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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was listening to the radio this morning about David Beckham atempting to tell Brooklyn about the 'birds and the bees' (he could not go through with it kept going red in the face so got Victoria to do it)

What age were you and how was the 'birds and the bees' explained to you?

Personally my father sat my 2 older brothers and I together when we were between 15-18 and said... I am probably a bit late now but your mother said I have to have this chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not suprised he blushed if he had to use the terms birds and bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never got the chat my parents didnt talk about that sort of thing. even the school skirted around it.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I got a medical book thrust at me when I started my periods, just before my 9th birthday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had "the chat" at home, it just wasn't something my parents could have done.

Had a bit of sex ed at school in biology class when we were about 13-14

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never got it, my parents still turn the tv over now if there is so much as a kissing scene lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our mother always told us what we needed to know when we asked a question.

When my daughter asked "Mum where did I come from?" I sat her down with all my books especially designed for telling children about sex, spent a long time telling her in a way she would understand for her to turn around and say "Mum I know all that I wanted to know where I was born!" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School sex ed, a medical book of my mums and two parents who had the patience to sit and listen and talk with me when I was around age 11.

Funniest bit in the sex education bit of the medical book was the advice that the lady may want to put one of her husbands handkerchiefs under her pillow on her wedding night......wonder why.... tears, floods or a nosebleed? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad to son: "......and that's where babies come from..."

Son to Dad: "ok. lemme get this straight: so, first there's a momma bird and a poppa bird and then you tell me the birds actually have sex with the bees?

What kinda disconnected interspecies bullshit is this? Get your shit straight, Dad".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad told me all about the birda snd the bees when I was 13, he said, Son....

"To make the mummy birds and bees do exactly what you want them to do every now and again you have to give them a good nobbing"

he added

"The trick is to make it last the full 2 minutes"

And I listened to my Dad which is why on my profile it has alwyas said I make sex last the full 2 minutes

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My Dad told me about the birds and the bees, I think he got embarassed and fumbled parts of it because the very next day I followed his instructions and I got stung on my cock.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

my daughter asked me where do babies come from i said the stork brought them so she looked and said well who fucks the stork then dad nly joking sat down with book from school and went through it with her and she was fine

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By *LLSEXEDUPMan
over a year ago

Reading

I never got the "talk" from anyone, I just picked it up in sex education when I was in my early teens at school and through watching a mates parents hidden porn tapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends upon the child but when puberty kicks in is always a good time to tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never had that chat with my dad, learnt most of it from sex education. Which they are now teaching to younger and younger kids, and now younger and younger kids become parents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was 10 my sister was 9 , my mum and dad are very open sometimes more than id like lol , i still cringe when i think of my dad buying me my first 3 pack of condoms when i first started having sex , all my mates thought i was cool as i was allowed to have boyfriends to stay over lol but it was more a saftey thing for my dad so he knew i was safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a medical book thrust at me when I started my periods, just before my 9th birthday lol "
9 jesus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our mother always told us what we needed to know when we asked a question.

When my daughter asked "Mum where did I come from?" I sat her down with all my books especially designed for telling children about sex, spent a long time telling her in a way she would understand for her to turn around and say "Mum I know all that I wanted to know where I was born!" lol

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pmsl @ that! My mum told me all about it when i was about 7 she figured if i knew about it when really young the knowledge would just be absorbed and not made in to a big thing, It worked, when all my mates at school were whispering and nudging each other about S.E.X. I was like yeah yeah yeah knew THAT already lol but its the B.Js and 69s and the orgasms and all the other wonderful things i had to find out about myself (which was and still is fun)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our mother always told us what we needed to know when we asked a question.

When my daughter asked "Mum where did I come from?" I sat her down with all my books especially designed for telling children about sex, spent a long time telling her in a way she would understand for her to turn around and say "Mum I know all that I wanted to know where I was born!" lol

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That is so funny

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I dont remember the specifics but think I was told when about 12 and in high school.

Didnt start my periods til I was 18 tho,so was very lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mam started us off at an early age by showing us nature books and "stuff". At about 10 I saw the polar bears doing it at London Zoo and me Dad said, "they're making babies". awwww my lovely Dad, miss him always. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had the chat at home at all, I must have heard snippets at school and slowly pieced the information together.

But, that said, I still dont actually know how bees do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres some sick fuckers about

Why would you want to fuck a bird or a bee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont remember the specifics but think I was told when about 12 and in high school.

Didnt start my periods til I was 18 tho,so was very lucky"
late bloomer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres some sick fuckers about

Why would you want to fuck a bird or a bee? "

Oh its a new kind of BDSM.

Seriously though, how do bees have sex, with each other I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never got it, my parents still turn the tv over now if there is so much as a kissing scene lol "

You sure you not got my mum? She says 'thats a bit blue'! Bless

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"I dont remember the specifics but think I was told when about 12 and in high school.

Didnt start my periods til I was 18 tho,so was very luckylate bloomer"

Very much,my boobs are blooming large now and seem to keep growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the conversation happened, but I cant remember when. I have probably blocked it out for ever and ever! lol

Thing is my brother's 13 years older than me, so I think I knew a bit early anyway

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

i was about 33 when i had the birds and the bees talk lol we are going through this now with our 13 yr old and im leaving it all to rhi as im the same as becks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never got the chat my parents didnt talk about that sort of thing. even the school skirted around it. "

mine were the same....i've always been very open about it with my 3 daughters though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I don't recall ever being told or shown anything, so for all I know I'm still a virgin.

*cliche mode*

Anyone want to complete my education?

*end cliche mode*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do couples put on there profile 18 to 99 and they are not looking for anyone normally above 40ish, it is very of putting for the older couples especially if they are fit

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My mum just said "you know all about that stuff dont you?Good, byee" & exit stage left without giving me a chance to say anything!

Lucky my best mate at school was the porn mag baron of the 3rd form

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