Would you like a tissue? "

Apparently science has found that masturbating prevents man flu...

Which is a good job cos I've run out of tissues..

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can you put me in the will, quick like

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ffs, you will be giving us shirt lifters a bad name.

Man up

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Pass the service revolver over... It's the only decent thing to do for the poor wretch now

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

oh dear hugs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can you leave me your cock in your will please? It owes me one.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sad times bro. Fingers crossed you pull through.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Think yourself lucky your not that woman in aus giving birth to a 40ib baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your in my thoughts ben.i just hope things get better.good luck to you buddy and don't let the bastards grind you down

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Normally, I'd say 'Man up, wimpo!' but you're done for. Can I have your hot tub please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally, I'd say 'Man up, wimpo!' but you're done for. Can I have your hot tub please? "

Actually you can. Its on Ebay at the moment... just get a bid in.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bugger, I have just cleared my diary to make some free time

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"Or you could just stop being a wus

Couldn't have put it better myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol come back in few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you could just stop being a wus

Yes this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bugger, I have just cleared my diary to make some free time

You sitting on my face may cure me. Do you come as a NHS prescription?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I wipe ur fevered brow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we send Tina out to Wickes for some Blue Circle to sprinkle on your Chicken Soup?

Harden you up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made it then

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"You made it then

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