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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, i'll be the one to post the very predictable....

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog, went to mow a meadow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Responsibilities

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Trusty sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quest for the holy grail.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book...."

I worry about you sometimes.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...unending quest to get laid

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Responsibilities "

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OK, i'll be the one to post the very predictable....

Cock!"

Someone had to.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dog, went to mow a meadow..."

Spot!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Trusty sky remote"

That no one else is allowed to touch.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Quest for the holy grail. "

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the pen is mightier than the pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book....

I worry about you sometimes.

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What?......

Sometimes you just need to sit and think....

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Other times you need to shit and stink

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"...unending quest to get laid"

Even whilst getting laid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

"

T'is but a flesh wound!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"the pen is mightier than the pork sword"

With crackling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

"

But only one man will take the credit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the pen is mightier than the pork sword

With crackling?

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nah..just stuffing

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...harem

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book...."

That's novel

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alter ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alter ego "

ego that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tin of tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tin of tuna. "

And Lickety worries about me

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sperm count?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Feather duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tangtastics

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...inflated sense of self-worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tin of tuna.

And Lickety worries about me "

Um okay?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"tin of tuna. "

Tun of Tina

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Personally inscribed dog collar

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Clog ..

looking puzzled and hopping about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tin of tuna.

Tun of Tina "

Refilled the Tequila one again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large purple octopus kite plus pooch :-

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Female fuck buddy seek bi fem for MFF.

Oh wait, she isn't free that day, but I could always meet you alone??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

But only one man will take the credit. "

As usual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stomach. Why are men always hungry?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...death wish

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Stomach. Why are men always hungry?"

its the constant checking of ones goolies..

uses up energy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribos

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Van der Graaff Generator

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Haribos "

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"...death wish"

There's a bit of a theme developing here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you? "

I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Stomach. Why are men always hungry?"

It's the pulled pork.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you? I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours? "

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tools.

Although oddly, I must have about 15 hammers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blisters

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you? I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

"

lol there are non. I just have it on weekends you know

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"tools.

Although oddly, I must have about 15 hammers ! "

There's a man singing about needing one. He'd hammer in the morning.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hand...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hand... "

They can be handy.

I read the title and saw who posted and that works too...

One man and his _ittle pocket perve.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hand...

They can be handy.

I read the title and saw who posted and that works too...

One man and his _ittle pocket perve. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleshlight

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you? I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

"

Any fule kno that the gym rat eats haribos post workout to spike his blood sugar for the anabolic effect, and ergo "dem gainz"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Campervan ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alter ego

ego that way"

Ego this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heterosexuality.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alter ego

ego that way

Ego this way"

Now I really have got a split personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about him constantly, chaps got snags!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Swedish penis enlarger vacuum pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quest for sensual fulfilment

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Quest for sensual fulfilment "

... and his bottom.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Quest for sensual fulfilment

... and his bottom. "

and his similar name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?

"

Disorder of the gonads.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...Large Hardon Collider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Large Hardon Collider"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And his alter ego, John Thomas

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...Large Hardon Collider

I see what you did there"

Quite - I can't claim originality - saw it on BBC rolling news when they restarted it earlier in the year. Spat my tea out laughing.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!"

Step away from the man drawer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and his addiction to bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wife went dogging in a medow......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!"

Snottery!! n. Tangled wires of an indeterminate nature!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!

Step away from the man drawer!"

No I plan on stealing all your batteries and take out menus

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

And his filandering ways

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