FabSwingers.com forum: Most awkward meet..

By *olarfox OP Man
over a year ago

North Cambs

Do you have any memories of particularly awkward meets?

A long time ago I arranged to meet a woman (off another site....not a pure swinging site, more like a nsa dating type site). Anyway, I suggested a lunchtime drink and maybe a bite to eat and take things from there. I met her at a pub local to her and straight away realized that there was neither a physical or mental attraction. When I returned from the bar with a couple of drinks, she was already looking through the menu and as I sat down, she said 'I thought you were going to buy me lunch too'.

My mistake I guess, but a very awkward situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few yeah when I first joined the site.

Mainly socials. A couple of meets thought I was bigger than I was in the photo's even though I clearly stated my size and had full body shots. So I just lost all interest.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck, yeah...

Errmmm... met this young lad lat year, too young really (19), but exceedingly handsome so I couldn't help myself.

Anyway, we meet, go out have a few drinks, chat chat, blah blah... the convo turns increasingly sexual and I think, ah, I'm in here!

Then he flips.

Starts talking about how he wants me to beat him up. And I'm not talking about a bit of slap and tickle, like proper bloodied and battered.

I'm like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?

Ended up, he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up, piss on him and r@pe him.

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train".

He's only young, think what he'll be like after some practice :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah

1st meet ever 8 years ago i went to London to meet someone at Marylebone

(hes not on here now)

ended up hammered d*unk finding a hotel and him telling me and crying he couldn't get it up as his gf thought he was a failure

I didn't know he had a gf the amount of texting he was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck, yeah...

Errmmm... met this young lad lat year, too young really (19), but exceedingly handsome so I couldn't help myself.

Anyway, we meet, go out have a few drinks, chat chat, blah blah... the convo turns increasingly sexual and I think, ah, I'm in here!

Then he flips.

Starts talking about how he wants me to beat him up. And I'm not talking about a bit of slap and tickle, like proper bloodied and battered.

I'm like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?

Ended up, he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up, piss on him and r@pe him.

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train".

He's only young, think what he'll be like after some practice :/"

Jesus wept

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jesus wept"

I knowm right.

Hell's bells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one meet where they vaguely smelled, not totally stinky but a mild BO smell, but seems mine pales into insignificance.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Hasn't happened yet.

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

D*unk hostess at a party who was so d*unk she did not notice that with every step there was a fart .... insisting because I was bi then I must like her, stroke, stroke, stroke ..... then because I would not play, I was totally mortified in fact, at the sordid nature of it all, I was asked if I was a prostitute by another of the guests there ... okay so they did not give me a good verification, but they invited my bf back .... alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 2 this year unfortunatly, first one the guy got jealous and said his gf was ignoring him then told me to leave after 10 mins The second was a couple who were completly d*unk so i left the pub after a few mins and made my way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far I've been extremely lucky. Nothing awkward to report.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"D*unk hostess at a party who was so d*unk she did not notice that with every step there was a fart .... insisting because I was bi then I must like her, stroke, stroke, stroke ..... then because I would not play, I was totally mortified in fact, at the sordid nature of it all, I was asked if I was a prostitute by another of the guests there ... okay so they did not give me a good verification, but they invited my bf back .... alone. "

That's rank...

*Sympathy, sympathy*

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