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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is Cheese better than sex?

Personally I think it is a close run thing. A really nice brie, blue or cheddar.

I can't be alone surely?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

erm.... no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bacon and brie baguette with cranberry sauce on

OMFG cheesy heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, cheese is not better than sex.

I tried that blue cheese by laughing cow, and it was nice i will say, but i'd rather have a fat cock up me instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol, cheese is not better than sex.

I tried that blue cheese by laughing cow, and it was nice i will say, but i'd rather have a fat cock up me instead."

possibly the best reply ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, cheese is not better than sex.

I tried that blue cheese by laughing cow, and it was nice i will say, but i'd rather have a fat cock up me instead."

Pmsl gotta love a post that is direct to the point xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I like cheese, I'd rather be balls deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bacon and brie baguette with cranberry sauce on

OMFG cheesy heaven

yummy not had that for ages

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts

Looking at peoples cheese preferences im not suprised you all prefer sex

a nice ripe epoisse with some crusty baguette and a glass of red wine is heaven!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Croque madame or lick madame .. Mmm lick please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is definitely better, but wouldn't mind some applewood right now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at peoples cheese preferences im not suprised you all prefer sex

a nice ripe epoisse with some crusty baguette and a glass of red wine is heaven!"

like your thinking. Cornish brie is delicious though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I prefer sex.

I did buy a Langres as a gift today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Cheese better than sex?

Personally I think it is a close run thing. A really nice brie, blue or cheddar.

I can't be alone surely? "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Cheese is good. From a tangy crumbly goat cheese to a gloopy gorgonzola. But sex is better.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cheese is good. From a tangy crumbly goat cheese to a gloopy gorgonzola. But sex is better."

And less calorie laden. Unless you're doing the cheese rolling race down that big hill.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Is Cheese better than sex?

Personally I think it is a close run thing. A really nice brie, blue or cheddar.

I can't be alone surely? "

No that's a tough call

Especially with grapes

Cheese biscuits

Butter

Pickle

And copious amounts of red wine

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Lol, cheese is not better than sex.

I tried that blue cheese by laughing cow, and it was nice i will say, but i'd rather have a fat cock up me instead."

That proper made me chuckle.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cheese is good. From a tangy crumbly goat cheese to a gloopy gorgonzola. But sex is better.

And less calorie laden. Unless you're doing the cheese rolling race down that big hill.

Cheese rolling went well this year. Two suspected broken ankles and that was it in terms of injuries. Usually it's a lot worse. Getting d*unk so you bounce limply down it is the best bet; I have many friends who've done it. I am far too sensible to ever risk it...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lol, cheese is not better than sex.

I tried that blue cheese by laughing cow, and it was nice i will say, but i'd rather have a fat cock up me instead."

(Though we have been known.to offer cheese on toast for 'half-time refreshments'

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Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combine the best of both worlds with an unwashed cheesy nob

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it"

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Cheese better than sex?

Personally I think it is a close run thing. A really nice brie, blue or cheddar.

I can't be alone surely?

No that's a tough call

Especially with grapes

Cheese biscuits

Butter

Pickle

And copious amounts of red wine

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Is Cheese better than sex?

Personally I think it is a close run thing. A really nice brie, blue or cheddar.

I can't be alone surely?

No that's a tough call

Especially with grapes

Cheese biscuits

Butter

Pickle

And copious amounts of red wine

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And sex afterwards

Right?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

The really strict cheese man in Lyme wouldn't approve of that at all.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

The really strict cheese man in Lyme wouldn't approve of that at all.

I know but the smell actually makes my daughter retch and refuse to eat anything from the fridge on the grounds 'it smells of feet'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me "

Some might say you're not really serious about cheese then. What was your answer on cheese or sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me

Some might say you're not really serious about cheese then. What was your answer on cheese or sex?

Currently I'm having red wine and cheese with no chance of sex. Maybe that will influence my choice.

Can you have cheese and sex at the same time I wonder. I say no

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bought a fresh chunk of Parmesan cheese to sprinkle on ma Spag Bol later....Sooner have sex though

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Every Tuesday we have cheese and biscuits and a bottle of port then sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every Tuesday we have cheese and biscuits and a bottle of port then sex "

that sounds about perfect

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me "

It is odd that something that stinks so much tastes so good but selection of really strong cheese, black tanche olives, Serrano ham crusty bread and Devon fire chutney and a glass of port and I can pick away for hours

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me

Some might say you're not really serious about cheese then. What was your answer on cheese or sex?

Currently I'm having red wine and cheese with no chance of sex. Maybe that will influence my choice.

