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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shouldn't have such a big flange then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shouldn't have such a big flange then

Bucket flange here

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCfuckingP omg I would cry well at least I'm hairless it was like a rain forest down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

need me to kiss it better

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

need me to kiss it better

Go on then why not

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Try a retro 70's hairy triangle

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Try a retro 70's hairy triangle "

Bit late for that it looks like a skinned now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! I don't have a flange and I'm wincing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCfuckingP omg I would cry well at least I'm hairless it was like a rain forest down there

Hahaha I've got bin laden hidden in my batcave

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCfuckingP omg I would cry well at least I'm hairless it was like a rain forest down there

Hahaha I've got bin laden hidden in my batcave

Where is robin when you need him

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCfuckingP omg I would cry well at least I'm hairless it was like a rain forest down there

Hahaha I've got bin laden hidden in my batcave

Where is robin when you need him

Feltchin

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Try a retro 70's hairy triangle

Bit late for that it looks like a skinned now lol

Give it time , it will heal and grow all at the same time

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuck! I don't have a flange and I'm wincing.

I mean there was blood everywhere lol I haven't even got a meet or anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck! I don't have a flange and I'm wincing.

I mean there was blood everywhere lol I haven't even got a meet or anything lol

Soothing ointment and plentiful kisses required.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!"

Slightly subject change , but where is this nice part of wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!"

I've done that with an epilator too.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

Slightly subject change , but where is this nice part of wigan

I don't really live in the nice part, it's just a ploy to throw people so they can't work out where I'm actually from

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

I read this as escalater

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

Slightly subject change , but where is this nice part of wigan

I don't really live in the nice part, it's just a ploy to throw people so they can't work out where I'm actually from

Good ploy , it's working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't have such a big flange then

it's not so big any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat salt and vinegar crisps and scratch an itch down there and dont get cum on there.

I shaved down there and cum.could feel pain like acid was spilt on me ouch . never again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

need me to kiss it better

Go on then why not

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can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to have a Bloody Mary but I think I'll have something else instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!"

I like pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

Slightly subject change , but where is this nice part of wigan

????

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bloody hell!!!!! I took a slice off my ankle and that was bad enough sod that!!!!! I have a noonie trimmer and that is all that is getting that close to my noonie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

I've done that with an epilator too.

Wot did u do? I hopped about then yanked it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

I read this as escalater

Hahahahaha my tits might be that long but me vadge aint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch get some TCP on it

I once got my outta lip caught in an epilator

TCP?! You're hardcore!!

I've done that with an epilator too.

Wot did u do? I hopped about then yanked it off

Squealed a bit and have been a lot more careful since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

Never, ever, use after shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

Wouldn't have thought so. Most fellas can see exactly what they are de-hairifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

I bet it's not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To girls...sneak up on hubbies, when they are snoring face down... apply Veet on bum... see reaction

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

I'll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shave my cock with a single blade razor when need be. Tis not the instrument but the artist whom wields it.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need to recruit a fanny shaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

I'll take your word for it

Mrs shaves herself and mr's ballsack and says balls are easier, for one they're not attached to my crotch and I can't tighten my skin like a balls ack can haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to recruit a fanny shaver

sits upright - waving hand madly in the air

me me me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me feel rather sick ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

I'll take your word for it

Mrs shaves herself and mr's ballsack and says balls are easier, for one they're not attached to my crotch and I can't tighten my skin like a balls ack can haha"

we were both nervy and falling about laughing when we shaved each other- horny at the same time - what a daft half hour that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

I'll take your word for it

Mrs shaves herself and mr's ballsack and says balls are easier, for one they're not attached to my crotch and I can't tighten my skin like a balls ack can haha

we were both nervy and falling about laughing when we shaved each other- horny at the same time - what a daft half hour that was

