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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so was talking to a girl on a similar site, all going well until she told me she was using a mars bar to masturbate with and eating the remains while she was typing to me. so got me thinking what is the strangest thing you girls or even guys have put up yourselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did that once with a snickers..dont know where the peanuts went

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did that once with a snickers..dont know where the peanuts went

Her"
wudnt mind having a look just to make sure no nuts still in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did that once with a snickers..dont know where the peanuts went

Her"

sounds very messy lol did it melt?

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By *rofessional mMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Had a gf once who allowed all sorts. Mars bars cucumber, toilet brush, electric toothbrush and loads more. A very good lady to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if it was a deep fried in battered mars bar you get in scottish chippies !!

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By *rofessional mMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, where's OP?

Anyway, the mars is used nobody ate and i forgot about it and it went mouldy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think op went to Mars to see if there was batter on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol vacuum, just out of curiosity if it would actually do the job,, sad to say all it done was make my foreskin flap about, very amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think op went to Mars to see if there was batter on it "

Or maybe in A&E from a masturbating incident.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"so was talking to a girl on a similar site, all going well until she told me she was using a mars bar to masturbate with and eating the remains while she was typing to me. so got me thinking what is the strangest thing you girls or even guys have put up yourselves? "

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you must have lots of foreskin...

Maybe a marsbar cant fit in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol vacuum, just out of curiosity if it would actually do the job,, sad to say all it done was make my foreskin flap about, very amusing "

I'm googling vacuum foreskin comedy, someone must have videod similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you cant see it, if its in the vacum nozzle

DUH !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I hoped for sooo much more from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And hear it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats because of all the flapping !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Affection bitch what did you find on google !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Jim? I.am sure he has something to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous have you nozzled your cock with a vacum...

Very interested in hearing the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affection bitch what did you find on google !? "

Nothing kinky.

But there is a device for guys who've been circumsized, and it's a vacuum device. So when i googled foreskin vacuum this device is turning up.

meh, i wanted some fun.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"But you cant see it, if its in the vacum nozzle

DUH ! "

Dyson probably do a see thru nozzle, that Dyson fella is a smart cookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah balls I was hopeing you would get a story about a guy going to a+e with his cock stuck in henry the hoover.!

Meh

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ah balls I was hopeing you would get a story about a guy going to a+e with his cock stuck in henry the hoover.!

Meh "

There is a female version of Henry in the obligatory female pink, think she's called Betty. Her nozzle is tight and self lubricating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabulous have you nozzled your cock with a vacum...

Very interested in hearing the results "

Yes and I bloody lost it.... if found please bring him back... it is approximately one inch and a half minus one inch snd it is quite cute and beardedd

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh does betty suck like henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks in hoovers is bringing up better results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehehe

http://isitnormal.com/story/hoover-1911/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh please.tell affectionate...

This cock be a little giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant this could be a little giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant this could be a little giggle "

See what happens when youn think about cock too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know for fook sake !!

I start typing it everywhere lol

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