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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love opening the fortune cookies whenever I get Chinese. Thought we could invent some Fab related ones.

Confucius say - sometimes two cocks are better than one.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I love opening the fortune cookies whenever I get Chinese. Thought we could invent some Fab related ones.

Confucius say - sometimes two cocks are better than one. "

Sometimes? Mrs Smoothie say 2 cocks are always better than 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next post you open be the best shag of your life .

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Your inbox will be as empty as your hollow, pointless life"

This may be an example of why I got sacked writing jokes for Christmas crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi single ladies Pussy is like angels... They cant be made you have to find them and each one is unique.....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Your inbox will be as empty as your hollow, pointless life"

This may be an example of why I got sacked writing jokes for Christmas crackers "

Haha made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Your inbox will be as empty as your hollow, pointless life"

This may be an example of why I got sacked writing jokes for Christmas crackers "

Is that the same as "you've only got cock pics and your profile is crap"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love opening the fortune cookies whenever I get Chinese. Thought we could invent some Fab related ones.

Confucius say - sometimes two cocks are better than one.

Sometimes? Mrs Smoothie say 2 cocks are always better than 1 "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The last one I opened merely told me that my FORUM INSURANCE premium was overdue

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