Great fun is it!? I love shaving mr and lotion in him down after.. he's rather hairy atm.. I blame yous for wanting to shave him now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine it's more difficult to shave a ball sack than a 'flange' as you call it

it really isn't

I'll take your word for it

Mrs shaves herself and mr's ballsack and says balls are easier, for one they're not attached to my crotch and I can't tighten my skin like a balls ack can haha

we were both nervy and falling about laughing when we shaved each other- horny at the same time - what a daft half hour that was

Great fun is it!? I love shaving mr and lotion in him down after.. he's rather hairy atm.. I blame yous for wanting to shave him now haha"

get on with the task in hand then girlie

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Shouldn't have such a big flange then

It's not as large now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just showered and used cream all clean now , did shave in the past and nicked my self you have all my kiss

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need to recruit a fanny shaver

sits upright - waving hand madly in the air

me me me"

I love being shaved it's about trust etc lovely expierence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ricerMan
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

I keep thinking there's employment out there for someone who's prepared to epilate swingers - I'm not trained, but it would go well with my future job as a tattoo removalist.... Just need some cash for a salon and it's all go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the process of turning a loft into a photo studio, think I've just had a change of plan and it'll now be Mr N's delicate razor services emporium inc'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the process of turning a lift into a photo studio, think I've just had a change of plan and it'll now be Mr N's delicate razor services emporium inc'"
perhaps i will try a razor again if you would do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever shaved myself but have done it every day for 40 years facially and 10 years genitally. It would be a real departure for me for someone else to do it.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ouch... This is one of the reasons I wax!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to recruit a fanny shaver

sits upright - waving hand madly in the air

me me me

I love being shaved it's about trust etc lovely expierence

I let someone do this once, very erotic experience & he shaped it into a nice little quiff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to a turkish barber who uses a cut throat.

Having said that, he only shaves my bonce and chops.

Not sure what he'd make of a foof or a ball sack. It's definately not listed on the options menu......

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Grim"

I'm sure you will get over it

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

You need Mr Ruggers, he is a great flange shaver or a noonie as someone else called it

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

OUCH.....

Fgs, use magic powder!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"You need Mr Ruggers, he is a great flange shaver or a noonie as someone else called it

Oh except for the time he tried to shave a heart shape on my mound, it looked more like a pigs foot...an artist he isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to recruit a fanny shaver

sits upright - waving hand madly in the air

me me me

I love being shaved it's about trust etc lovely experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

Ouch. maybe get it waxed professionally? not painfree but at least no chunks will be taken out of you. hope its ok soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?"

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems...

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems..."

You tell him!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems..."

If gaffer tape, superglue or cable ties can't fix it- its knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems...

If gaffer tape, superglue or cable ties can't fix it- its knackered "

Can any of those fix your old age babe?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems...

If gaffer tape, superglue or cable ties can't fix it- its knackered

Can any of those fix your old age babe?

no, but all 3 can secure your cheeky mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to recruit a fanny shaver

sits upright - waving hand madly in the air

me me me

I love being shaved it's about trust etc lovely expierence

only ever let W shave me apart from myself - iwas terrified shaving him - he did the better job of both of us haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems...

If gaffer tape, superglue or cable ties can't fix it- its knackered

Can any of those fix your old age babe?

no, but all 3 can secure your cheeky mouth

Did I touch a raw nerve there?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was shaving me flange and fuck me I sliced a big chunk out of it...I'm walking like John Wayne....razors are lethal

Get rid of the Bic razor and buy yourself a Gillette... Apparently it's the best a man can get! Poor Mr Gillette... Obviously hasn't had pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchhhhhhhhhh!!! Hope your ok? Sending your flange a soothing kiss X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some really good gaffer tape if you prefer to stick and rip next time?

Gaffer tape isn't the answer to foofoo problems...

You tell him!

Bloody typical male

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me it's hurting today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to find some one to give you a Waxing Then after a few sessions the hair will slow down & eventually stop growing if you wax EVRY six to eight weeks .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nasty!

I'm not too hairy, so I don't have to bother with the rigmarole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some Bio~Oil on it Girl friend .

Xxx

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