FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines you have had???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So whats the worst chat up lines you have all had then?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

doesnt exactly get you in the mood does it lol

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

To be fair that's what we're here for but with that little effort I'll stay home with the wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My baby sleeps the whole night through seriously he won't wake"

The fact you would invite a stranger into your house with kids as a sexual liason could not be a bigger turn off...and disturbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""My baby sleeps the whole night through seriously he won't wake"

The fact you would invite a stranger into your house with kids as a sexual liason could not be a bigger turn off...and disturbing"

Yes that's very creepy! Like just ew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...

"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"

On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.

This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.

A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...

"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"

"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"

Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.

Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.

have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...

"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"

On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.

This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.

A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...

"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"

"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"

Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.

Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.

have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x

PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT and i am not a man hore looking for 30 dates ... MEN CANNOT MULTITASK AND THIS NEARLY KILLED ME. Do not try this at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...

"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"

On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.

This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.

A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...

"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"

"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"

Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.

Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.

have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x

PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT and i am not a man hore looking for 30 dates ... MEN CANNOT MULTITASK AND THIS NEARLY KILLED ME. Do not try this at home!

Hahaha that's hilarious bet some had the guest list wrote out and everything

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:

"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?

- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.

Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.

*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?

- No thank you.

Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.

Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.

- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.

*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.

What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?

- Fuck off.

She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".

Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:

"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?

- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.

Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.

*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?

- No thank you.

Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.

Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.

- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.

*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.

What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?

- Fuck off.

She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".

Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.

- Amy. x"

Jesus! That's mad! As much as we love hate mail that really speaks volumes of the chauvinist mind-set.

I bet he still wonders why he's single! Tosser!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:

"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?

- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.

Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.

*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?

- No thank you.

Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.

Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.

- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.

*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.

What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?

- Fuck off.

She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".

Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.

- Amy. x

Jesus! That's mad! As much as we love hate mail that really speaks volumes of the chauvinist mind-set.

I bet he still wonders why he's single! Tosser!"

He clearly had problems.

Poor Sod. x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A bloke once told my dad he was a lucky man thinking i was his wife,he then asked me out on a date.Both he and my dad were on a hospital ward at this point,politely refused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that on your tongue?

I stuck tongue out and he stuck his tongue in!

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