FabSwingers.com forum: Bribery

By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

'Hey want to ride my cock in my car I got a Audi a5 and theres £40 in the glovebox for u'

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

A bar of galaxy

Large one obvious lol

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A bar of galaxy

Large one obvious lol "

Obvs.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A guy offered me money and I wouldn't even have to have sex with him - he wanted to watch me with my husband and touch himself

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hey want to ride my cock in my car I got a Audi a5 and theres £40 in the glovebox for u'"

_est wales wife, i'd give you my last rolo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been offered £100, then on another occasion the same guy offered us a pair of Louboutins each

The shoe offer was tempting

but we declined lol

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Three piece suit, but alas I declined, as no matching pouffe

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline."
LLF

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

with mayo..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three piece suit, but alas I declined, as no matching pouffe"

I was imagining a waistcoat and a double breasted jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' I''ll give you £200 to lick your pussy for an hour', nothing else just to lick your pussy'

Upped the offer to £300 after I politely declined

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

No, things might have been soooooo different if that was the case.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline."

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

Do you promise not to get crumbs in the bed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

I can't promise that, there messy little fuckers haha

Do you promise not to get crumbs in the bed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of Percy Pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

you can have the roll as long as I get the sausage

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

What about a batch of homemade ones fresh from the oven? What would touch do for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.

Cornish pasty?

Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night

Boom boom hahaha

you can have the roll as long as I get the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy offered me money and I wouldn't even have to have sex with him - he wanted to watch me with my husband and touch himself

hey i thought u agreed that u wouldnt tell :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been offered a variety of things

money

use of a restaurant (all free too)

Use of a porsche

ect....

Gracefully declined all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone offers food I'd be so tempted

Food and sex are a great match done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team

If you have the chips then you'll have to have everything else that comes with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?

I've been offered a cornish pasty!

But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline."

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

A bag of maltesers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snickers bar that they wanted to Fuck me with anyway

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"A snickers bar that they wanted to Fuck me with anyway "

Well it is the time of austerity

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A snickers bar that they wanted to Fuck me with anyway

Well it is the time of austerity

Yeah but the chocolate would have gone all melty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hey want to ride my cock in my car I got a Audi a5 and theres £40 in the glovebox for u'"

He didnt happen to have a porche aswell did he?

Sounds familiar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.

A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team

If you have the chips then you'll have to have everything else that comes with them!"

Fish or sausage?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"A snickers bar that they wanted to Fuck me with anyway

Well it is the time of austerity

Yeah but the chocolate would have gone all melty

Excuses excuses

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Think I'll have to up my game.

Bag of chips anyone?

But I'm on a low carb diet!

So...sweet potato chips then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.

A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "

Your gorgeous I'd give you a pasty and a sausage Roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered 200 quid to let a a guy give me a massage.

Sadly he was already unlos by the time I read thw message lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.

A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "

I could spend a lot of time thinking about your belly.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I got offered 200 quid to let a a guy give me a massage.

Sadly he was already unlos by the time I read thw message lol"

or after you wired the money..?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered the chance of trips to the French Riviera and parties while we were there. We had already agreed to meet before he mentioned this. He changed his mind once he realised I wouldn't look good naked in the French Riviera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered £500-£800 just to be filmed for 30 minutes this morning.

I declined and reported

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Quite a few sex in the back of a Mercedes and just a few weeks ago we got offered a paid for room at the shard, he had a separate room there already is what he said. We declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I used to meet got offered £500 upfront then £100 per month to fuck him.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I feel so left out here.... I've never been offered anything in return for depravity

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have been offered shopping trips, holidays and non specific amounts of money. I never message back so I don't know how much I am actually worth. To them, I mean.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??"

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

Oh, and this thread is not about money (unless it was a pittance offered) or about naming and shaming anyone on tbe site. Offers can be made if someone is chatting you up in a bar too - a guy once told me he'd buy me a drink but no spirits unless he was going to get lucky!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Oh, one guy who doesn't meet couples once messaged us to say he'd meet us and that I (he) could be present as long as he could handcuff both my arms and legs to a chair so I couldn't interrupt proceedings, his words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm just testing something .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so left out here.... I've never been offered anything in return for depravity

You can have a squashed fruit pastille if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so left out here.... I've never been offered anything in return for depravity

dont feel left out - me neither

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Trouble is, if you block, you don't see how much the offers vary over time from the user. What starts with some cheap sparkling plonk or vile Liebfraumilch could become vintage Moet, Krug etc.

I've stopped at the plonk offer, feeling rather sick.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I shall start negotiating next time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I get offered a the chance to share their hotel room from the late-at-night messages. If they'd offer sex it might be worth considering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I feel so left out here.... I've never been offered anything in return for depravity

You can have a squashed fruit pastille if you want

exactly how squashed are we talking?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Eh, not sure what the rules on drugs are like round here, so better not say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday abroad and new underwear in exchange for my old underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to try auctioning off the missus

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake."

Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.

Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?

I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.

Worked a couple of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as most women I suspect.... Money, clothes, lingerie, holidays etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now did that work juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.

A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "

A pasty from Fewicks deli counter though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake."

I don't like cheesecake,you can have the whole thing

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I was offered £500-£800 just to be filmed for 30 minutes this morning.

I declined and reported "

Ok, how about if I up it to a good pasty from Mevagissry?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.

Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?

I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.

Worked a couple of times.

And look what happened.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.

Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?

I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.

Worked a couple of times.

And look what happened.

Shhhhh!

Everyone will be trying it - there'll be "will fuck for cake/prosecco/haribos" pics all over the site in no time!

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour

Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!

Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour

Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!

Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy

It's got large chunks of real meat in it.

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour

Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!

Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy

It's got large chunks of real meat in it.

Wrapped in pastry.

Pastry is not allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill fab ur pics if u fyck me I got once

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

£5,£10,£20,oh and home rent for sex etc..

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??

The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.

You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour

Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!

Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy

It's got large chunks of real meat in it.

Wrapped in pastry.

Pastry is not allowed.

I'll eat the pastry then to. Will it work now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a cornish girl. This post is just making me homesick and hungry haha

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