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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

And I ain't talking tins...

Everybody bitches about the 'hi how are you?' message. So what brief, if rather random opener would you use instead?

I bet your wings look beautiful in the moonlight.

Eh?

Precisely. I did say random.

Would you like tea with your breakfast in my bed? ( bit stalkery? Hmmm perhaps).

Bite me! (Bit Twilighty? Definitely)

So can you do any better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I ain't talking tins...

Everybody bitches about the 'hi how are you?' message. So what brief, if rather random opener would you use instead?

I bet your wings look beautiful in the moonlight.

Eh?

Precisely. I did say random.

Would you like tea with your breakfast in my bed? ( bit stalkery? Hmmm perhaps).

Bite me! (Bit Twilighty? Definitely)

So can you do any better? "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

My normal opener is

"Sorry if I offended you with what I said in the forum, with hindsight I can see how I came across as cras/insensitive/glib"

Responses other than "Get lost, creep" I take to mean the person is too desperate/needy or has low standards/self-esteem so I simply block them.

Not sure if this method will work in the long run, but I'm hoping eventually to be left with just one person to target...

Mr ddc

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

'I caught you a delicious bass'

Pretty much Napoleon Dynamite's last line in the film...Always makes me chuckle at its randomness

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Love that film!

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Love that film!"

That is nice to hear...It is a lovely thing...A classic of random speech... haven't watched it in a few years think I will dig it out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't send preemptive messages, but if I did I would consult my department of useless information for some random shit. Afterall, they have been underworked and overpaid of late

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"My normal opener is

"Sorry if I offended you with what I said in the forum, with hindsight I can see how I came across as cras/insensitive/glib"

Responses other than "Get lost, creep" I take to mean the person is too desperate/needy or has low standards/self-esteem so I simply block them.

Not sure if this method will work in the long run, but I'm hoping eventually to be left with just one person to target...

Mr ddc"

At last a foolproof plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My normal opener is

"Sorry if I offended you with what I said in the forum, with hindsight I can see how I came across as cras/insensitive/glib"

Responses other than "Get lost, creep" I take to mean the person is too desperate/needy or has low standards/self-esteem so I simply block them.

That's one mighty fine profile... Pics are fantastic

Not sure if this method will work in the long run, but I'm hoping eventually to be left with just one person to target...

Mr ddc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think I know you'

Very 'marmite' though

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I lurve Marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find "I am a Nigerian banker and want to get $42 million out of the country so need to have access to a UK bank account......" works well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find "I am a Nigerian banker and want to get $42 million out of the country so need to have access to a UK bank account......" works well. "

And I thought I was just being scammed

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