FabSwingers.com forum: How do you catch it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.

Will he be ok?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.

Will he be ok?"

No. He should go and get the antidote immediately.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.

Will he be ok?"

It's only ghey if you gargle.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

If he spits it out and necks a pint of lager, that usually stops the ghey-ness from taking hold.

Having a fight with a random stranger also works.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions."

And candles!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Put him in a footie supporters shirt immediately and put a can of Stella in his hand

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

And candles! "

And pot pouri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

And candles! "

And pebbles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man sucking cock bareback deserves all the ghey they get!

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Oh dear, that was so close

sit him down in front of the TV, make him watch football all day whilst drinking beer from a can, He should be ok after that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions

If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any man sucking cock bareback deserves all the ghey they get!"

He was wearing a t-shirt.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Any man sucking cock bareback deserves all the ghey they get!

He was wearing a t-shirt.

Phew...it wasn't pink was it?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...

my stride moved to more of a mince...

my pace quickened and I broke into song...

'I want to break free............'

and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions

If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman?

No , just a big girls blouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

And candles!

And pebbles!!!"

And Barbara Streisand cd's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to go punch a dwarf.

That's a sure fire cure for it.

But the dwarf must have a beard or it will have the reverse effect and make him even ghayererer.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...

my stride moved to more of a mince...

my pace quickened and I broke into song...

'I want to break free............'

and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back......."

This brought a tear to my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any man sucking cock bareback deserves all the ghey they get!

He was wearing a t-shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

And candles!

And pebbles!!!

And Barbara Streisand cd's."

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...

my stride moved to more of a mince...

my pace quickened and I broke into song...

'I want to break free............'

and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back......."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As I always say, 'it's only gay if you push back whilst being fucked.'

Sure he'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he was sucking a cock....then he has already caught it.....?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"If he was sucking a cock....then he has already caught it.....?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he was sucking a cock....then he has already caught it.....?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He was probably practicing swallowing an extra large Gregg's sausage roll, and is short sighted - should be fine. Just check he keeps the toilet seat up at all times. If you lower it, and he pisses on it, he's free, especially if splashed on the loo roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Best laugh I've had for days..brilliant

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Any man sucking cock bareback deserves all the ghey they get!"

Says the man from Cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made my day

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety need to intervene immediately. Far too many guys are accidentally falling mouth first onto hard cocks. I recommend shoe grips and mouth guards or we will be knee deep in the ghey I tell you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you have a spare ticket to see John Barrowman in concert. Gauge his reaction. ......nothing?! Go for the ultimate test:' personally ive always thought musical theatre over rated' Then celebrate by going to see a Cher concert together

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

A man asked me if I wanted some of his 'holy' fluid... I was pinned to a cross and my friends were told... 'They would denounce me before the cock crowed 3 times... '

3 times in one night... Jesus Christ I was good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lets not panic here, What you should do is keep him away from reality Tv and Talent shows, Maybe Monitor His Feacesbook activity in case He starts posting pictures of the meal he cooked

And for God sake dont buy him any Drink that has Ice in it or the whole world will Know

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he accidentally fall on the cock with his mouth open? If he didn't actually mean for the cock to be in his mouth he's fine,but tell him Ru Paul has a new television show coming out. If he runs around the room flapping his hands and screeching like a girly there's no hope for him.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.

Will he be ok?"

He's safe. You said he "nearly swallowed". We all know one swallow does not a ghey make but it's close.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

How many swallows does it have to be? I've never been that close to a boys cucumber (or gherkin) but it'd be handy to know how many close calls I can have before I catch ghey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i may be in trouble looking round my lounge as things come up to avoid ticked off so far candles, cushions, pot purie, pink shirt on, quice (or however you spell it) in the oven only thing pretty much not ticked was the cock in mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions

If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman?

Only if he builds a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahah this has woken me up - got my forum grin on my face now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I recommend he wears a full face motorbike helmet for a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Or listen to earth wind and fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him if he has a favourite chat show host.