Can you have cheese and sex at the same time I wonder. I say no"

I used to feed the ex nibbles, including cheese in the lull before going again. I did once feed someone spaghetti bolognese during the break though. I like them to keep their energy levels up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me

You just need to add a Dorset Knob to cover the SW.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with a stinking bishop and a little stinker

do you actually like that cheese. I really can't get near it

I love it, it smells so bad but tastes so good

I've never managed to get it on my mouth

I do have to double wrap it in cling film and keep it in an air tight box in the fridge or the smell invades the house

any cheese that has to have its own extraction system is a no go for me

Some might say you're not really serious about cheese then. What was your answer on cheese or sex?

Currently I'm having red wine and cheese with no chance of sex. Maybe that will influence my choice.

Can you have cheese and sex at the same time I wonder. I say no

I used to feed the ex nibbles, including cheese in the lull before going again. I did once feed someone spaghetti bolognese during the break though. I like them to keep their energy levels up."

carbs are important lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brie on Hovis Biscuits for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love stinky cheese, but I don't like stinky sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them triangles

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like them triangles

Do they still make those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them triangles

Do they still make those?

yes and in spreadable tubs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex? "

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex"

What no one wants cheese on a morning man are you insane ...A brie and crispy a on bagel with cranberries is the perfect after sex real fast. ..You know Nothing MrSponge..pfftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex

What no one wants cheese on a morning man are you insane ...A brie and crispy a on bagel with cranberries is the perfect after sex real fast. ..You know Nothing MrSponge..pfftt

Insert bacon after crispy..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex

What no one wants cheese on a morning man are you insane ...A brie and crispy a on bagel with cranberries is the perfect after sex real fast. ..You know Nothing MrSponge..pfftt

Insert bacon after crispy..lol"

Bacon Sandwich after fast and furious sweaty morning sex is perfect but no cheese. Crazy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex

What no one wants cheese on a morning man are you insane ...A brie and crispy a on bagel with cranberries is the perfect after sex real fast. ..You know Nothing MrSponge..pfftt

Insert bacon after crispy..lol

Bacon Sandwich after fast and furious sweaty morning sex is perfect but no cheese. Crazy woman"

Maybe crazy but if there's no brie on my bacon prepare tu run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is undoubtably better than cheese.

However I get more cheese than sex....

Can't beat a bit of Colston Basset.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex

What no one wants cheese on a morning man are you insane ...A brie and crispy a on bagel with cranberries is the perfect after sex real fast. ..You know Nothing MrSponge..pfftt

Insert bacon after crispy..lol

Bacon Sandwich after fast and furious sweaty morning sex is perfect but no cheese. Crazy woman

Maybe crazy but if there's no brie on my bacon prepare tu run

Crikey. I best get some in. Can't be having you all brie needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I love

Brie most

Then the stinky ones

I get far more sex than cheese these days

Hopefully I'll get a better cheese/sex balance sorted out soon lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

that's only because I'm in need of morning sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love

Brie most

Then the stinky ones

I get far more sex than cheese these days

Hopefully I'll get a better cheese/sex balance sorted out soon lol

I eat to much cheese obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

that's only because I'm in need of morning sex

Men pfft

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"I love

Brie most

Then the stinky ones

I get far more sex than cheese these days

Hopefully I'll get a better cheese/sex balance sorted out soon lol

I eat to much cheese obviously

I eat too much cock

Obviously lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

that's only because I'm in need of morning sex

Men pfft

lol put brie back in fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

that's only because I'm in need of morning sex

Men pfft

lol put brie back in fridge

Cheese needs to rathe like a good red wine so bring it out of the fridge a wee while ...Do I have to teach you everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast with a dash of Worcester Sauce is bloody lovely. Not better than sex though, unless I'm eating it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knew you would come round to my way of thinking

that's only because I'm in need of morning sex

Men pfft

lol put brie back in fridge

Cheese needs to rathe like a good red wine so bring it out of the fridge a wee while ...Do I have to teach you everything

like a good steak in that sense. No good cooking really cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese on toast with a dash of Worcester Sauce is bloody lovely. Not better than sex though, unless I'm eating it wrong!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"To close to call, how about cheese and biscuits after sex?

Throw in a glass of red or a nice port and your onto a winner...cheese is mmmmmm but sex is even mmmmmmmmier if that's even a word

Nobody wants cheese in the morning everyone wants sex......yummy morning sex"

Have you never seen a proper Continental breakfast?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

No!

Bacon on the other hand...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Last night I had a good Brie and plenty of sex after, it's a combo not to be missed

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