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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....but the kitchen is soo far away and my bed is all snug and warm. Someone bring me a sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm snug too. I could throw you a biscuit if I had one. But I don't.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too comfy. I have Citrus Diet Coke and a Double Dip though.

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip? "

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth "

Worse things have come in my mouth

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I'm well into my Peroni and Jaffa cakes

(perfect combination)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth "

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

"

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha "

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a banana on my bedside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch? "

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Dual purpose fruit......perfect !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

"

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must "

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!"

I can do that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits....."

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that "

See, perfect woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

"

Oh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

"

Oh I do like a bite of a cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that

See, perfect woman! "

I do genuinely have a Double Dip that you are massively distracting me from!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that

See, perfect woman!

I do genuinely have a Double Dip that you are massively distracting me from!"

Oh I'm a massive distraction am I...?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

Oh yes please.

"

I'll make up a plate and you can share it with the OP.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Lazy bugger

Phone for a pizza lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

Oh yes please.

I'll make up a plate and you can share it with the OP."

A plate of biscuits shared with he two of you? Where do I sign up?? Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

Oh yes please.

I'll make up a plate and you can share it with the OP.

A plate of biscuits shared with he two of you? Where do I sign up?? Lol"

I won't be eating - it's too late for eating. I'm happy to be present though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that

See, perfect woman!

I do genuinely have a Double Dip that you are massively distracting me from!

Oh I'm a massive distraction am I...? "

Yes! And I'm sure you're going to get even more massive...

Distraction. I meant distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

Oh yes please.

I'll make up a plate and you can share it with the OP."

Oh no.

I'm fat enough as it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that

See, perfect woman!

I do genuinely have a Double Dip that you are massively distracting me from!

Oh I'm a massive distraction am I...?

Yes! And I'm sure you're going to get even more massive...

Distraction. I meant distraction."

Well I can certainly try, can you lend a hand though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Want a taste of my Double Dip?

Young lady the filth that comes out of your mouth

Worse things have come in my mouth

Harley, you are fast becoming my perfect woman! Haha

Filthy minded and a cheeky bitch?

Well I was referring to the Double Dip, but yeah that's all good too

You can have a lick of my Swizzelstick if you must

Make it your sherbet dibdab and you have yourself a deal....!

I can do that

See, perfect woman!

I do genuinely have a Double Dip that you are massively distracting me from!

Oh I'm a massive distraction am I...?

Yes! And I'm sure you're going to get even more massive...

Distraction. I meant distraction.

Well I can certainly try, can you lend a hand though?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just about to walk through the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Is your bedroom on the way back to mine?

It can be if you've got biscuits.....

Cherry and almond and coconut bites.

Oh yes please.

I'll make up a plate and you can share it with the OP.

Oh no.

I'm fat enough as it is!"

Seriously? Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you two sod off and get a room!!

Some of us have bloody 12hr fasts and tests - right now I'd kill you for that plate of biscuits...

And then have your juicy rumps on the bbq....

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Will you two sod off and get a room!!

Some of us have bloody 12hr fasts and tests - right now I'd kill you for that plate of biscuits...

And then have your juicy rumps on the bbq...."
I know how you feel, I had to fast on Thursday last week . Once your tests are done I'll have something you can nibble on

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