If he says Al Murray he should be ok.

If he says Graham Norton......

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Or listen to earth wind and fire

I think you're confusing getting the ghey with 'gittin yo funk on!'

Now, where did I put my flares and sunglasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Absolutely disgusting...

I like quiche

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Put him in a closet and see if he stays there or comes ou

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yes. He's lost.

At least you can take him handbag and shoe shopping with you now. Gay people are well known for their fashion sense.

You can also cancel the rugby on Sky Sports now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Absolutely disgusting...

I like quiche

New Fab buttons...

Bi-curious

Likes quiche

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I'm still waiting for the answer to my question.

If the statement was "one swallow does not a ghey make" and the question was "how many swallows does it take then", I still need to know how many times I can swallow without catching ghey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure you can catch the ghey by putting a cock in your mouth.

Are you all sure it's orally transmitted?

If it's true you can catch something by what you put in your mouth, I am now a coronation chicken and lettuce sandwich......

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.

Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?

At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.

Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity?

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By *buxMan
over a year ago

chester le street

Sorry but what's ghey

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Sorry but what's ghey"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.

Will he be ok?

No. He should go and get the antidote immediately."

Is the antidote delivered orally or is it just a little pick?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Sorry but what's ghey

Lol"

Ghey = gay

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Sorry but what's ghey

Lol

Ghey = gay"

Ghey is only gay on the internet.

So you can still be straight IRL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Quite partial to gay men... right up to the point they fall in love with me

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

1 slice of burt and ernie cake I had on a recent trip to ireland. all it took. be careful folks. anyways off for a spray tan and manicure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.

And candles!

And pebbles!!!

And Barbara Streisand cd's."

What's wrong with Barbara?? And pebbles?? I love painting them in all different nail varnish colors while listening to her.

It's fabulous

Candles yeah I agree.. fire hazard!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Absolutely disgusting...

I like quiche

You think thats bad? I cooked a quiche yesterday, and quite like The Sound of Music, Barbara Streisand, Graham Norton and Queen.

I might have to go and re-do that blesséd Kinsey test now.

OMG I say things like 'blesséd' too!

and 'OMG'

{hangs head and goes to change profile..}

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Will he be ok?

No. He should go and get the antidote immediately."

Is that the one that is injected into your rear, while the doctor says "bend over and drop your trousers, you'll just feel a little prick"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.

Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?

At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.

Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity?"

I once wore a nurse's outfit. I can confirm that men are ok to suck 5 different cocks without catching the ghey. No swallowing. No more than 2 cocks in the mouth at once.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Loiter in the shower at the gym.... You either be arrested or you will meet gay face on...... Round your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he partial to the icing on the cake?

This may give a clue.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.

Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?

At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.

Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity?

I once wore a nurse's outfit. I can confirm that men are ok to suck 5 different cocks without catching the ghey. No swallowing. No more than 2 cocks in the mouth at once.

Thanks for taking the time to confirm that. I've never tried it but I'll be sure to give it a go now.

Is there a limit to how many can suck mine?

Are "roll necks" the same as "polo necks" or do the numbers change?

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Punter just asked me if I would play some Donna summer or Judy garland whilst I performed fellatio on him..should I be concerned??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

When ordering flowers in the florists .... If he picks more than two types to maximise the tonal blends... Yup, he takes it up the man cave

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Actually, if he goes to a florists

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Actually, if he goes to a florists

I would totally go to the florists for you View. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!!¡

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Actually, if he goes to a florists

I would totally go to the florists for you View. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!!¡

I know Funky, I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Punter just asked me if I would play some Donna summer or Judy garland whilst I performed fellatio on him..should I be concerned??"

Punter.... bet he got teased at school with a name like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche

Or listen to earth wind and fire

I think you're confusing getting the ghey with 'gittin yo funk on!'

Now, where did I put my flares and sunglasses?

Yes, good point

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