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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

pushed it in. £5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And got £4.50 change

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Can't be a plumber or there would have been a zero on the end of it at least

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can't be a plumber or there would have been a zero on the end of it at least"

But the plumber has to deal with poo.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And got £4.50 change "

I couldn't manage it.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

His flexible friend..?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Can't be a plumber or there would have been a zero on the end of it at least

But the plumber has to deal with poo.

"

What you do in your sink is no concern of mine

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"His flexible friend..?"

I think it was just pliers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he pulled it in and out and wiped it o the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pushed it in. £5.

"

Did he shake it all about? If not I would demand a refund.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"pushed it in. £5.

Did he shake it all about? If not I would demand a refund. "

No shaking about, that I'm aware of.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"he pulled it in and out and wiped it o the curtains"

He did wipe it on something.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"His flexible friend..?

I think it was just pliers."

Stuck it in too far by the sound..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"His flexible friend..?

I think it was just pliers.

Stuck it in too far by the sound.."

I think that may be true. Which is why he had to pull it out.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"His flexible friend..?

I think it was just pliers.

Stuck it in too far by the sound..

I think that may be true. Which is why he had to pull it out.

"

slow and carefully one would assume..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the leccy came back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pushed it in. £5.

Did he shake it all about? If not I would demand a refund.

No shaking about, that I'm aware of."

You've bin robbed!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"His flexible friend..?

I think it was just pliers.

Stuck it in too far by the sound..

I think that may be true. Which is why he had to pull it out.

slow and carefully one would assume.."

Yanked it out. Brute force used both in and out.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And the leccy came back on"

Did he blow on it?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"pushed it in. £5.

Did he shake it all about? If not I would demand a refund.

No shaking about, that I'm aware of.

You've bin robbed! "

As I said, I tried and failed. I just don't have the right equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He checked yer "lubrication" and gave you a top up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a large parsnip ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking ticket ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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He checked yer "lubrication" and gave you a top up?

"

I don't use lube.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not a large parsnip ? "

I now have visions of ten people all pulling at the same time.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Parking ticket ?"

I haven't had one of them for 15 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parking ticket ?

I haven't had one of them for 15 years.

"

Sorry I meant pay and display parking ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiped it on my curtains. Dirty bugger!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Parking ticket ?

I haven't had one of them for 15 years.

Sorry I meant pay and display parking ticket "

Don't start me on that. We spent 15 minutes putting it in and not being able to pull it out yesterday.

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