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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I know the forum guys are always happy to share, so come on folks lets hear it.

Whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happed to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If its really so embarrassing you cant post it, pm me, it won't make you feel any better, but im sure it'll make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... In recent memories, I was walking up the steps to Scarborough Castle, surrounded by a young family. I was wearing a maxi dress & very tiny knickers, and I felt something slipping out of me - my Ben wah balls. Thankfully I clenched very tightly until I got the top of the hill. Imagine if they fell out and a small child picked them up...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only thing coming to mind at the moment is, when i was making a cup of tea for myself and a close female friend of mine, had my back to her and she put her arms around me ended up jumping up and yelping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in high school on the bus, we were approaching my stop and I was stood at the front of the bus. As we approached the stop I noticed a huge puddle and deciding i didnt want to get my feet wet and without really thinking it through leapt of the bus as the doors opened......... As I landed the momentum took over and I staggered forward and of course lost my balance and ended up on my back skidding along at the same speed as the bus with everyone pointing and laughing as you can imagine! The worst part is that I came to stop in the puddle anyway only on my back and with everyone else just stepping off normally next to me. High school is a pretty unforgiving place so I got ripped the piss out of for a while!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear... In recent memories, I was walking up the steps to Scarborough Castle, surrounded by a young family. I was wearing a maxi dress & very tiny knickers, and I felt something slipping out of me - my Ben wah balls. Thankfully I clenched very tightly until I got the top of the hill. Imagine if they fell out and a small child picked them up...? "

Wow that story is both hilarious and deeply arousing. Well done. The best I can do is the time I was absolutely killing it on the swings as a teen and a toddler sauntered in front of my trajectory...

Swear to god that child went 7 feet in the air.

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not the most embarrassing ever but as I left work this afternoon a huge gust of wind blew up my skirt exposing my knickers. I looked behind and the security guards were laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear... In recent memories, I was walking up the steps to Scarborough Castle, surrounded by a young family. I was wearing a maxi dress & very tiny knickers, and I felt something slipping out of me - my Ben wah balls. Thankfully I clenched very tightly until I got the top of the hill. Imagine if they fell out and a small child picked them up...?

Wow that story is both hilarious and deeply arousing. Well done. The best I can do is the time I was absolutely killing it on the swings as a teen and a toddler sauntered in front of my trajectory...

Swear to god that child went 7 feet in the air. "

Believe me, I did not find my incident arousing. :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Afghanistan last year, walking back to my accommodation. about half way back I felt the awful tell tale signs that I had eaten something that didn't agree with me.

There was no chance I was going to make it back, remove my armour and weapon but I did make a valiant effort!

Now there's a story that picks up the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear... In recent memories, I was walking up the steps to Scarborough Castle, surrounded by a young family. I was wearing a maxi dress & very tiny knickers, and I felt something slipping out of me - my Ben wah balls. Thankfully I clenched very tightly until I got the top of the hill. Imagine if they fell out and a small child picked them up...?

Wow that story is both hilarious and deeply arousing. Well done. The best I can do is the time I was absolutely killing it on the swings as a teen and a toddler sauntered in front of my trajectory...

Swear to god that child went 7 feet in the air.

Believe me, I did not find my incident arousing. :')"

No one would find kicking a toddler arousing you weirdo! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it was Harley's story he was calling arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my bad. I just went out and booted a kid off their bike. I just wasn't that into it :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah my bad. I just went out and booted a kid off their bike. I just wasn't that into it :/"

Lol at least you were open to new things lol!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was in the kitchen making breakfast for some guy a few years ago.. I shouted "do you want ketchup?" And he shouted back "yes". I thought he was in the living room, but he was stood right behind me so his shout scared me so much that I farted. Then he laughed, I laughed, I fell on the floor laughing more and yup, I farted again whilst laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out on a first date with a lovely young lady many years ago. I was really nervous and ended up getting absolutely hammered on red wine. Fast forward a couple of hours and we were sat on a wall outside the local chippy (never let it be said I don't show a girl a good time!) when the urge just hit me and I threw up red wine all over her feet. She was wearing sandals. White ones.

Anyway, I must have made an impression as, God knows how, but I managed to get a second date out of it!

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