FabSwingers.com forum: Best advise you've ever received?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best advice you've ever received? Mines probably "easiest way to do something, is to get someone else to do it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay humble.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Promises are a comfort to a fool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy a book if you can go to a library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PPPPPP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice given by my dad years ago:

"Son, you know you've found the right one when she can fart in bed and not feel embarrassed..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a hippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't get married

sadly I ignored said advice

we learn by our mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Ask for it!

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Dont marry him that was my dad advice still didnt listen

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Life isn't always fair

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

From my father

"Never trust a person who doesn't drink"

"Never rely on the advice of others"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never volunteer for anything

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

To make sure my cock doesn't rub on my knee too much

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Never eat the food of a skinny chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck!...

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

Mines was:

they might be bigger stronger but remember you can be faster

One I use when I'm looking for a new job

I'll showel shit but there has to be shit to showel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never feel down throw hard times cuz we have to go throw bad times to truly be happy when times are good .......... And the second one that I live for is always be there for someone when there down cuz if ur there for them at there worst they know I'll be there for there best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't get married

sadly I ignored said advice

we learn by our mistakes

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad "Son you're burning the candle at both ends and they're gonna meet in the middle and you'll end up burnt!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advice given by my dad years ago:

"Son, you know you've found the right one when she can fart in bed and not feel embarrassed..."

That's exactly what my mum said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice from my granny

learn to love yourself first before you can truely be in love with another.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Always fight fire with fire.

It has served me well but it explains why he was sacked from the London Fire Brigade.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt all your life. Sadly I ignored it and it may now be too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't shit where you eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out where the huskies go........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont lick the Light Socket

Gimp

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Don't whistle with a mouth full of custard.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Don't get into debt

Never borrow off friends

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Believe half of what you see and something and nothing of what you hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't whistle with a mouth full of custard. "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoy the little things" zombie land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat others how you would want to be treated

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

Notts

If making money was easy, everyone would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't be good, be careful.

If you can't be careful, remember the date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you condone can also condemn you choose your morals and principles well ( off me dad god rest him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should consider PPI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best advice you've ever received? Mines probably "easiest way to do something, is to get someone else to do it"

'Don't listen to advice'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn...

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Life's a bitch, then you'll marry one, then you'll die

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Worrying is only paying the debt before it's due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran told me ..

Always leave a man wanting more. I try very hard to stick to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first brought a girl home to stay the night my dad pulled me to one side and I thought 'here we go, he's gonna go on about the pill and condoms'.

Nope, he told me to put a pillow behind the headboard so it didn't bang against the wall...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go fuck yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cash from chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worrying is only paying the debt before it's due "

My life motto.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

From my little old lady friend:-

"Men are simple: feed 'em and fuck 'em"

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Don't fuck with me!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

The best things in life cannot be bought...........

you can give, recieve and share love but it cannot be purchased

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My mum always said never trust a man in white shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple but sound advice from when i was training as an engineer is- "if its not going right your doing it wrong" always served me well

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you - but do it first!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck bitches, get money

Big words from B.I.G

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Stick together, pay the soldiers, bugger the rest"

Emperor Septimius Severus' dying words to his sons. One stabbed the other within 18mths...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

More words of wisdom from my little old lady friend.

She has a poster on her wall with the Buddha in the classic pose with the words:

"Buddah says try not to be a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a note that my Mum wrote me many years ago, that I have in a tiny frame in my lounge. It simply says "just be yourself, love Mum." I don't try to be someone I am not, so it's always served me well.

There is a poem I love as well by Thich Nhat Hanh. Too long to write here unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make the mistake of thinking your enemies enemy is your friend.

Treat others as you wish to be treated.

Actions speak louder than words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a dick"

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Never leave a man horny or hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never gargle

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its got tits, wheels or propellers.... its gonna give you shit (apparently)

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By *ztec101Man
over a year ago

durham

Don't wipe u arse with a broken bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower your expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never make eye contact when you're eating a banana.

Oh and the old classic, if you're losing an argument just start correcting their grammar instead.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, never trust someone in a wheelchair with dirty shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever, ever masturbate with sandpaper

Wise words from an Australian rock singer in the London marquee cira 91. Never thought to try it since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow... having said that surely eating snow at all isn't the best idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever let yourself be dependent on a man and don't fuck about too much with your eyebrows.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Never a borrower or lender be.

Promises are comfort to a fool.

Don't hitch your wagon to someone about unequally yoked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont bite the hand that feeds you.

Dont take kindness for weakness

Stand for something or fall for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you cannot dazzle them with brilliance..then baffle them with bullshit..its worked wonders for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never expect anything then anything that happens is a bonus

My dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy French!

It's served me well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never kiss/shag your friends boyfriends

Girl Code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad's advise -

"If you don't have nothing nice to say, fuck off and be a twat somewhere else"

Best ever advise!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Treat others how you would want to be treated"

This

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You never know what is possible until you attempt the impossible and succeed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dammed if you do and dammed if you dont

Bart simpson.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

When I was at uni my tutor always said that as long as it's legal and moral you will be okay.

I develop and deliver quite a lot of events as part of my work and I use this and the added adage of 'chain saw juggling for babies' as a kind of legal/ moral threshold.

It makes sense to me haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure twice cut once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum always said learn how to cook you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding on to anger is like drinking poison yourself and hoping the other person will die

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick yourself up dust yourself off and move the fuck on". Got that when I was 15 lived by it since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow, and I never have its an amazing piece of advice

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes.

That way you are a mile away, and have their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

The quickest to judge, are always those with the worst judging skills.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Measure twice cut once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best things in life cannot be bought...........

you can give, recieve and share love but it cannot be purchased"

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Save a little,even.if its only a few pounds a week.

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