FabSwingers.com forum: OMG great bod but small willy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd say "how big is ya cock?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

i bet ya selfie stick does LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you fabbed my cock pic!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger

politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

Is that because it covers a big area?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Mine can fill a pram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say "how big is ya cock?" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

i bet ya selfie stick does LOL"

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

How big ya cock works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines got that famous welsh town tattooed along its length

Rhyl lololol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Ask what depth he'll go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's confident enough about it, just tell him you're trying out new chat up techniques then ask him how bigs your cock?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect "

Don't you just hate it, when that happens

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"He's confident enough about it, just tell him you're trying out new chat up techniques then ask him how bigs your cock? "

Oh forgot to say

Loving your main photo

Sooo cool x

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

Beware this thread will attract the willie wavers as evidenced by the highlighted contribution, but you could simply ask ....."-and I take it you are well rndowe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

"
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Oh dear

A willie waver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you fabbed my cock pic!"

ill use my heel on it soon too

hope u like pain x

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

It wasn't me you were looking at was it lol .... Sob sob sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you fabbed my cock pic!

ill use my heel on it soon too

hope u like pain x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect

Don't you just hate it, when that happens

ideas

could u come over to a club let me shove my mouth round it ( providing its clean) lets see if i gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

Beware this thread will attract the willie wavers as evidenced by the highlighted contribution, but you could simply ask ....."-and I take it you are well rndowe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

Oh dear

A willie waver"

No,if he was it would be all over his profile. I only checked because you called it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's confident enough about it, just tell him you're trying out new chat up techniques then ask him how bigs your cock?

Oh forgot to say

Loving your main photo

Sooo cool x "

Planet of the apes? I've met them a few times now and yeah it is cool. Thanks.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"He's confident enough about it, just tell him you're trying out new chat up techniques then ask him how bigs your cock?

Oh forgot to say

Loving your main photo

Sooo cool x

Planet of the apes? I've met them a few times now and yeah it is cool. Thanks.

Wow

Charlton Heston on the horse mmmmmmm

And Roddy McDowell

So awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use mine to wrap around and swing from trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use mine to wrap around and swing from trees "

I stick a few leaves on my tip, lie down and pretend I'm a tree.

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

its 12" but dont use as a rule lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's confident enough about it, just tell him you're trying out new chat up techniques then ask him how bigs your cock?

Oh forgot to say

Loving your main photo

Sooo cool x

Planet of the apes? I've met them a few times now and yeah it is cool. Thanks.

Wow

Charlton Heston on the horse mmmmmmm

And Roddy McDowell

So awesome "

I've not met those guys, that'd be cooler though.

Have met Laurence R. Harvey, he lives in wigan, and was in in human centipede 2 & 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Could be a grower not a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done on the great body, whoever you are, you've reeeeeeally missed out due to genetics beyond your control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you say...

Hi, is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect

Don't you just hate it, when that happens

common girls, a man has got more then just a willy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for the record its noone

just posting for the hell of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw a great profile and photos and trust me HOT

but the willy wanger was small

size isn't everything but i don't want to ask "well is that is it erect"

no i haven't got a bucket fanny, bucket mouth maybe

how to ask how big is ya willy wanger politely?

come on with ya best lines?

Mine has its own postcode

you mean a postage stamp covers it?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Oh this was a such an invitation to the willie waving brigade and some just couldn't resist waving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you should ask. It's a bit rude I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh this was a such an invitation to the willie waving brigade and some just couldn't resist waving!"

Or posting about them to draw attention to their own. Didn't you mention your swollen head on a thread tonight * saunters off to look for the evidence *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think you should ask. It's a bit rude I think. "

I like to know if it's above average so I'm prepared. I've seen some monsters on here I'd run a mile from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually the scrawniest littlest fella's with the small bum cheeks that are blessed with the hugest cocks. Not sure why that is. Can anyone explain please.

We were at a party a few years ago. There was a little fella there. He blessed with the most enormous cock ever. It just didn't equate to the rest of him. He did seem to get more than his fair share

Wonder why God didn't make it that your Willy size was proportional to the rest of your body ?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Oh this was a such an invitation to the willie waving brigade and some just couldn't resist waving!

Or posting about them to draw attention to their own. Didn't you mention your swollen head on a thread tonight * saunters off to look for the evidence *"

Yes indeed I did but that was on a legitimate willy-waving thread!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"It's usually the scrawniest littlest fella's with the small bum cheeks that are blessed with the hugest cocks. Not sure why that is. Can anyone explain please.

We were at a party a few years ago. There was a little fella there. He blessed with the most enormous cock ever. It just didn't equate to the rest of him. He did seem to get more than his fair share

Wonder why God didn't make it that your Willy size was proportional to the rest of your body ?"

I'm all in proportion....trouble is I'm only 5'8

...at least I fairly chunky..and that's in proportion too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could ask him if he's going to grow into it or if he's just showing off....

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Mine can fill a pram.

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hahahahahaha quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ask if they look big, I don't like big cock for a number for reasons, I would happily meet a guy with a one inch cock so long as he was a nicer kisser and knew what is tongue was for

Penatrive sex is way down on my list of sexual likes I could do the kissing, touching, licking and exploring each others body's for hours and not even give having a fuck a second thought

I wouldn't even care if we didn't have one so size really does not matter to me, I only tend to avoid big guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine can fill a pram.

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lol with out a cover I bet you could ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go for broke and ask him how big he is haha Men are used to it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only ask if they look big, I don't like big cock for a number for reasons, I would happily meet a guy with a one inch cock so long as he was a nicer kisser and knew what is tongue was for

Penatrive sex is way down on my list of sexual likes I could do the kissing, touching, licking and exploring each others body's for hours and not even give having a fuck a second thought

I wouldn't even care if we didn't have one so size really does not matter to me, I only tend to avoid big guys "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather have a superior physique pleasing to the eye than average body with big dick lol

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Rather have a superior physique pleasing to the eye than average body with big dick lol

..I'm with you on this. You can't do anything about the size of dick you were given, but you CAN do a lot about making the most of the body you were given.

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By *izusMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Open wide and ask him if he will fit 1..tight. 2..just touch the sides. 3.. Need a plank across his ass to stop in from falling in

Or If you want a minimum size girls then put it on your profile easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather have a superior physique pleasing to the eye than average body with big dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather have a superior physique pleasing to the eye than average body with big dick lol

..I'm with you on this. You can't do anything about the size of dick you were given, but you CAN do a lot about making the most of the body you were given."
Yes thats good point as we are born with pecker we got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say "is your pepperami standard size or bitesize?"

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Id say "is your pepperami standard size or bitesize?""

LMFAO...great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id say "is your pepperami standard size or bitesize?"

LMFAO...great!"

Thanks I do try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine can fill a pram.

WHS lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well just ask straight out then if you don't like the answer keep looking theres hundreds of big cocks on here for you. Its no good being disappointed is it.. I meet a couple where his cock is small and she calls mine the Carlsberg cock as it reaches the parts her hubbys cant and mines only 6.5 ins

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I have my Ex's name tattooed on my cock, when its hard its spells WENDY.

In the gents toilet last night i could see the black guy next to me had WY on his cock. I asked him does it spell WENDY when its hard, he said no, it says WELCOME TO BARBADOS, HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY.

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