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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Kev and I'm a couple

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now "
Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely "

your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Hi I'm Kev and I'm a couple "

A couple of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm Kev and I'm a couple

A couple of what? "

erm ? I'll let you know later

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hi, my name is diamondsmiles and im very new to the scene. I need someone to show me the ropes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely

your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again "

well that may be so....i wont tell everyone you have A FETISH FOR FALSE TEETH AND ARE A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER OF ILOVEDENTURES.COM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely

your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again well that may be so....i wont tell everyone you have A FETISH FOR FALSE TEETH AND ARE A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER OF ILOVEDENTURES.COM "

yes it's true but I never mentioned you were a stunt double on the cracked heels cream ad did I

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely

your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again well that may be so....i wont tell everyone you have A FETISH FOR FALSE TEETH AND ARE A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER OF ILOVEDENTURES.COM

yes it's true but I never mentioned you were a stunt double on the cracked heels cream ad did I "

Well you wouldnt....i know too much....by the way stop with the denture tablets down ya japs eye...its bad for you

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hello my name is Funky Monkey

I'm a time waster and part time sexual predator.

I will consider meets on merit once you have gone through a rigorous recruitment procedure.

Don't PM me unless I tell you to.

Good bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Sassy, well, I'd like to be, but new and nervous to the scene. Have only seen one willy sorry, can we type that, and it belonged to my husband.

Would like to take things slowly, I'm very unsure of myself and will do what you want, just tell me.

I can accommodate and travel from Lands End to John O'Groats.

Does that make me sound desperate?!!

I hope not, I just want to please!!

I need to go and lie down after that...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Hello my name is Funky Monkey

I'm a time waster and part time sexual predator.

I will consider meets on merit once you have gone through a rigorous recruitment procedure.

Don't PM me unless I tell you to.

Good bye."

Sounds very similar to some female profiles I've read recently...

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By *hristopher WalksMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hello I'm Lenny an American I'm here to shag as many British women as I can

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Hello.

My names Maddie and I'm quiet, introverted, have no shopping fetishes, married to a complete minger.

Will do bareback and shag cheaters cus I think it's the right thing to do to enable the less intelligent in the community to be accepted.

Also will do pity and sympathy fucks for lollipops.

I know no one and nobody likes me.

Non smoker and I never tell fibs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Jack, self proclaimed King of the Mingers. My lovely other half is Kate.

We're here to have as much fun, and give as many people a good chuckle as we can.

We'll shag anybody, we're not desperate, we're just very, very friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I am Pearl Necklace, and I like wearing pearls, real or otherwise!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Hi i'm eveshamgal, not really sure what this site is all about so looking for someone to take me by the hand and show me the ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is worlass and how did i get here can anyone help me find the way out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Claire and I'm an alcoholic.

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Sorry, wrong site, I'm 1Testarossa and I am looking to swing til I drop!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now "

god game, good game. You will get nothing here for 2 in a bed........Or was that a tv program?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!! "
fuck me up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im Feebs and Im a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!! fuck me up my arse "

Was that a request Femme?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!! fuck me up my arse

Was that a request Femme? "

Now im far too much of a lady to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!! fuck me up my arse

Was that a request Femme? Now im far too much of a lady to say"

My cup of tea nearly came back down my nose then, from laughing

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hello I'm Wendy, now work out the other name!!! fuck me up my arse

Was that a request Femme? Now im far too much of a lady to say

My cup of tea nearly came back down my nose then, from laughing "

im a laydeeeeeeeeeeeee, so i am, cheeky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Tim I'm an arrogant arse and won't read ya profile ether I will sent you a message which I have sent 50 other ladies before you. I will be nice to you until you blow me out then I will slag the fuck out of you and throw my toys out the pram, feel free to message me if this interests you if not then why don't you fuck off

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