FabSwingers.com forum: Sepp Blatter

By *id unvicious OP Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

So Sepp Blatter is re elected as chairman of the most corrupt organisation in the modern world.

EUFA Threaten to boycott the world cup but we all know this won't happen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like the way Cameron said "He must resign", as if he's going to take any notice of that lol

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By *id unvicious OP Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'd like to withdraw the previous statement, Sepp Blatter is the best man for the job........ It has nothing to do with my new Rolex

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I like how Prince Ali thanked those brave enough to vote for him

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Blair got in twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure the Catholic church is considerably more corrupt than FIFA.

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By *id unvicious OP Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Pretty sure the Catholic church is considerably more corrupt than FIFA."

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blair got in twice.

Got back in twice...... But some people are very thick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's lots of parts of the world where corruption and bribery are accepted parts of life.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Russia will go ahead but the Quatar world cup will never happen,I am sure

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"There's lots of parts of the world where corruption and bribery are accepted parts of life."

some closer to 'home' that many want to acknowledge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course they voted him back in, why would anybody else want to put their neck on the block?? his bloody mess, let him deal with the fallout.

as for DC saying he should resign, ha!

all the corrupt polititians claiming expenses while hes in power, he doesn't resign!

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By *id unvicious OP Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Not sure how much influence fabswingers put on him but he has today decided to resign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every nation gets a vote, of course you'd stick with the king of bribe culture....it's the obviously better off countries generally that are saying its a sham etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure how much influence fabswingers put on him but he has today decided to resign

It's all on us......

No need to thank us rest of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one thing to say to today's news about Blatter......

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness for that!

Good riddance.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So who gets the job now?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"So who gets the job now?

Has he got a son?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So who gets the job now?

Has he got a son?"

His daughter has been in the media recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a smoking gun somewhere, I expect to see a whole series of information coming out in the next few days and weeks. I'd love to know who pushed him.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is a smoking gun somewhere, I expect to see a whole series of information coming out in the next few days and weeks. I'd love to know who pushed him."

My guess is that it will have been the pressure from sponsors threatening to withdraw all the lovely lolly.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Apparently Spurs are after him as a front man who has never been caught in possession.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

There were serious noises being made about forming a breakaway world cup - glad he's gone, but FIFA hasn't been fit for purpose for decades.

I think they should scrap fifa and start again, or carry on and form a breakaway group and totally undermine and demolish it - but I can't see that happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a smoking gun somewhere, I expect to see a whole series of information coming out in the next few days and weeks. I'd love to know who pushed him.

My guess is that it will have been the pressure from sponsors threatening to withdraw all the lovely lolly.

None of the sponsors had been too explicit. FIFA has expertly played off the major global brands for years knowing the competitive tension would keep them in check. I'm sure there would have been some conversations, but I'm sure there is much more to it than that.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is a smoking gun somewhere, I expect to see a whole series of information coming out in the next few days and weeks. I'd love to know who pushed him.

My guess is that it will have been the pressure from sponsors threatening to withdraw all the lovely lolly.

There may well be but he's Swiss in Switzerland.

Competitors sometimes come together to agree a way forward if they all want the same thing. Maybe being played off against each other has finally proved to be too much for some of the big players.

If something about Blatter comes out resulting in his arrest I'll give you a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a smoking gun somewhere, I expect to see a whole series of information coming out in the next few days and weeks. I'd love to know who pushed him.

My guess is that it will have been the pressure from sponsors threatening to withdraw all the lovely lolly.

There may well be but he's Swiss in Switzerland.

Competitors sometimes come together to agree a way forward if they all want the same thing. Maybe being played off against each other has finally proved to be too much for some of the big players.

If something about Blatter comes out resulting in his arrest I'll give you a treat.

Wishing I knew what the emogi for shaking hands is! But I will definitely take you up on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to what that treat could be.

He wouldn't have gone without good reason. His deputy seems to have wrote a letter acknowledging a 10m payment to Jack Warner.

Blather will be arrested in the next 3 months I think. Unless he is trying to get a deal with either the Swiss authorities or the fbi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The FBI is publishing Chuck Blazer's information tomorrow, so it may have something to do with that. I fully expect to see email leaks relating to salaries, expenses and all sorts in the coming days. I hope Andrew Jennings is feeling rightly proud. In an age where we associate journalists with hacking and bad behaviour, his investigative works shows the best of his profession.

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By *eginner sub xdresserTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

He's retiring to spend more time with his shredder.

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By *pex69Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sepp blatter had a plan which was interrupted

2018 - russia

2022 - qatar

2026 - islamic state

2030 - israel

2034 - north korea

2038 - hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His brother is no better called Chip ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What suprises me is that folk are actually shocked about this.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

thought he had decided to play the Farage card and say no i aint going now ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet his arse is twitching now....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Whats happened now Soxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's had criminal proceedings opened against him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats happened now Soxy?"

Swiss authorities have instigated criminal proceeding against him....

On sky news.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Whats happened now Soxy?

Swiss authorities have instigated criminal proceeding against him....

On sky news.....

Thanks, slippery as an oil coated eel though so maybe they have something ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"He's had criminal proceedings opened against him. "

No. Shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats happened now Soxy?

Swiss authorities have instigated criminal proceeding against him....

On sky news.....

Thanks, slippery as an oil coated eel though so maybe they have something .."

By his own admission he has no life outside Fifa, so I can imagine at his age, he might well enjoy the process of defending himself and staying in the limelight ...... he seems to thrive on being at the centre of controversy and I'm sure he feels he's done no wrong....

In a perverse way it'll probably extended his shelf life way beyond what would have happened had he just faded away once a successor finally takes office..

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Thought it said "Sleep Batter".

Was going to point out its ages since I had a wet dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's had criminal proceedings opened against him. "

Finally!

But I wonder if he will be punished or just get a sleazy lawyer to get him out.

Strauss Kahn was able to get away with it this guy will too.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"He's had criminal proceedings opened against him.

Finally!

But I wonder if he will be punished or just get a sleazy lawyer to get him out.

Strauss Kahn was able to get away with it this guy will too."

He has the money to buy the best lawyers available, still hope he gets sent down though, sooner he is out of fifa the better.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"He's had criminal proceedings opened against him.

Finally!

But I wonder if he will be punished or just get a sleazy lawyer to get him out.

Strauss Kahn was able to get away with it this guy will too.

He has the money to buy the best lawyers available, still hope he gets sent down though, sooner he is out of fifa the better. "
plattinni also implicted as recepiant of an under table "loyalty " payment from blatter two for the price of one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is buggered

He is going to be buggered

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This going to run and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an added bonus Hugh Dennis gets to make lots more "Sepp Blatter" jokes on Mock the Week.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Just been on the news Jack Warner (one of old Sepps mates) has been banned from any football related activity for life by fifa ethics committee.

Now we just need fifa to do the same with Sepp Blatter and the future of world football will start to look a little bit better.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My status update:

"I wonder if Sepp Blatter will be the next Bond villain?" 18 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking slimy thief.

I'd stick one straight through his nut.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"My status update:

"I wonder if Sepp Blatter will be the next Bond villain?" 18 hours ago"

He would be perfect, stroking a pure white persian cat on his lap, and telling Bond his evil plans for world domination with that accent.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Just been on the news Jack Warner (one of old Sepps mates) has been banned from any football related activity for life by fifa ethics committee.

Now we just need fifa to do the same with Sepp Blatter and the future of world football will start to look a little bit better. "

root and branch ..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

suspended by the 'ethics committee'..

fuck me they have an ethics committee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suspended by the 'ethics committee'..

fuck me they have an ethics committee..

And the Head of the Ethics Conmittee is ... Sepp Blatter!

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